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anomaly-076 · 1 month ago

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Asking Tkdb boys to k!ll for you

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♦A/N: In the process of writing this for my other blog as a form of therapy, I figured why not do this idea in the HC form for the boys ^^

♣ This is not a funny post. This is how I think the ghouls would react if your genuinely asked them to kill someone for you. ♣

Disclaimer: I do not condone murder nor the actions of some of the ghouls. Plz don't kill people, it's only a way to ruin your life by being thrown into prison for a long time.

Jin

If he really wanted to, he could - he has the money and connections to cover it, but probably won't

Firstly, he would have to leave his room to do that

And secondly, he just couldn't be bothered, honestly

Besides... You should be able to solve your problems on your own

(And yeah... If you killed someone, he would use the money and connections to help you)

Tohma

Despite being originally in Vagastrom, Tohma isn't one to get his hands dirty

So just like Jin, he'll just tell you to handle your own problems

Unless he notices that you're actually planning to do just that

Safe to say you'll get a good heap of scolding for even thinking about it

In the end, if you're really dead-set on ending that person's life, Tohma will just find and hire someone else to do it

Kaito

The second you ask Kaito, all the color drains from his face and he's about to faint or start freaking out

Maybe both actually

Why would you say this? Why would you ask him of all people? Do you even know what that means? Did you just-?

While you're explaining your reasoning, he'll start bawling his eyes out

Afraid that you'll try it yourself and get caught for it, he makes sure to try and cheer you up each time he sees you in a less than happy mood

(This really makes me think of Nirei begging Sakura to not pick a fight on the first day of school in Wind Breaker ep2)

Lucas

Lucas freaks out too, but less than Kaito, that's for sure

Patiently hears what your reasoning is and acknowledges that what the person's done is, indeed, horrible

But at the same time he'll try to talk you out of it

After that, he'll be watching you whenever he sees you, to make sure you don't do anything stupid

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Alan

Don't even ask

He's already killed(?) in the past and it's deeply traumatised him

He'll most likely fully stop talking to you if you did actually ask

Having popped the question, he'd just completely freeze over and walk away

Then after that he'll just spiral in his room for hours on end

Leo

Huuuh?

What on earth possessed you to think that Leo would do anything like that for you?

Thoough...

Maybe he can help you out in a more fun way?

I mean, what else are crowds of fangirls for if not for sending them after someone and ruining their life completely?

If your reason is not tragic enough, worry not for Leo can add a few "small" details that will make the mob go even wilder

Sho

Sho is down to fight anyone, so this should go well, right?

Nope!

Here goes another ghoul to scold you for even thinking about it

There is, however, a silver lining:

He might not kill them per say, but he's got no quarrel with beating them up until they can't walk

And he might not even tell you about it

One day he just happens to open his food truck a bit later bc 'he got caught up with someone' and he just so happens to have bloody knuckles with bruises around them

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Haru

Oh good heavens, no!

I can't even imagine Haru being angry, let alone hurting someone

The moment you ask him, he'll stop you mid sentence and shut down any of your attempts to say anything further

He'll also continue to do that afterwards

At least until he catches you stealing his keys to some lethal anomalies

Finally, he'll hear you out like a disappointed parent

In the end, if your reason is good enough, he'll begrudgingly look away while you "sneak" away with the key

Towa

Obviously, Towa would do anything for you

Even if that means killing someone

As sweet and lovey-dovey he seems, we all know that there's more lurking underneath that layer

After he's done, he'll come find you, still covered in blood

Doesn't matter the time of the day

He'll be at your door with a bouquet of some flowers he gathered along the way

Ren

Ren just looks at you like you've completely lost your mind

Like what do you mean?

What on earth possessed you to ask him?

Seriously, he doesn't even care that you asked him to kill someone

But to ask him to do something so bothersome? The planning? The execution? The cleanup?

When you tell him your reasons, he will feel bad for lashing out like that, but he's still not doing it

Instead, he'll try to help you think of other things and forget about that person whenever you're together

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Taiga

You don't even need to ask

Are we even surprised?

