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Another Persian Cat for auction!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/324407092457

This persian cat room guardian has resin face that is an exact copy of the original cat featured in countless memes. It sits about 8.5" tall and its coat is made with faux fur that is very soft. This cat has a bloodstone crystal heart. The hands and feet were cast in resin for extra durability and hand painted. The neck, arms, and tail have a posable wire armature inside so you can bend it into different positions. Remember to treat every room guardian as you would a piece of art and not a toy. They may be durable, but they must be posed and handled with care. 

Tiny knife not included. 

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Him: yeah, suck that dick

Me, has authority issues: you boutta suck your own dick if you don’t shut up

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The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

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OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

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every shonen character: i’m 11 and i dont care if i die

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reblog this in 30 sec or your lips will disappear in 2019

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me on dec 18th

oh yeah baby that’s right 

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me when i’m horny: i want to suck your d*ck through a straw 

person: i want to kiss down your stomach all the way to your-

me after i’m done being horny: okay i’m done with that. stop being disgusting. anyways if you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

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the guy that flew into the sun

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when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

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what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

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uehara looking @ nao in season 2 

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a murderer