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imagine you鈥檙e a tiny thing. your mama is big and strong so you follow her everywhere. she鈥檚 very strong, which is why when she falls asleep on the floor you sit with her. you sit with her until she starts to fall apart. but its ok because she鈥檚 strong. and then you get really, really, really thirsty, and you think if you sleep it鈥檒l be okay. and then you wake up surrounded by water and you see a face beyond the water and its blurry and you dont know how to feel about it so you go back to sleep and then you keep seeing the face beyond the water and they talk to you in soft words you dont understand and you鈥檙e still so small and confused but you know the face beyond the water is helping you. maybe it loves you. but you鈥檙e a tiny thing. and then one day you decide you鈥檝e had enough water, and then you start to move. and you see the face beyond the water, who is so happy to see you and they do something you鈥檝e never seen a face do, their mouth curls at the end in a smile and youve never seen it so you do it too and you keep doing it because you love the face beyond the water so much and they love you too and they鈥檙e strong like mama and they feed you and pet you and love you and one day you grow so big they can ride you. and they make you a hat and goggles to protect your eyes and they show you all sorts of wonderful things and YES this is about the happy ghast from minecraft im OBSESSED
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lol. I am living for the comments under the official trailer video.
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minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.
spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
really sad ghost
zombies 2: underwater edition
spiders again but now they poison you
fish that kills you with a mind beam
#I truly love how minecraft does Minecraft hostile mobs#doesnt stop me from putting my bedrock world on peaceful but love them still
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Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should鈥檝e been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke
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Explained Minecraft weight to someone today
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Minecraft movie poster redraw (no this is not a 3d model)
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Slime
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What if we were two touching stars in Minecraft.... and our creators made sure that we would stay together even when fate tries to tear us apart.........
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Did a super quick 30 Minute warmup of editing the sheep from minecraft for fun 馃悜馃尭
I wish they put effort into making this thing look cuter cause I would have 100% bought some pink sheep plushies
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linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister
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Finally found the end portal in my world and it missed like half the frames were missing because a huge cube of stone generated inside the room </3
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