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At the Robinavitch household, Robby’s children take “playing doctor” very seriously. All of the stuffed animals and American girl dolls are placed in a waiting room (the kitchen), and they are seen one by one in the order they arrived. Robby sits next to his youngest daughter’s stuffed bunny, anticipating his visit. Finally, after his kids have thoroughly diagnosed the patients in front of him, Robby is finally able to see a doctor. His oldest daughter estimates his weight at 100 pounds and his age as 80. His son checks his ears and heart with a toy otoscope and stethoscope, claiming that everything looks good “for now.” His middle daughter walks in to ask why he’s here, to which Robby replies “My head hurts.” The three children run dozens of tests, including brushing his hair and checking for lice. They decide he’s been hitting his head on the doors too much because he’s too tall. Robby accepts the diagnosis and heads to the pharmacy to get his prescription, where his youngest daughter, only recently able to stand by herself, is guarding a box of yogurt melts that was supposed to be his medicine. He has to fight her for them, but he eventually wins, letting her have a few when she starts to fuss.

At the Abbot household, it’s chaos. There’s been a multi vehicular collision on the interstate. Transformer toys and monster truck replicas are scattered everywhere. Jack lays on the ground, his prosthetic leg detached from his shin. His twin boys hurry to the scene, quickly inspecting their father. “He’s not gonna make it. His leg is gone.” One of the boys claims. Jack cracks an eye open and retorts, “Hey, I survived the first time I lost a leg.” The other twin shakes his head. “Sorry, we’ve gotta take care of people who are going to live.” Jack huffs and starts complaining while the twins rush to their baby sister’s side, deciding she is worth saving, and they stick Princess bandaids all along her arms.

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The Thrill of the Chase: Tim Gutterson x Reader

Tagging: @kmc1989 @noxytopy @elenavampire21 @floralfloyd @lamaudite

Summary: After months of hiding your relationship an interaction with a private contractor leads you to come clean.

Companion piece to:

Lucky - Tim's assignment doesn't go to plan.

Stars - Tim's not like the other guys.

Out On That Ledge - Tim's there to pull you back when you are out on that ledge.

Chocolate - Tim saves the last bar for you while you're off base.

The Good Book - Tim makes you a promise you don't think he can keep.

Sharpnel - You make sure Tim has a piece of you when he's airlifted to Germany for surgery.

Germany - You and Tim spend some time together during a three hour lay over in Germany.

Getting Out - Tim's forced participation in an event leads you both to discuss your careers in the military.

Prequel to:

Checkmate - You make sure Tim never has to go through that again.

The House On The Quarter - Tim realises that time's run out on a dream of yours.

Bad Timing - You and Tim have always had a case of bad timing.

Straight From The Heart - Tim speaks from the heart during a late night phone call.

Missed Call - Tim's world crumbles when he listens to your voicemail.

Stars Align - Things start to go wrong just as Tim and yours stars align.

A Ramblin’ Man - Tim makes you a promise about the future.

A Patient Man - Tim awaits news on your condition.

Wait And See - Tim gets creative when it comes to your recovery.

Breaking Point - You and Tim get to a breaking point after you reveal your deal has been pulled due to the shooting.

The Sofa (NSFW) - Tim finds a unique way to win his side of the argument.

You hate private contractors.

They’re obnoxious, entitled fucks who walk around like they own the place because the military pays them an exorbitant fee to be here. They tend to garner a lot of attention because they’re not bound by the same rules as the rest of you, they can fraternize with anyone they want and not be punished for it.

You’re self-aware enough to understand that your jealous of that, the ability to be with someone so freely without the fear of consequences. This thing with you and Tim it’s been going on for almost nine months now, stolen kisses by the sandbags, climaxing with his hand over your mouth to stay quiet, him slipping out in the early hours of the morning so people don’t question him leaving.

It feels like a relationship and it doesn’t at the same time.

When Trini from Lexicon starts to flirt with Tim you try to ignore it. He’s handsome, a Sergeant in the Rangers, a sniper, the best of the best. A catch compared to most of the other men on this base with his wry humour and competency.

Trini, she’s a Tracker, a hired gun brought here to hunt down insurgents in the hills, she enjoys the thrill of the chase and she always gets her man, at least that’s what you’re told around the camp fire.

It escalates over the course of a couple of evenings, the more disinterest he shows, the harder she pushes until she drifts past him one night to grab a beer, her hand reaching between the two of them, stroking his cock. You see him flinch and you know in that moment, he’s taken back to that night a couple of months ago with Hina Faazi. Your eyes lock across the flames and you can see the distress in his features before he clears his throat and looks away.

