listen
if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested
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babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
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I honestly think about this a lot.
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the signs from most to least funny
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when no one is noticing how cute you are
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