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the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it
#funny cause some people thought lennon DIDN'T die#but that's the standard “famous person isn't actually dead” conspiracy
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my three polyamorous sleep-paralysis demons
(photo by Maclay Heriot)
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Stu please write a full progressive rock gizz album with the orchestra and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
#honestly phantom island doesn't feature the orchestra as much as i'd like#i get it but damn#missed opportunity in some places#anyways i don't think stu believes in reincarnation but sure
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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.
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Salvage: THE TRUE ENDING
Still cleaning out my fic docs and FOUND THIS UTTER GEM HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN:
EDIT: Found a second version in ANOTHER part of my notes (too. many. notes.) and combined them:
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Something something, and then Zuko visits Omashu, where a certain team of researchers are proud to show the son of the Southern Chief, nephew of the Fire Lord, and apprentice of their own alumni Kustaa, the very latest in thermometer technologies.
Thank you for field testing our original thermometer and also getting us personally saved from the Fire Nation, they say.
We asked Kustaa what we could do to honor you and the new peace.
We are pleased to announce the new Earth Kingdom measurement of temperature: FA.
Favorite Apprentices
Isn't it so sweet Kustaa immortalized you.
And Zuko goes quietly back to his room
And quietly writes a letter
Where he quietly asks his Uncle the Fire Lord to please restart the war
Uncle declines, and attends the official Units Naming Ceremony to laud the Favorite Apprentice right next to Kustaa.
Zuko has no uncles and he hates both of them.
The End.
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The defeat of Croaker ⚔️
Artistic depiction of the legendary fight that took place at Dashcon 2 with @strange-aeons and @the-muppet-joker. Bingopodes included.
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July 5th, 2025. The day The Muppet Joker croaked.
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[ID: A person laying down face first in the Dashcon 2 ballpit. A blue wheelchair is comically tipped over outside of the pit, implying the user fell from the chair into the pit. /end ID]
Dashcon 2 artist alley funded my new wheelchair so this is my last hurrah with my old one
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donkey kong deserves more outfits in mkw so i drew some!
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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
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