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MC: There is something I would like to ask, and it is quite vulgar.
Malleus: ...
Malleus: You have my permission.
MC: Thanks. So, would you ever let your future spouse sit on your face?
Malleus: ...
MC: ...
Malleus: ...
MC: Earth to Mal.
Malleus: ...
Malleus: My apologies... What was your question again?
MC: Never mind. I’d rather not have you faint with your eyes open.
MC: *asking Leona the same question*
Leona: Hell yeah.
MC: That was fast.
Leona: 'Cause there's no other answer to that.
Leona: Why did you ask, by the way?
MC: My brother-in-law died for that reason.
Leona: He died serving his purpose. You should be proud of him.
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+ Too bad. I would have asked you out.
+ You're not Jewish, are you? Sorry.
The Nanny – 3.07: Oy Vey, You're Gay
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Thanks Pedro
PEDRO PASCAL as HARRY CASTILLO MATERIALISTS (2025) dir. Celine Song
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"I have been changed, for good ."
Wicked: For Good (Trailer)
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Edward, stop.
Her blood is clean.
You are killing her.
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