#like really hard

[uccmd]

THE LIST of domestic things about Crowley and Aziraphale during S2 as my free therapy session:

The apology dance

Crowley knows why exactly Aziraphale might call him (the list consists of only three reasons) and can understand which is relevant at the moment by Azi's voice

Crowley doesn't wear his glasses in the bookshop

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

"Ourselves"

"Do you need a lift somewhere?"

Them discussing their favorite romantic tropes like it've never happened to them

Crowley casually ordering the drink Aziraphale asked for

Crowley being absolutely done with everything but still managing to help Aziraphale every way possible participating in his investigation and making sure they're not killed

"OUR car"

Crowley actually letting Aziraphale to drive the Bentley!!!

They have a room where they discuss their questions and problems (like with the Gabriel's and Muriel's visits)

Crowley sitting on the arm of Aziraphale's armchair

"Good job" "You really think so?"

Aziraphale calling Crowley right away to tell him more about the clue and what he found out (aka searching for his praise)

Crowley supporting Aziraphale while he performs his little handy magic tricks

Aziraphale slowly getting more comfortable with calling Crowley his friend (aka "we go back in a long time" and etc)

"A little us time"

Them casually touching each other

Dancing while talking and talking while dancing

Crowley not letting other people buy or take Aziraphale's books while he is out of bookshop

Crowley trying to communicate with Gabriel after Aziraphale advices him to do so

Crowley cleaning up the bookshop while Aziraphale is on a walk with Metatron (he knows this place so well + «stress-cleaning» @sgam76 )

Aziraphale asking Crowley to be his assistant in the lethal magic trick and letting Crowley point the muzzle of a loaded gun at him when they can't use miracles

Crowley's hands shaking because his first shot ever was about to be made while he was pointing a gun at Aziraphale but when he just got himself together because fuck him if he will ever hurt his angel

Crowley trusting Aziraphale because he asked

Crowley waiting for Aziraphale to change his mind in the end until the very last moment

Aziraphale complimenting Crowley's work during The Begging

Aziraphale's attempt to put his hand on Crowley's shoulder during the kiss because he wanted them to be closer to each other

Aziraphale has a diary with a description of his every meeting with Crowley (as i suppose)

"But you like waiting inside"

How literally every character made a remark about their relationship being a little bit more than just friendship and how they're flustered by those comments

"I am, but rescuing me makes him so happy"

«Crowley going “NGK!” when Azi briefly corners him in the pub with a hand on his chest» @babbeldumpsterfire

"If any harm goes to Aziraphale-"

«“we both get PLENTY of use out of it” regarding the bookshop» @nightgoodomens

[navnae]

Everyone talks about Eddie being a biter and how cute and sweet it is when does it to Steve, like every now in then Eddie would give Steve a little nibble on his cheek which makes him laugh.

Fair.

But what about Eddie biting Steve and having no filter whatsoever. Meaning that whenever he bites Steve he genuinely leaves a mark and it fucking hurts. The man has some chompers on him so it’s very likely that in the midst of him biting Steve that he’s just went ham at least once. Of course Eddie doesn’t mean to hurt Steve but now they have limits when it comes to the biting chaos.

[zephanax]

???

[to-the-western-wood]

susan: you kidnapped caspian? that's illegal!

edmund: but susan, what's more illegal? briefly inconveniencing caspian, or destroying our dreams?

susan: kidnapping caspian, ed!!!

lucy: susan, whatever i may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

susan: what, to kidnap people?!

lucy: to work together!

susan: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!

peter: susan, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people

[sesanghe-myah]

LMAO

The Professor looking so DONE with Claire trying to convince everyone that Lulu and Toto’s heads are the same size (wtf, is she trolling us? 😅😂) like it’s some longwinded, convoluted conspiracy theory

Dr. Co: This is why you don’t trust people who can’t science.

[ju-panic]

my pretty pretty slut wants nothing more than to tilt her head back for me and let me lick all over her neck, right? don’t you want to feel my tongue? fuck i’m such a slut. i’d lick your lips while you moaned into my mouth because my oral fixation really demands that i do what feels nice and yummy to me. biting and sucking and telling you shhh when you start whimpering in that delicious way. shhh i just want to feel. my right hand grabbing your thigh and pulling it up to rest in the curve of my waist, getting even closer. your hips rolling to my abdomen in search of friction and my lips to your ear, breathy and warm. telling you how good you taste before i’ve even really tasted you. so fucking yummy. you’re so wet for me. when you feel my fingers snaking their way under your shirt, what’s that sound you make? it’s a slutty moan, isn’t it. because you need more. because you want more. because you have every want in the world to be touched even more. you’re so close to asking for it, i can tell. isn’t it easy? getting worked up like this for me. ju, i know you’re even more bothered now that you’ve read this. lmao what a fucking whore

- Allura <3

[yoursselo]

i have no words

[aflockofravens]

@inkounderscore the new chapter is kicking my ass, but I'm soooooooo close to being done. It feels twice as long as the last one but that could just be the feeling of standing at the base of a mountain, exhausted by how much there is left to climb 😅

Have a sneak peek for your patience!