Just mention the person's name in front of Taiga and he's already on his way out of the door

Being the sadistic fuck he is, he'll even invite you along or to partake in the torture of his new-found victim

Spoiler: If you do decide to join in on the fun, it will most likely end up with you two making out or more

Romeo

With Romeo, it really depends on how much he cares about you

If you're just an assistant in his eyes, tough luck

But if you're in a relationship, he'll probably eventually say yes

Oh! Here's a tiny bit of a tip:

If Romeo designs looks for you, say that on top of your actual reason, that person insulted your outfit

Safe to say, Romeo and Taiga are the best choices if you really wanna get rid of someone and have them not be found

Ritsu

Are you actually asking a lawyer to do your dirty bidding?

Get prepared, yep - to be scolded (once again)...

This time in a fun way with so many words you don't really understand

Bc Ritsu just straight up starts quoting all the possible laws against murder

Now, depending how close you are, he will either conclude his speech by telling you that if you were to do it yourself, he wouldn't be able to defend you in court bc there's also his personal bias since you two are dating/friends

Or if you're not close, he'll offer to defend you in court after which he'll keep chasing you around to sign a contract with him about it

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Subaru

Now why would you do that?

Subaru can't even hurt a fly and you ask him to take a human's life?

To be honest, that question might actually kill him

Or at least traumatise him

Perhaps you should have some more tea and rethink whatever it is that you want to happened o that person

There must be more to this, right?

Maybe talking about it, would help rather than doing something so drastic?

Haku

Say sike rn...

Haku doesn't want to believe what he just heard come out of your mouth

You are serious about this(?)

Haku won't say no, but he won't agree either

Instead he'll try to get to the bottom of things and talk things through with you

If your reason is actually a good one, he might recommend some other ghoul, but he wouldn't do it himself

Zenji

Asking a ghost...?

Not sure about this one, fam...

When was the last time you've heard of someone dying from ghost sightings?

And Zenji is aware of that too

He'll just uncomfortably laugh and try to change the topic

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Edward

Edward's murdering days are long gone

And he's not the youngest anymore either

But if you really insist, he might consider going out and reliving some of the thrill of hunting for his food from the old days

Actually, Edward is the ghoul that I would ask first bc he would get the job done without many questions

The next day he would, however, complain to you about how much harder the hunt was at his big age and how his body now hurts

Still, if you happen to need to get rid of someone again, please, let him know :)

Rui

At first Rui is like 'absolutely no'

When you explain to him why you want that one person gone, he'll still say no, but feel guilty about it

Might even bring it up at his bar to the regulars once they're properly drunk

He'll be thinking about it for a really long time

He wants to help you, but his morals...

After about a month or so of thinking about it, he'll bring it up again and ask you if you really still want him to do it

If you do, he will go through with it

Lyca

Having a werewolf blood, Lyca would be down to do it in the heat of the moment when you're venting about the person

But then his logical mind kicks in and he's immediately against it and even angry that you would ask something like this of him

Like, you know how much he wants to see Neros again so why on earth would you want him to ruin his chances?!

Darkwick had him locked up for just suspecting him of killing someone so who knows what they'll do if he actually did kill someone

So yeah, he's mad at you and won't talk to you until you apologise

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Yuri

Similar case to Romeo

If he actually cares, he wouldn't mind performing a bit of the good ol' medical malpractice

Though...

Thinking about it...

Why kill the person?