That’s when you realise you’re done, done hiding your feelings for the man you love, done pretending that you don’t care about someone who means the entire world to you. You have two more weeks until you’re shipped out of here, honourably discharged back into normal society. What’s the worst they can do?

Brig time? It would be pointless, you’re on the way out anyway.

You raise to your feet, making your way around the camp fire, until you’re standing in front of Tim as he sits in one of those worn out camping chairs you all use.

“Lieutenant.” He greets as he tilts his head up towards you. There’s always a sharpness in his voice when he uses your rank, as if he has to remind himself of the professional division between the two of you.

“Lucky.” You correct him as you sink down into his lap, your thighs encompassing his hips. The atmosphere shifts around you as you cradle his face between your palms, his eyes softening as his hands come to rest on your hips, holding you steady.

“You’re mine.” You whisper, your lips ghosting over his. “And I’m going to make sure every single person here knows it.”

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Re-watching Mamma Mia, as one does, and it’s just dawning on just how contradictory the second movie is to the first and I don’t understand and I wanna talk discourse with someone.

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Me and my sister are catching up on the marvel films (no spoilers) and this latest spider man sucks. It was a great movie loved it actually but I’m crying like a bitch rn ((have not seen wanda vision, shehulk, multiverse of madness, Loki, wakanda forever, eternals, love and thunder, quantum mania, Hawkeye, moon night, ms. Marvel, or what if yet so no spoilers pls))

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9-1-1 “In Another Life”

My thoughts as I watch

✨spoilers✨

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Not gonna lie had me crying within the first minutes

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate coma/death different reality things they hurt my heart

Especially when they remember their actual life

Awe teacher Buck

Wow the dad is a couch hogger

This is giving me anxiety even though I know it’s a show I know it’s a fake reality in a show I just hate Doug with a passion

There’s a commercial for this show swarm and I literally thought there was a bug in here I had to pause the show (I’m watching next day on Hulu)

AU Buck looks so confused

Is AU Doug still abusive? Oh I hate this why couldn’t they at least fix that

AU Buck baby no one knows you here

DAMN IT we still don’t get to know why he’s called Chimney???

I’m crying that him finding Bobby’s dead in that realities killing/sending him into like a panic

Buck truly is Bobby’s child

Chin holding Margrets hand 😢😢

He had to move him after that? Why?

Oh my god I forgot about their parents whole thing about not being in hospitals

Oh my god no… no Christopher. No Cap god I’m crying again

Chris’ hair is so red it’s been so long since we’ve seen him

Eddie and Hen crying because of Chris is making me cry

Even May and Bobby know Buck is the other child

Why does he keep switching from right wall to left wall to right wall

He’s running after Bobby…

I don’t like creepy Bobby

Oh I hate windows into actual reality

If Buck dies I’m leaving

AND THE DOOR KEEPS MOVING!

And now there’s suddenly two doors when they only showed one before

The pregnant women they saved

Not “Fix You by Coldplay” 😭

“I’m always gonna feel guilty for that one” I can’t 😂

Oliver has facial hair?!

FUCKING DANIEL

Oh thank fuck

Excuse me where is miss Jee everyone else got to see Buckaroo

“It’s better here” yeah cause your fire dad is still alive

Chims step mom seems nice honestly

Jee-Yun is just so freaking cute

Ooo that hoodie looks comfy as hell

I actually like that their parents are nice now it’s nice to see them all happy

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I love this, this makes everything just click and I just love it

Anyone else feel like since Nancy and Mateo got together Nancy’s character just seems different? Like in every aspect? I’m watching the latest episode and it just seems like she changed

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Anyone else feel like since Nancy and Mateo got together Nancy’s character just seems different? Like in every aspect? I’m watching the latest episode and it just seems like she changed

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9-1-1 “Red Flag”

My thoughts as I watch

✨spoilers✨

His voice is so soothing

Joshie

Maddie just jinxed it

This dog is adorable, it looks like my cousins

I didn’t even connect the fireworks and hand until they said it

Buck really just pulled a not it I can’t

This kids is why we don’t play with fireworks

How do you not notice a third person???

Early Christmas or birthday

I forgot that he doesn’t know his mom was/is a POS

Was about to ask who this was but immediately got my answer

I love the way athena and Bobby look at each other

This is odd it’s like the ghost call all over again

Williams! Haven’t seen him in a while

Magazines from Nam?

He knocked himself out?!?

It’s weird that Josh is the one getting all the calls too

Nooooooo Wendell…

Buck looks good in that hoodie and sweats

Oh god she stole a car too

“Would you prefer an announcement” “yes” I love that

That would be a beautiful picture of Bobby with the flag flowing

Why are those people standing there?

No…… not Wendell…..