He slowly pushes open the door to the girls' bedroom and peeks inside. The soft glow from the aquarium night light between the two beds casts bubbling streaks of light across the ceiling, reflecting across the two sets of eyes now trained on the door.

He pushes the door open further, leaning against the doorframe as he crosses his arms over his chest.

“You're both supposed to be sleeping,” he says, mock sternly. “It's past your bedtime.”

A blonde head sits up and crosses her arms over her chest, mimicking his pretend disapproval. “It's past your bedtime too, Master Geto.”

“Nana!” hisses a voice from the opposite bed. “He's an adult, they don't have bedtimes!”

Suguru laughs quietly and steps into the room, sitting at the foot of Nanako’s bed and grabbing her toes through the blankets causing her to let out a giggle. “You're both right,” he says, holding his arms out as Nanako climbs out from under her blankets and into his lap. “Adults don't have bedtimes but it is definitely past mine. Especially if we want to go to the aquarium tomorrow morning like I promised.”

That elicits a squeal of joy from both girls, Mimiko kicking off her blankets and jumping across the gap onto Nanako's bed. She flings her arms around Suguru's neck in a choking grip and he laughs as the air is forced out of his lungs as Nanako squeezes him around the middle.

“Alright, alright,” he wheezes out. “We can't go anywhere if you squeeze me to death.”

Surprise! It's Suguru POV. Enjoy the snack 😋

[k4ylow]

do it fart

This u rn

[lectordemaldiciones]

Pendimentos:

La pena se me quedó atrapada tres capas de pintura más abajo, ya sola y olvidada. Esa murria que me carcomía quedó en el ayer. Espero, de todo corazón, que cualquier infortunado hombre que se tope con mis obras, no llegue a verle la sombra a mi arte de aquella época tan ruin. Espero, que para cuando se asome, ya todos hayamos sido olvidados.

Sir. Samuel

[zephanax]

Thank you so much Mob !!

Thank you for changing me for the better, for telling me that I can be loved as I am, even when I have trouble expressing myself, when I feel too much, when I don't feel anything, when I hate the way I act, when I have a hard time staying put, or when I am told I am weird. That I am nothing special, but as unique as the next person. That I can move forward despite my mistakes, that we can be whatever we want to be, and that it's okay to be scared. Thank you Mob Psycho 100 for being there in my life. You are helping me and many others in a troubled world.

Merci encore.

[starsshitposts]

Me Imagining the most juicy, nail biting, toe clenching, fan fiction in my head;

When I try to actually write it down:

[androcola]

i have a horrible time judging my relationships to people i either think everyone wants nothing to do with me or i see someone as a close frienr, sometimes while still thinking they wamt nothing to do with me

[healerelowen]

Grief update:

-Head hurts from crying and eating less

-Tired and done with everyone’s shit

-A lot of guilt. And I mean a lot of guilt.

-Staying in my room a lot. As in for most of the day so far. Only going out of it to get food, get water, or go to the bathroom. Which was only once or twice or none today.  

-Moved remaining chick into my room so I can keep an eye on it for a while until I’m less paranoid. 

-Cry

-Paranoia that if I leave the remaining chick alone for even only a couple minutes, it’ll die too and I won’t be there for the chick.

-Feel guilty for leaving the remaining chick alone at all

-Cry even more 

-Remembered that I have a headache

-Lost pretty much any and all motivation to eat

-Cry even more to the point where I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve cried today. 

-Hungry, very hungry

-Try to think of bug to make me feel better. It doesn’t work.

-Hurt, lots of hurt both physically and emotionally.

-Apologizing to the chick about not being able to save its friend even though it can’t understand me.

-Even more guilt. 

[martwy-basen]

tara and darcy decide to dress as calliope and juliette from first kill for halloween, but when tara comes to pick darcy up, she comes out wearing the most silly, stereotypical vampire costume she could find, something like this