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There's the idea that Viktor would make sure his babies are fat, chubby, & healthy because of how he grew up in Zaun. What about his partner gaining some weight & getting softer post-canon? I think he'd ADORE it 😭
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my favourite part of the apothecary diaries is jinshi freaking out over maomao's impulsive freaky tendencies (but he's lowkey into that)



jinmao in a nutshell:

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Sam: *slams hands on table* You're a YA protagonist!
Danny: *confused* I'm.....not?
Sam: *points at Jason reading in the corner* That's your boyfriend?
Danny: Yes?
Sam: Your Crime Lord Boyfriend?
Danny: That doesn't mean that I'm a-
Sam: Your crime lord boyfriend that is also the child of this citys billionaire and could buy you anything you wanted?
Danny: *flustered* Well, i-
Sam: Your crime lord boyfriend that's loaded that's also a revanant, and constantly around you because he "feels himself when he's around you"?
Danny:....
Sam:.....
Danny:.....Oh Ancients, I'm a YA protagonist.
Sam: Glad you've noticed.
Sam:..
Sam: Also he growls alot.
Danny: *flustered* Sam!
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wait but jacks smart actually?
Creating the ghost portal is actually incredibly impressive when you think about it. A college guy built a device that tears an artificial hole in the dimensional fabric, connects to the ghost dimension, and keeps it open 24/7 without draining enough energy to affect the house's power. That’s groundbreaking.
The portal is such a big deal that, in one episode, the government buys his entire house for an absurd amount of money just to gain access to it. That implies they’d probably been trying to create something similar for ages and decided it was cheaper to just buy his. Beyond building an Einstein-Rosen bridge, this guy also designs jets, Iron Man-style suits, a shrink ray, and countless other devices that just work.
It’s all played for laughs, but Jack is a genius inventor. He’s constantly creating ghost-detection and ghost-fighting gadgets, and they’re effective—he just doesn’t realize it because they keep pointing at Danny (secret identity and all). By the later seasons, when ghosts are no longer a secret, his inventions have been validated multiple times. His tech even forms the foundation for everyone else's ghost-fighting abilities—Vlad’s tech is derived from Jack’s, and the Men in White presumably use his old notes or Vlad’s designs.
And yet, despite all this, Jack is treated as a buffoon? wild.
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The real star of the show: the stiddies
Happy birthday beloved Ida @bizarrelittlemew 💕I hope you know how loved and appreciated you are here and that all our lives would be more empty without you.💕 You are a wonderful person with such a caring heart and great sense of humour. It was a blessing and a privilege to meet you and i hope to do so again. 💕Thank you for being your wonderful self and for blessing us with your presence and all your talent. Your gifmaking does have DJs stamp of approval after all. I hope your day is the best because you deserve nothing less. And I also hope you enjoy this great rack. 💕💕💕So.. Happy Ida-day!!
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Jazz Phantom AU!
you can find other pics here!
I can't decide what is more like Jazz so I colored every version I could think :D
Basically phantom version of Jazz is the negative color of the original
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“Danny eating something he shouldn’t”, except it basically puts his existential crisis as a halfa on display. Jack thought shooting Phantom with this strange new mixture to test it out would be a good idea, now he’s regretting it and comforting the poor ghost kid while he cries and screams hysterically about how he doesn’t know if he’s dead or alive, and what that makes him.
Bonus points if Danny also cries over the fact that he got electrocuted to death and forces Jack into promising that he and everyone in his house will be very careful with their stuff since he got electrocuted messing around with his parents’ tech.
Extra bonus points if Jack is like “I’m gonna cut him some slack” and starts being nicer to Phantom after this.
Extra extra bonus points if Jazz gets involved and tries to be something of a therapist until the effects wear off, but Phantom says “I don’t trust therapists anymore since the incident”.
Maddie: We got him! Now let’s see what it… does…?
Danny: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!
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Danny glared at Scarecrow man from the corner of his play table in the living room pt 3 by emacrow/creator
Stabbing his orange colored playdoh shaped scarecrow with his plastic fork as he stared hard at the sweating bullet Johnathan Crane, who was sitting in the dark purple couch with Lilith making drinks in the kitchen behind.
He could feel the dark energy radicating off this little toddler with the glowing eyes, teeth looking a bit too sharp as the kid stabbed the playdoh repeatedly.
"My mommy." Growled the possibility of a long lost distant related demon brat Robin.
Meeting the demonic toddler once more after 2 months after the wedding with his legs barely able to walk like a goddamm baby lamb toward the kitchen while Lilith looking more refreshed, moving easily the he was.
"You leave like the rest of them after I'm through with you, in the dirt."
That child is a dangerous little monster under an angelic face that can trick Lilith with how this kid attempted to have him killed on multiple occasions.
"She not your mommy."
Don't even get him started on the forever frozen icicles in the shower that almost killed him, fucking tiny plastic sword trap the kid's closet that was sharpen to almost stabbed him in the gut when he opened it to put away the brat's toys or the fake tantrum to scream so loud that his eardrums nearly went deaf.
"You don't deserve mummy."
Kid had a vendetta over him, just even being 3 feet close to Lilith without him death glaring him like a vengeful spirit.
The staring contest only lasted for a few seconds when Lilith came out of the kitchen with her favorite medieval mug of tea, a cup full of coffee with three drops of honey for him, and planet designed sippy cup full of hot chocolate and side of marshmallows for Danny.
That brat's evil face suddenly switched like a god damn switch, eyes sparkling with that gaping tooth smile staring at Lilith like she brought the moon itself to him, kissing her cheek with a soft giggle.
"Thank you, mummy." He said, sipping his sippy cup, his little feet swinging back and forth.
Lilith doesn't realize she was fooled by that demon in disguised.
Well, at least he got one thing on his side, which was the dark massive horse that lived in the backyard of Lilith home in the stable house. Nightmare was her name, and she was obsessed with him and scarecrow masks, probably due to the fear toxin residue.
Lilith had a stern talking to that stalker horse after he almost freaked out, seeing that horse somehow in his part of the closet trying to steak his ninth spare scarecrow outfit again to hoard in the stable right when he tried to get ready for the meeting, dragging Jonathan back to Lilith's house by his jacket.
He has evil plans to do goddammit!
Previous pt 2 link here<-
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Everything you need to know about romance in this love triangle

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From 'Thor' to 'What We Do in the Shadows': Taika Waititi Shares Memories from His Career
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I do not care if Wicked is considered a “family friendly” movie. When Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Bailey sing “As Long As You’re Mine” in part two I want that shit to be softcore porn.
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book!Fiyero is so funny. Elphaba tells him he can see her again in 2 weeks, and this man screamed in agony. he throws a tantrum anytime she says he can’t come over on a particular day. she’s like, you cannot see me today, I have things to do and he immediately starts whining.
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Fiyero is so me because if I saw miss elphaba pulling up like this I'd also abandon everything for her

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