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I'm really never alone, I guess

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This post sponsored by me, I'm so awesome

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Instead of April fools day being a set day it should be like a modifier on other holidays, like one year we get April fools Christmas and then we just steal things or we get April fools Halloween and we hand out rat poison

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Shout out my besties

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Spent my peak neuroplasticity being manipulated and now I have an insatiable craving for the approval and attention of others

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FREE CHOMPS!!

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they need to make hrt that replaces your skin with metal plates and your internal organs with circuitry

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English language peaked with lugubrious and it's been downhill since

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when they ask "how are you?" so I open up my skull to show them the swirling maw of the abyss and they nod along and go "yeah feel that"

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deciphering this message like im translating ancient texts

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i love my this. the charactr

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charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.

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DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER

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[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong

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character i love youso badly.

^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)

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Songs on this playlist based on how much over the speed limit they make me want to go (hypothetically of course, I obey all driving laws and regulations.)

The speed limit, with the windows down singing along:

15 over, but only if it's nighttime:

The speed limit, but with some fast turns and weaving through traffic:

Pedal through the floor.

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i don't think i can "just lock in!" my way out of this one...

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i think we as a society moved past among us too quickly

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when you get to 1:38 on PUSH UR T3MPRR and feel the atoms in your body taking a new, more sinister, form

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I wish there was a way to ensure a solid lock with my targeted munitions!

The humble laser designator:

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drank the trader joes pomegranate seltzer and entered a new and unexplored dimension of whiteness