The Mortkranken could always benefit from having more human guinea pigs :)

And hey, you've been helping out in the hospital long enough, Yuri feels like you could try and get your hand at some minor operations :))

Don't worry, you won't mess up anything unless it's on purpose :)))

Jiro

Jiro is against killing anyone overall

But, if he were to mention how lethal injecting someone with the combination of this and that chemical would be, none would be the wiser

Oh, but if something like that were to happen, do call him so he can help you get rid of the body administer first aid

Well, he is a medical professional and he has to do his due diligence afterall

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anomaly-076 · 2 months ago

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Darkwick Faculty NSFW HCs

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A/N: Inspired by a group mindstorm me and the girlies in cwc did recently ^^ I originally intended this more as 'what's in their pants?' but I wasn't sure how to title it otherwise :D

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Considering his child-sized body, his pubic inches are a fitting amount for his 150-160cm

Not that he has any time to put them to any special use with how busy he is

In Cornelius' opinion, if he's going to bed you, it has to be done properly

The whole wine and dine experience as well as making you breakfast the next morning

In general, I also think that if you're going to sleeping in his bed alone, you'll wake up in the morning with at least 5-7 cats surrounding you

Quickies in the area of the school are strictly out of the picture

He doesn't even wanna risk the possibility of as much as a small sound being overheard

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In the chat I made a joke about Dante needing his wheelchair for other purposes than his chronic pain

The other purpose being a massive and heavy dick

In a more realistic way, I do still believe that it's heavy, but about average length

Afterall it's his brain that makes everyone swoon so he doesn't anything else

Given the state that he's in, I also think he tries to avoid getting boners as much as he can bc it makes him lightheaded

His bloodflow is not good in general(that's why all the layers) and any change in it is enough to make him see stars in the bad way

When it comes to it - after a loong relationship with someone - he's a pleasure dom

It's rare however, that he lets you actually touch him

Everything's all about you

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Now man...

He's cocky and for a good reason

His dick's long and kinda girthy, pink towards the tip

*grins*

If you look closer on his tip, you can notice a tiny hole from when he got it pierced during his rebellious phase

And he would probably even keep it but once he worked with some anomaly that had magnetism powers

I'll let you imagine how that went without saying anything more

Anyways...

This fucker's a teasing dom by default

But if you tie him up to something, he'll be the whiniest bitch you've heard

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Assuming that Moby's kind even has a dick ofc

We all talk about Hyde being Gojo but this man right here is literally Koro-sensei minus the blowing-up-the-moon situation

So I'd say his dick is another tentacle, but like... different?

Okay, now first of all

This man is clearly a virgin

I mean... It's not like he can leave the school grounds to get laid

Instead he reads stuff online on his off time

And funnily enough, he's not that much into tentacle stuff

He prefers two humans together

Oh and going back to him being a virgin... He gets so squirmy (pun not intended) when you as much as broach the subject or even go as far as playfully stroking one of his arm tentacles

And... I think I'll just leave this scene from Assassination Classroom here :D

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Very clean shaven, sterile just like the rest of him

Very pretty dick too ^^

Might as well hang up his dick pic in a frame on your wall for inspiration/motivation

Gentle dom

If you can even call it domming

Kinks aren't really his thing

Unless... You dress up as a sexy nurse for him

He'll laugh at first, but then after a round or two, he'll realise that he's into it

Like a lot

It is rare for him to have some off time, but he doesn't have problem with a quickie as long as it's in a safe distance from everyone and you're able to clean up real fast

His favorite is when he's doing some paperwork and you crawl under the desk to give him a relaxing "massage"

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Bonus! ^^

🗑️Elias AKA The Janitor🧹

Dirty, musty, barely clean, unshaven

He either doesn't wear underwear or he does, but for a month or more straight

Makeshifts his own fleshlights from his cleaning equipment

Don't tell anyone, but that did go bad a few times

Thankfully Professor Nicholas is kind enough to keep those times off the record

His favorite porn category are those with terrible acting from the 80's

He even has one website with them bookmarked

(And it's definitely not bc Darkwick has all the websites with good ones blocked :D)

#tkdb #tokyo debunker #tkdb the chancellor #professor hyde #professor dante #professor moby #professor nicholas #tkdb the janitor #tkdb smut

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anomaly-076 · 2 months ago

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Sho Haizono x fem!reader x Leo Kurosagi - Friends, not lovers

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♦ I've had this in my drafts for a while, so I think it's about the time to allow this idea to see the light of day :D ♦

Word count: Uhhh... Not sure, but it's on the longer side(?)

