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Bring it

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Tell em', Big Black. (shown destroying a time machine in video above)

According to a recent article published in National Geographic, an Iran scientist named Ali Razeqi believes he has successfully created and built a time machine. Although this machine doesn't physically transport you anywhere, it is however suppose to "..print out a report detailing an individual's future after using complex algorithms to predict his or her fate".

Allegedly, this machine can predict as far as 5-8 years into the future, but Razeqi is keeping it all to himself for now because he thinks that the Chinese will steal his idea and make millions of dollars. 

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Res ispa loquitur ("the thing speaks for itself") 

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                     In light of the unofficial, nationally recognized holiday, "4/20", that recently occurred on.. well.. April 20th, I decided to dedicate a po(s)t to some really important things you might have missed that day (probably too stoned). 

According to the New York Times, the FBI has named and captured two suspects they believe to be involved in the Boston Marathon bombings, but are still unsure of their motives. 

The late rapper Nate Dog's baby mama (one of them) filed for more child support money today... although he's been dead since 2011. 

California cat, "Amigo", is on the road to recovery after a cat-istrophic duck tape incident.

Happy birthday, Joey Lawrence. 

A juror in Oregon was held in contempt of court after caught texting during a trial. 

Three wallabies, one male, one female, and her infant, escaped from the countryside of northwest Vienna.

Marijuana is still illegal in Georgia. 

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A man in Spring Hill, Florida, was arrested on Wednesday, April 17 2013, on a charge of armed robbery. According to police, Phillip Steinberg, the man in custody, attempted to rob the Village Pizza Eatery with a knife but ultimately failed because the clerk refused to give him any money.

After his attempt, a bystander on a motorcycle witnessed Steinberg removing his mask and getting into his car. The motorcyclist, believing he had just witnessed suspicious activity, followed the man to his home and alerted the police. Steinberg was arrested at his home when the ski mask and knife from the scene of the crime were found in his possession. 

We've all heard the phrase, "snitches get stitches", but what happens to those who get "snitched" on? (Other than jail, in this case.)

Oh Jason Bateman... that's exactly what we are doing here.

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In the words of Fabolous, "Holla back, young'n"

                 Jiroemon Kimura, the world's oldest living person, celebrated his 116th birthday on Friday, April 19 2013. The Japanese resident received a congratulations via voice message from Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, and was visited by the mayor of Kyotango City, where he currently resides. Mr. Kimura was also awarded a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the oldest person alive. (SIDE ADVICE: If you ever need eye witness accounts concerning Japan's last four emperors or Jesus' favorite spot to nap, call Jiroemon. He was there.)

Kimura is reportedly one of only a dozen people who were born before the turn of the 20th century.. now THAT sounds like a good Boost Mobile cast to me. 

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Atlantis.. found?

Apparently, two researchers working off of the coast of Cuba claimed to have found the lost city of Atlantis in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle. (Credible?) 

...but it could have just been Tobias's balls, again. 

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