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[annabellemueller]

i am faint of heart. many things are just not meant for me

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They should invent a job that i actually want to do

[annabellemueller]

telling child prodigies to quit while theyre ahead so i dong have to feel the shame of being old and mediocre

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He’s just like me fr fr. Girls love a banjo. Don’t even get me started on being a lobster playing the banjo.

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every time someone reveals theyre left handed it's like a cloak of lies has been revealed

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i was so slept on in middle school it's insane

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months are so short. like what do you mean only two weeks is half of the whole month and then in another two weeks its done

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modern asmr is medieval torture

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love being dramatic and amping up a story for added drama. u call it lying but i call it joy

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did you know if you drink too much juice the lining of your bladder can become irritated, giving you the symptoms of a uti. because i didnt.

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crazy seeing a celebrity when ur not a big fan bc it really is just some guy

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love when media is released on my birthday. a special treat just for me. how did they know it was my day

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if you see me in public, do not approach!! i am awkward and weird and it will be uncomfortable for us both!!

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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me when i just wanna have a chill day at home but the girls insist on shenanigans

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why do authors love writing stupid idiot dumb dumb main characters. riddle me that please.