!!! Adult content ahead - MDNI !!!

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On the rare days when Leo decides to actually attend his classes, you and him end up walking together since you're from the same house. That still doesn't mean that he will be nice to you though.

"Ugh, you're always so pissy like... You need to get laid or something..." as always he finds any reason to insult you.

"Hah, yeah... Like you get any..." you shoot back.

"Do you actually think that would work? Haha... If I wasn't so considerate, you wouldn't be able to sleep each night." Leo rolls his eyes.

"Mhm... And yet whenever I see you with someone, it's only Sho and never anyone else..." you say flatly while curiously looking at the ghoul, looking for any reaction.

Leo doesn't answer and only sharply exhales. He's most likely just over the topic of your conversation, but you can tell that your insinuation that he might be sleeping with his best friend, made him uncomfortable. Seems like that would be a good way to teach him to leave you and your bedroom life alone, so you push further, "Are you sleeping with Sho?"

In response, the ghoul's face turns red and contorts into the most disgusted expression you've ever seen, "What the fuck are you even saying?! Of course I don't!"

"Hm... Idunno... Seems kinda sus to me~!" you sing in a mocking tone, one which he's used countless times on you.

"Will you shut the fuck up?" he shoves you with one hand and storms off.

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Since that day of your less-than-friendly banter with Leo, you couldn't help yourself but to give Leo a suspicious looks whenever you saw him somewhere alone with Sho and nobody else around. Understandably, the influencer ghoul responded either by sticking up his middle finger at you or by glaring.

On one hand you felt bad for dragging Sho into this, because he's been nothing but nice to you, but on the other, it was really funny to see Leo have his day ruined by you.

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"Hey, got something I need to talk to you about." about a month into your teasing, Sho approaches you in the garages.

You knew this would eventually happen. Sho was bound to catch on or Leo telling him, so you nod.

"Let's go somewhere more private, though..." he turns on his heel and starts walking to his room.

You anxiously follow him while rehearsing the reason as to why you're making them hanging out weird.

Sho opens the door, leaving it wide open for you and struts into the middle of his room, quickly turning back to you. You still can't gauge whether he's mad or not.

Keeping up a few steps behind him, you blindly reach for the door to slam behind you, not even looking in its way.

"Listen... It's not about you. It's about Le-" you start your explanation, but are cut off by Sho, "I know why you're doing it. He told me everything."

"Uh, then wh-" you're confused, but this time it's Leo, who was hiding behind you the whole time, interrupting you, "Oh, we just figured that you might be jealous that we're not including you."

"J-jealous?" you try to wrap you head around this turn of events.

"Why else would you keep it up for so long, hm?" Sho smirks with his hands folded over his chest and steps closer to you to run his fingers alongside your jawline, tilting your head up to meet his intense gaze.

You're speechless. You don't know yourself. It's not like Leo's reactions didn't get lesser overtime. Maybe they are right?

"Mhm... But since we're so nice, we'll let you join us this time." Leo nuzzles his face into the back of your head, his hands running up and down your hips.

"Hu-w-hat?" his words startle you, making you turn your head to look at the smaller ghoul to see if he's joking.

"S' just one-time offer, so don't worry if you don't like it." a chuckle leaves Sho, who steps even closer to you, ultimately sandwiching you between him and his best friend.

"Course, if you don't want to, you can always leave, but don't think this opportunity'll come again." Leo disinterestedly looks away, checking his nails.

Your eyes flicker between the two ghouls. Sho towers over you, and only now you realise how much you want to kiss him.

"Ugh, fuck it..." you mumble and pull the taller ghoul in for a kiss. His lips are so soft, you kinda wish you'd gotten yourself into this situation sooner.

While the two of you are staling each other's breath with a kiss that only turns more and more passionate, Leo's hands start undoing the shirt of your uniform.

Once your chest is fully on display Sho finally pulls away, so he can trail more kisses down your neck and to the newly exposed part of you.

His hands pull your tits out of your bra and knead them with practiced motions from working dough in his food truck. Whenever his skin makes contact with you nipples, you can't help gut gasp out at the slight friction.

