anniejclarks

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me??? a larrie??? nah who even are— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of harryandlouis standing next to each other spill out of pockets] t-those fuckign assholes i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of larry fan art scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just LISTEN

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me x you = gay²

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1D in Wellington.

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i feel like i enjoy lana del rey a healthy amount. you know what i mean. she’s like the drunk aunt who will never listen to your advice about her life which she desperately needs but you still like hearing her wild stories at family get togethers. “i dated a coke dealer who took me to horse races” like cool aunt lana nobody asked

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nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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"teen girls are super crazed!! it’s unhealthy!!" u ever seen a grown man when his stupid ass football team loses

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Cristine Prosperi’s Make-Up Tutorial

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You look like you’re gonna wee 22.08

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i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass

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Harry reading a sign that says “Harry buy some shampoo!” - 8/8/14

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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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cute person award: (◕‿◕✿) annie j clark

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not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

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what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired