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Bitches be like "I use AI because I can't draw", and then look at modern art and say "Pfft, I can do that"

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AFAS (Assigned Female at Stroganoff)

WAIT IS THIS WHY IVE BEEN ABLE TO MAKE BEEF STROGANOFF?

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CW: Bad Joke

Lossy Compression

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Idea: A Piano Man parody that is about the Peano Axioms.

Peano Man

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A Dance of Fire and Ice, but the goat isn't a cyborg and just creates mechanical goats

Boss encounter: a cyborg goat. Has no special abilities aside from saying "meehhhh" in a vocoded Soundwave-like voice.

­Is it trying to fight us, or are we just being an asshole?

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Idea: A Piano Man parody that is about the Peano Axioms.

Peano Man

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The forbidden fruit being an apple

Things that aren't in the bible:

The serpent in the garden being Satan

Cain killing Abel with a stone

Jesus being a carpenter

Pestilence being one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Baby Moses being put in the river

Solomon speaking to animals

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Hello, Maxwell. I've seen that you keep forgetting to hydrate yourself. This room is being slowly filled with fresh spring water. Should you stop looking at your phone and drink the water around you, the flooding will stop and you will be free to go. Otherwise... let's just say you'd be having more than enough to drink

A saw trap where you give a man a phone that can only scroll through an infinite feed of wholesome “remember to drink water” posts and also the room is

Filling up with water till he drowns or something

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Imagine if Kamala won. We’d have so much free time to argue and in-fight without all these threats looming over us. Can a man be a fujoshi? We would have that settled by now

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It's pride month. Quick, post Rimahiko

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do you think kokoro tsurumaki would be able to make ave mujica smile?

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Rana Kaname but she's the one who suddenly walks into the angsty yuri drama expecting it to be cute girls doing cute things

An anime girl who thinks she's in a "cute girls doing cute things" slice-of-life comedy until a mysterious beautiful girl transfers to her class and she realizes she's actually in an angsty yuri drama.

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god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem

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pulling something on my FBI agent

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