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NOVA.

“Uh, well, I’m kinda like you. You’re a Green Lantern, right? Back in my dimension, I’m part of the intergalactic police force that patrols the universe, keeping the peace and all that.” Rich rubs the back of his neck. “Although, I’m the last one &&. I’m stuck here, so…”

     the lantern’s brows knit together as he finishes his explanation.  “ ...oh. ”  and of course she’s got a thousand questions, but she’s not sure if he’s ready for her to pry  ( trauma’s funny that way – it could be decades and he still might not be over it ).  “ i’m really sorry about that. –– the last part, not the peace-keeping part. ––– if there’s anything i can do to help you get home, give me a buzz. i’m jessica, by the way. ”  she extends her hand with a sympathetic, yet sincere smile.

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2% girl 98% anxiety

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GUY.

     “You’ve already passed my training course, rookie. Any other time I show up is just my checkin’ in t’ see how yer doin’.”

     “ you mean you’re not going to kick my ass every time you see me? thank god. things have been... decent. ”   

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CAROL.

She must have been one of the new lanterns Hal and Kyle had told her about and Carol couldn’t help but smirk slightly. “Star Sapphire but you could say I’m purple or violet.” She shook her head. “I mainly stick to Coast but I also hardly suit up on earth. Carol Ferris and you’re Jessica, right?”

     “ star sapphire lantern? ”  it doesn’t really roll off the tongue, but whatever floats her boat.  “ yep, that’s me, jessica cruz, green lantern of earth, or as what feels like everyone on earth views me as, hal’s replacement. ”  okay, she’s only a little bitter.  “ it’s nice to meet you, carol. ”

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y’all im here and queueing things but i’ve forgotten everything so bear with me

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i can’t bring myself to give jess up completely, so i’m going to be making this blog LOW ACTIVITY / a SECONDARY blog

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im still super sick but i’ve been logged into felicity  ( @supercomputed )  recently!!

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😷

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“Your easy and my easy are very different!”

– Jessica Cruz in DC Super Hero Girls: Spaced Out #4

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me: says one thing about my ears megan: pics or it didn’t happen

shoutout to @animeaxed for putting up with my fascination with ears and the auditory system ✌️✌️✌️

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*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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“I happen to like nice men.”

@carolxferrisx // empire strikes back starters // accepting !

     “ yeah, and that’s great if you don’t have an anxiety disorder! ”  jessica throws her arms up in mock-defeat.  “ if i tell a nice guy that im not feeling great  ( aka i got too anxious )  the last thing i want is for this guy to come to my door with chicken noodle soup and a get well soon card. ”  are there exceptions? sure, but for the most part nice guys suck. 

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im like 99% sure no one's died on jess's watch as a lantern yet and uh,,, it’s gonna wreck her when someone does

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@fallenlantern liked !!

     she falls to the ground with a thud, more thankful for her shields than ever. she doesn’t know what happened or where she is, all she can tell is that something isn’t quite right.  “ ring, where are we? ”  “ you’re in portland. ”  the lantern flies up to get a better view of her surroundings.  “ then why is there a blockbuster? ”  her suspicions are confirmed are confirmed when her ring replies.  “ it appears that you’re in 2009. ”  no. not again. she did not just time-travel again. “ and simon? ”  inhala, exhala.  “ the simon baz from your time is nowhere to be found. lo siento, j-bird. ”  inhala, exhala, jessica. you’ll figure this out. you always figure it out.

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