Your own hands fly to tug at his hair, to which he responds with soft grunts and moving to suck one of the peaks into his mouth, running his tongue over it in circular motions. The sensation making you throw your head back and moan.

"Hey, you two! Are you gonna fuck over there or are you gonna move here?" Leo calls out, bringing you back to reality.

Sho lets go of your nipple and picks you up with a smirk like you weigh nothing, carrying you to his bed. Meanwhile Leo sheds his brown blazer and kicks off his shoes, moving up on the bed until he's comfortably seated against the headboard.

The ghoul sets you gently on the bed and his hands move to undo his tie. You follow suit, fully taking off the unbuttoned shirt.

A snooty cough draws your attention to the other ghoul. "Hm... I believe you still owe me something like an apology."

With a sigh you turn around and get on your knees, glaring at him as he spreads his legs to give you more space. He's already hard enough to form a tempting bulge in his pants, which he doesn't show any sign of helping you to free.

As you're undoing Leo's belt and freeing his boner, Sho moves behind you, nudging your legs slightly more apart so he can fit between them. His warm hands move to lift the skirt of your uniform to show to reveal your underwear, "Hah... Don't you girls usually wear shorts or something under these things? Or did you actually hope for something like this?" he teases.

You don't even manage to respond before he starts running his fingers over the thin layer of fabric, making your beginning wetness soak into it. The sound of different belt buckle tells you that he's undoing his own pants.

"You're taking too long! Just get to it already!" Leo commands you in authoritative tone, which despite his best attempt turns into a whine towards the end.

Rolling your eyes, you finally pull his hard member out and bring your face closer, effectively arching your back and presenting your ass to Sho even more.

Just a few pumps of your hands around the smaller ghoul's shaft makes him already whine out and his hips involuntarily move against your hand.

Sho, on the other hand finally frees himself and starts teasing your folds with his tip over the fabric until it almost turns transparent from your juices.

Only after you decide to take Leo into your mouth, he moves the soaked fabric aside and plunges his cock into you.

You moan around Leo's dick, which in turn makes him whine. You hate to admit it, but the influencer's voice doesn't sound as bad while being at your mercy, despite thinking the opposite.

"Haah... fuck..." Sho breathes out after bottoming out, gripping onto your ass and massaging it. "You're so fucking tight it... Makes me wish I'd fucked you sooner..." he starts to pick up speed.

"Haha... Ngh~! Told you...Ugh~... Might be her-ha~! F-first ina-in a long time... I-if ever!" Leo tries to mock you, but the constant wavering of his voice and soft mewls ultimately ruin the effect.

"Tch... You-you're twitching so mu-much already... Go-gonna cum already?" you pull of of Leo's happy member and challenge him.

The remark earns you a sharp spank to each of your ass cheeks from Sho, "Both of you... If you don't shut up...!"

Taking Leo back into your mouth, you can't help but chuckle, which sends vibrations around the smaller ghoul's length. "Ah-! Hah-! Nngh~! D-don't do that again!" he cries out, clearly holding himself back from finishing too soon.

You comply for now, but still look up at Leo with as much of a wicked grin as you can muster up to let him know that he is completely at your mercy from then on.

"Mh..." Sho clearly enjoys the view he has, but still chooses to use his hands to spread your cheeks to watch himself disappearing into your hole and how the milky rim around his dick starts to overflow and drip down the rest of your pussy.

As much as he hates to admit it to himself, it's also been a while for him and so he's approaching his release faster than he'd like, too.

The cook's thumb moves to glide in circles over your clit thanks to your running wetness, bringing you also closer to the edge.

"Fuck, Y/N... Not gonna last long in this amazing pussy." Sho pants out, his pace getting sloppier and his attack on your clit getting more rapid.

You would answer him that you're close too if it weren't for Leo, who was at this point desperately face fucking you with the sweetest 'Ah! Ah! Ah!'s.

