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animusbell · 4 hours
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animusbell · 9 hours
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You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell
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animusbell · 10 hours
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you wear motherhood like a noose around your neck
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animusbell · 10 hours
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what the fuck
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animusbell · 13 hours
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what the fuck
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animusbell · 14 hours
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I have never seen bigger dick energy in my entire life!! Holy fuck this woman is queen shit!!
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animusbell · 1 day
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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animusbell · 1 day
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"if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you follow them?" is a decent metaphor for a thing that is important to remember (not to idolize anyone to the point that you abandon your own ability to think critically and make good decisions)
but i think the opposite sentiment is equally important and frequently relevant: "if your enemy declared themself anti-jumping-off-cliffs, would you jump off a cliff?"
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animusbell · 1 day
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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auto suggest bewilders me
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had an au thought and ran with it o/
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animusbell · 1 day
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I completely forgot to post this, but better late than never!! These are the page illustrations I did for the @wandersongzine last year, it was SO AMAZING to work with all these talented people. It really was such a fun project, I'm glad I could be a part of it!!!
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animusbell · 2 days
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I'm rewatching Steven Universe and by god, I forgot just how beautiful this show is. It's so good I'd be tempted to make some kind of "amazing SU shots" account (that i'm sure already exists) just as an excuse to post beautiful screenshots. Even mundane scenes are absolutely gorgeous
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animusbell · 2 days
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Quick Ian’s Shiny Hunting Corner, random shiny Zizagoon while setting up my Ralts hunt?? I don’t have one, so happy to take it!!
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animusbell · 3 days
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Me: *goes to computer store*
Scary computer person: software!
Me: *pointing at my heart* soft here
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