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this meme was made ironically by a misogynistic man and i am reclaiming it in sincerity. aspirational post. let's go karens, get em

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Some more vintage girls with dinosaur friends!

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if i ever got famous i would use my fame to create 1 single music video that was just like a normal music video except the sexes would be reversed, so there’d be 1 woman, a tall and muscular and unshaven woman, in a nice suit that covers her entire body, and i’d have her sing about pegging dudes with her huge strap on and making men strip for her, and i’d have really skinny small hairless men in like no clothes and high heels gyrating everywhere and i’d put male moans on the backtrack of the song and make sure everyone who worked on the music video was a woman and that the men felt unsafe on set and weren’t paid well at all. and then i’d get ostracized and wouldn’t be famous anymore but uh worth it lol

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I wanna look like Miquella so fucking bad.

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Miquella the Unalloyed. 2023(?)

Damien. 1994.

🎀 reblogs appreciated 🎀

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Bewitching branch... Miquella's abilities are so so underdiscussed, I feel, even for how little we know about them. Are you not rendered mad by the wondering. I sure am

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Miquella ✨

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we just keep naming bugs like this

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Random PNGs, part 171.

(1. Ceramic dish by Géza Gorka, 2. Ceramic statuette from c. 1910, 3. Ceramic bowl from late 19th c., 4. Pandeleteinus submetallicus 5. Ouroboros fresco, 6. Guerlain perfume by Flacon Canard c. 1914, 7. Faun mask wall tile, 8. Ewer by Paul Dachsel from c. 1906, 9. Art nouveau pendant from c. 1900.)

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the thing is that i do wholeheartedly believe hannibal would be a good husband. not a good person at all but you dont need to be a good person to be a good husband

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Has anyone ever actually finished a stick of lip balm or do they just despawn after a certain amount of time

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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.