It doesn't take long until you're clenching around Sho's dick, milking him for all he's got while your eyes roll back as the long-missed feeling washes over you.

Both of the ghouls pull out of you almost simultaneously, with Sho finishing onto his bed between your thighs, and Leo trying to cum all on your face, but having pulled out a bit too late, only managed to get a good one or two ropes of it around your mouth.

As you're all catching your breaths it's quiet, save for the chatter and clatter from to garages outside Sho's room.

"I might actually take back that thing I said about the one-time offer... Gonna need this pussy around me more often." the taller ghoul gets off the bed to clean himself up before helping you.

"Yeah... But you might wanna do something about your technique..." Leo sighs blissfully and immediately follows with a snooty remark.

"Oh okay, I'll just bite it off the next time." you shrug and wipe off the cum off your face with a tissue from Sho's nightstand.

#tkdb #tokyo debunker #tkdb smut #tokyo debunker smut #leo kurosagi #sho haizono #leo kurosagi smut #sho haizono smut

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anomaly-076 · 2 months ago

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Hear me out, mc and jiro experimenting with an aphrodisiac to see the effects only for jiro to break and go crazy

♦ Ooh now that's an idea ^^ ♦

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"Are you sure it's safe?" you ask, slightly nervous. "Yes, I made sure to measure everything properly." Jiro answers in his usual monotone voice. According to some medical books that Jiro has read, an extract from a plant which is commonly called 'Sex pollen plant' should help his condition and allow him to eat without your help. Still, the name itself made you feel a bit uneasy. "Okay, this should be it." he sets a beaker with the original solution down and lifts the small vial of his supposed new medicine to make sure it really holds as much amount as it should. Without a sign of any hesitation, Jiro bring the vial to his lips and drinks it with his eyes closed. On contact with his lips, a really sweet scent reaches your nose. "It should take about few minutes to get into my system, so I suppose I'll clean this up and I'll try to eat something." the ghoul unceremoniously gets up and starts clearing all the medical equipment off the table. It only takes about 5 minutes for Jiro to start tugging on the collar of his shirt and to undo his tie. "Are you okay?" you worriedly ask, noticing the uncomfortable state he is in. "Yes, hot flashes and shortness of breath are expected side effects of the extract." Jiro answers, breathing faster. By the time the table is safely cleaned, the ghoul's face is red and he's almost panting. "You-you've brought something..?" he sits back down next to you, his red eyes boring into you with much greater intensity than usual. "I-uh... yes! I've brought some easier food from Sho's food truck!" you jolt up and start rummaging though your bag. Upon setting the to-go box on the table, Jiro takes a single sniff and shakes his head, "Hn... No... Want something else..." "Wh-okay... I can run and-ah!" you're beginning to freak out when suddenly, the ghoul picks you up like you weigh nothing and lifts you on the table, spreading your legs. "F-fuck... need you... N-need to... taste you..." he growls while starting to shed his uniform with one hand while the other tries to work on your clothes.

#tkdb #tokyo debunker #jiro kirisaki #jiro kirisaki smut #tkdb smut

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anomaly-076 · 2 months ago

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Ignoring the state of which the envelope is, the message you received might've as well been a text:

'Lucky charm, 14th, casino entrance, 1600. We have too much losers to rob of their cash. - T.'

This is bad.

If you go, Romeo will kill you and if you don't go, Taiga will most likely kill you.

Well... If you go, you can probably tell Romeo that you wanted to stop Taiga from doing whatever it is. It's not like there's the possibility that Taiga will forget who you since he already gave you a nickname.

The casino is as busy as ever. The only change is that sometimes, instead of one player, there are two people sharing a hand. It's kinda a weird thing to do on a date, but who are you to judge.

You find Taiga at one of the Blackjack tables, absentmindedly playing with his chips.

When his eyes notice you walking towards him, he's quick to snap back into reality.

"Took your time huh, Lucky charm. C'mere!" he scolds you and pats his lap, signaling to you that your seat is there.

"Uh.. H-hi Taiga-ah" you timidly step towards him, which clearly isn't fast enough, because he's quick to grab your hand and pull you down into his lap.

