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what do you mean “impulsive behavior” i’m just a little spontaneous

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I’ll learn impulse control when I’m dead

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sir that is my emotional support snarky tragic male character with parental issues

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mom do u have something to tell me?

does it have anything to do with other guy from havoc squad???? 

does dad know????

windwyrm replied to your photo: Theron is less than enthused when he discovers…

Isn’t it the same face, too? Is there something we should know, Theron? ( or as close a face as you can get without his -actual-, unique face, anyway)

I think he’s asking the same question… to Satele.

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Theron Shan: Some of you have never been reasonably cheery and it shows

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look in my defense all of this caught fire was already on fire when i got here. i really dont know how this keeps happening

truly a mystery

Oh dear, Theron made the naughty list

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I bet if you and future!Theron stopped fighting long enough to talk you’d be great friends!

scuze u nonnymoose but that future poser is a picnic stealing, grand theft autoing, identity thieving jerkwad & i won’t hear anyone say another word otherwise! im pretty sure he framed me for blowing up a train 2

…except for that one time he gave me a hug when we got caught in a rancor pit. it’s a super long story & u wouldnt understand anyway. its a spy thing. BUT OTHER THAN THAT he’s an asshat. just trust me on this.

damn it i really need to scrub my holonet history better where do ppl keep finding these pictures???

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it’s not Character Development™ until there’s a drastic change in hairstyle

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i...

yeah ok true

Ask and ye shall receive

Screenshot courtesy of @greyias

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stealth? no way man! stealth is for losers — real spies hide in plain sight

Theron… buddy… stealth??

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@sassheliosazuras u want moar drama??? btwn all that and stabby mcstabberson, u still want more? i lost like half a spleen and my holonet privileges again :(

from here on out im swearing off drama and going to just be a good little spy who behaves himself and minds his own bsns. now if you’ll excuse me, i need to go set up an elaborate sting operation to find who keeps stealing all the pumpkin spice caf creamer from the community fridge. this injustice will not stand!

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im offended!

im a glorious bisexual human garbage fire disaster tyvm

...wait

"Glorious Bisexual Human Garbage Fire"?

…. i should put that on my other blog as a theme

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yeahhh lana u & me r gonna hafta have a long talk about boundaries when i get back. specifically, the boundary of my closet that i left specific instructions for no one to enter

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Poor abandoned Jacket has a loving new owner.

(Who wore it better, who wore it betterrrrr~)

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its dark tiemz liek these that make me regret blowing up my therapist with the omnicannon

cute joke sketch.Who remembers Ghost ? More SWTOR fanart.

And here is some mood music for it.

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From Theron Shan’s Instagram Account: do u guys ever just stop & stare at the marvel that is ur hands? like i mean wut are fingers rly anyway? just these four–WAIT WFIVE–magic digits @ the end of ur hand that does whatever ur brain tells it & when u think about it thats just really cool becuz who needs the force when–

u know im starting to suspect that tora’s special spice brownies may contain the wrong kind of spice

still better than girl’s space!fruitcake