Poor Bobby holy shit

Buck looks like he’s about to cry too

I love Denny such a good kid

I love detective chimney

I thought he meant Eddie was there too

I didn’t know you could have multi-way phone calls

That’s suspicious

At least Buck waits for them to say bye until he hangs up😂

Jesus Josh you need sleep not to quit

We get left with a cliff hanger dang it

They’re gonna buy the murder house…

The height chart is making me cry

Oh Denny no…I hope he at least discussed this with his moms

We don’t get any clarification with Bobby’s sponsor?

Just Bobby creeping

Also love everyone finally getting sleep

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“What’s Your Fantasy?” 9-1-1

Thoughts while I watch

✨spoilers✨

‘Princess’ seems like a brat

Did someone put bees in her helmet/gloves ?!?!

Buck and his cutters

Poor girl

Why are the people bowing to them making me tear up

We have that same seat for my cousins

Uncle Buck and baby Jee

Just leave the crayons on the floor Buckaroo

How much toilet paper was on that roll????

Does May have a Boyfriend?

Was Darius the one she went to prom with?

This man is a douche

Nobody likes the boss in the first place

He’s not doing comprehensions hard enough…

Chris getting all fancy

Does Chris have a crush?!

Eddie babes crushes aren’t really secrets

Both Chim and Buck look very handsome

It’s chimney in the Jee bed isn’t it?

Light sleeper huh?

I love that he chose may and Harry’s birthdays

Oh please don’t have May get in trouble

Peter Pan looks creepy now with the stache and stare

May looks so pretty with her hair all curled and everything

Of course his first crush was an older lady 😂

Pulling a more dangerous Buck1.0

The way Oliver said traumatized you could hear his accent

Oh no… creep gone be there innit he? And cause problems I assume?

He’s building bombs/thinking of it isn’t he?

I feel like May should hide that she’s looking through this in case he comes outside?

DARIUS OH SHIT

They gone leave us on a cliffhanger arent they

Of course he claims to be a nice guy

“Brave enough” bitch boy is literally hiding

I didn’t get to see what Athena wrote

Darius is one smart/observant cookie

Mays little laugh after the kiss🥺

Yay back to the ren fair!

Uncle Buck back at it

I love Buck and Hens friendship

Great, impersonating a nurse now too they’re looking to be arrested

I love this set up for them looks so comfortable and right for them

I’m glad Eddie gets to see his firsts now since he couldn’t at the beginning

I like this episode

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“Cursed” 9-1-1

My thoughts as I watch

✨spoilers✨

Oh hell no, creepy ass bracelet

Beautiful house though

No pain could be shock or something very bad

Left side is numb oof

Cutting the legs first seems kinda dangerous but they know better

God I love the fire fam

Is Buck not eating??? Only that green stuff

Oh yeah I forgot he was gonna be a sperm donor

His face while he said “swimmer escape” 😂

Who the heck was that disbatcher

Could imagine it’s not her and just someone with the similar bracelet

I’m very suspicious of the assistant

Oh poor Buck and the dang rescheduling

Chimney is the most superstitious and I love it

Chim and Hen are my favorite

I hope she’s alone this time

And she’s not….

Oh this girl is just dumb

How the fuck would that have happened?

Gas leak?

Ohhhh the crystal

Don’t jinx it Chim

I love Eddie fucking with him?

Why do they immediately think the worst of him?

They’re snoopy ass bitches Cap trying to play it off I can’t

They couldn’t have talked to him at home?

Buck looks so sad

And hen looks so awkward

Favorite scene so far

THE “STALKER”?!

Oh she stupid stupid

Why was her car already unlocked?? And she just didn’t notice?

Mama Athena’s on her way

Oh don’t be cement… oh asphalt or much better

I didn’t know asphalt has fumes…

This poor girl Jesus Christ

Good aim

I love episodes like this that mainly focus on the calls instead of drama

It’s gotta be a sign to not do this it’s gotta be or it’s just the curse

His running form looks soo odd I’m laughing

I stg if they force another romance I’m gonna scream

Chris/ Gavin is getting so big

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9-1-1 “Tomorrow”

My thoughts as I watch

✨spoilers✨

GAGA?!

Karen doesn’t even sound like Karen

I know this was 2010 or whatever it said but neither of them sound like they do now

Karen knew Chim before Hen???? Oh I love that

God I love this family

NOOOOOOO NO NO NO

Denny went to work with Karen oh shit

Banging songs so far

Is Alvin not even on the job?

I feel like Karen should’ve talked with Hen about that but it also makes sense

How did she not hear her?!

Did they cut the phone call or is that coming up?

