anikink-skywalker
anikink-skywalker
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hey I'm tyler. he/him pronouns please. "anakin please don't panakin" - obi wan Kenobi at some point
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself.
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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@ Kesha
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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Why y'all so afraid of historical gays
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE
flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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person: are you out of your mind?!
me, dissociating: quite literally, yes, i am
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will take what is mine with fire and blood.
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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Assessing the Situation
Anakin’s Force Ghost: [grimacing] So…the Dark Side, huh? Who knew that thing still had a little life left in it, right? That is…disappointing.  Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: Disappointing? Anakin, missing one of your soap operas is disappointing. This is awful news! After everything we made it through…[sadly] Oh, Luke… Anakin: Well, hang on guys, it might not be as bad as we think. We don’t completely know what we’re dealing with yet. Luke: [blinking] You…think it might not be that bad?  Anakin: Yeah, uh, I mean…what was he doing the last time you saw him? Luke: …murdering a bunch of Jedi? Anakin: [hisses] Ooh, OK, that’s…not great. B-but…was he saying anything? Luke: Like what? Anakin: You know, like…”I’m more powerful than you”, or…I dunno. [looks at Obi-Wan] Help me out here.  Obi-Wan: Idiotic pronouncements about his new empire, or how everything was all your fault even though you weren’t even home when it happened? [staring pointedly at Anakin] Luke: [thinking] Uh…well he seemed pretty upset? I think there was some rage-crying? [Anakin and Obi-Wan nod at each other] Anakin: Uh huh, OK, right, right. What’s the uh, Evil Overlord situation? Luke: What? Anakin: Like is he running the show on his own? Because, y’know, if that’s the case we definitely have better chances than if someone is in charge who’s not, uh… Obi-Wan: An emotional trainwreck? Anakin: [mildly annoyed] …I was going to say vulnerable. Has he got a queen, or an emperor or, y’know, like an ancient evil spirit brought back to life telling him what to do? [scrolling through Wookieepedia, concerned] You didn’t see any zombies, did you son? Luke: Zombies?! No, it’s just some Darksider guy. Obi-Wan: [stricken] Oh I swear, if it’s Maul again, I’m done. I’m done! Anakin: [holding up a headshot of Maul] Did you see anyone who looked like this, Luke? [leaning in, concerned] Was he talking about Obi-Wan a lot? Luke: No, no…it’s this…First Order leader guy…Snoke. Obi-Wan: [leaning back, defeated] Well, Anakin, I’m afraid this has all the hallmarks…  Anakin: [solemnly] Yep, it’s all there. Tears. Black outfit. Evil boss. Jedi massacre… Obi-Wan: [looking over Anakin’s shoulder at the holonet screen] Terrible poetry blog. Luke: [buries his head in his hands] Force help us. 
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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I’m Not Fooling Anyone 😑 (W/ @tallykat3, @welcome-to-the-joangle, & Jamahl Rawls)
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO APPRECIATE THESE DATES 
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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me trying to find out if someone is gay: so are you, y'know…. a friend of the babadook?
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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I’m surprised your Jedi insights are not more sensitive to such things.
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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me: im tired 
Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 
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anikink-skywalker · 8 years ago
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Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone
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