Thin glasses don’t look as good on Hen, just my opinion

Why’d they do a shot of the Nike airs lmao

Why’d they cut the phone call wtf

Hen listened thank god

Good god he was like a zombie

Karen really just stole Bucks light and took charge I can’t

God so much gore and yucky noises

Apparently athena doesn’t like em either with that face

Good on Bobby for that tackle

There’s still half an hour please don’t let anything else happen

Did they steal the fire truck to go vent?

Please let Karen actually be okay

That blood is too red to be the other ladies

Fuck I called it

I swear to god if they kill Karen

That was not nice HOWIE but I understand

I SWEAR TO GOD

They better not take this back

I’m sorry I know it’s a reoccurring thing but I don’t think they’d allow that many people in the waiting room

Um excuse me not everyone in her team made it, oh Nevermind she told her

Oh this picture board is so cute

YES YES YES

Baby Denny is adorable

I got excited they were gonna have another baby at first like a little time jumpy thing

Hell yeah we get to keep Firefighter Hen Wilson

2 weeks???

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I’m back, 9-1-1 “Home Invasion” thoughts as I watch

✨spoilers✨

Ooo yes a Josh call

Dumb fuck I know she was panicked but damn

That’s a big ass house

‘Detective Buckley’ I can’t

A damn raccoon…

Mama athena scaring buck

Buck with the power tools😂

I don’t trust this lady idk why

Jee is adorable

How did she know???

I like this new kid

Same house or Same area?

First one

Hen definitely isn’t just relaxing today

I’m traumatized by nail guns since the other episode of 9-1-1 with them

I have a feeling this is gonna go very horribly with the hose kink

Do not point it at your face… oh gods too bumping it higher

Where’s the home owner wtf

How are they supposed to hear him if they keep stabbing

Punching the ceiling works i guess

Who said that to her? It sounded very creepy

Karen always has such cute pajamas

Hoovers being a blocker

Hmmm weird

Lady it’s their house they can choose what to do including hiding in the tub with wine

I really hope it’s not the new kid…

Well this situation sucks

It’s all going according to plan

This really is a bummer I liked that kid

Hoover…. Bad boy

Ooo look at Hen go

Dog dad Eddie

Ooo Nevermind

I think Hoover needs to go back to the college kids

Doctor Hen Wilson?!

Ahhh almost

I’m having ear flashbacks from The last party at this house

They’re gonna make me cry I didn’t expect this

God I love the Buckley-Han family

GOD DAMN BUXK AND EDDIE LOOKED GOOD

KAREN NO

What The Fuck

IF THEY KILL KAREN IM OUT

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I’m finally getting to watch the latest episode and I’m at the drunk driver and Jesus Christ almost had a heart attack

Buck and chimneys little exchange when the car stopped, I love them

We need more Buck and Hen scenes I loved this

I love Bucks little smirk / almost glance directly at the camera at the end of this episode

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9-1-1 “The Devil You Know” my thoughts as I watch

✨spoilers✨

I love this song sm

Awe little Athena

Oh lord did the daddy kidnap the girl.. I was hoping not

I already feel like I’m gonna cry god I know she’s an actress but her voice hurt me

Detective Dixon is attractive damn

Yes ma’am they are obviously gonna blame him it’s his house they found the body at

We get to meet senior, nice

I really don’t know if I think Senior did it or Athena’s daddy

Why do I feel like the truck had something to do with this all

Bobby do not push your wife rn

Ope nevermind

That’s rough

Barney fife

And her starts Officer Athena Grant

Oh her daddy did it

“Might not like what ya find” SIR

*pointing a gun at someone* GET OFF OF ME bitchstfu

That’s why the sister felt so guilty and was acting up

So she didn’t know she followed her at first… or at all

How’d she find them?

Oh maybe that’s why she didn’t tell the cops

Loving the outfits

Lemme guess Jr and sis are missing

THE TRUCK I FUCKING CALLED IT

I can’t imagine the guilt she felt/feels goddamn

how the hell did you get that as interfering?

I knew damn well they focused on the truck for a reason

Oh so this man at least knows somethings

I’m a little scared that Reggie is there now that we know there’s some evidence/theories now

BOBBY NO

Bobby I swear to fucking god you get hurt interfering imma kill you

Joanne why was your door unlocked

I swear to god if Joanne or Bobby gets hurt I’m gone get mad

Did she really not piece together that he did it or what?

He gone assault her too? Yucky

YES BOBBY YES! JOANNE GRAB THE GUN

Athena baby stay safe

God this poor baby was so scared in her last moments

That whack was so satisfying

She finally solved her first case

“How could I not protect my boy” BUT THAT BABY DIDNT MATTER

HOLY SHIT PLOT TWIST

Oh thank god he’s awake

These flashback like things make me think something not good gonna happen like pops passing

Oh thank god

NOT THIS FUCKING PREVIEW OF NEXT WEEK