"Gyahaha... Now let's win every single last chip off these idiots!" he maniacally chuckles into your ear.

#tkdb #tokyo debunker #the like dove express delivery #taiga hoshibami

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anomaly-076 · 2 months ago

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The wax seal with an initial gives a you a strong inkling as to who's sent you a letter this time. Opening it, you at first struggle to make out the words in all the 18th century fancy cursive.

'Dearest Y/N, it appears that it is February again and with it arrives the day of the Saint Valentine. I apologise for sending you this letter so late, but I have been feeling rather sick. Nonetheless, If you have no prior engagements and would be interested in spending this human holiday with me, please feel free to come visit me in my mansion. Rui will apparently be busy, but I am sure he won't mind fixing us a rather formal dinner for two. - Edward'

"Ah Y/N, how nice of you to accept my invitation. Welcome." Edward greets you as you enter his room.

"Thank you, but I met Rui on the way and was angrily told to tell you to not even think about expecting anything from him tonight." you gently close the door behind yourself and set your things on a chair nearby.

"Ah, what a shame. Perhaps you'd be able to take care of our sustenance then? You see, I'd like to do it myself, but alas I am still quite weak from my sickness prior." the vampire says without a drop of shame or apology in his voice.

Sigh, you should've seen this coming. Hopefully, Sho will have some leftovers from his truck and won't mind delivering them.

"Now please, come join me. I've found a new creator whose videos I enjoy immensely and I must share them with someone." Edward invites you to join him and moves slightly over to make more space for you.

Kicking off your shoes, you climb under the covers that Ed courteously holds up for you. It feels a bit weird to be in bed in your normal clothes, but you soon get used to the feeling.

"My, if you're feeling quite bold, you may move even closer to me. Worry not, I won't bite you unless you want me to." his crimson eyes scan your form as a playful smirk takes over his lips.

"I-uh...Okay..." you blush and move even closer.

The blood in your veins runs cold when Edward's head starts to move down to your level. Did he lie to you?

"Happy Valentine's day, my dear." he whispers instead.

#tkdb #tokyo debunker #the like dove express delivery #edward hart

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anomaly-076 · 2 months ago

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You've only seen this type of sealing wax once, and that was during one of your regular check-ups in Mortkranken:

'Dear Y/N, I am pleased to let you know that I am graciously granting you one in lifetime chance to come see and quite possibly help out the very esteemed scientist and genius, me – Yuri Isami, with my research on the 14th of February. I too, must regrettably admit, have been taken over by this whole Valentine's day craze and therefore I'm generously offering that you come to Mortkranken examination room at 16:00 sharp. - Yuri Isami'

This really doesn't sound like the Yuri you know. Maybe one of his experiments didn't work out as it should?

When you texted Yuri about accepting the offer, you expected to be waiting for his response for hours, if he even decided to reply, but instead, Yuri got back to you immediately. In a true Yuri fashion, though, it was a long list of requirements for you to be allowed enter his lab.

It is a lot and you want to tick all the boxes, so you start getting ready early. Clean clothes in a solid color scheme, neatly styled hair, no nail polish or jewellery,...

On your way over to Mortkranken, you meet a lot of familiar faces, but some fail to recognise you in your new clean look.

As much as you'd like to say that you've gotten used to how quiet the hospital is, it couldn't be the furthest from the truth. Every step or any small movement bounces off the decorated walls and makes them much more loud than they need to be.

Entering the examination room, you check your phone for the time. 15:54. Guess you'll have to wait for a bit, but at least you're not late.

The room is empty, or so you think. Only after shutting the door behind you, you notice Yuri in a corner, turned away from you, muttering to himself as if he's rehearsing talking to someone.

"AAH! Y/N, you scared me!" the ghoul gets startled by the sound of the door shutting. There's a sudden, deep blush on his cheeks, almost like you've caught him doing something he shouldn't.

"Oh, sorry. I didn't expect you to be in here." you coldly dismiss his dramatic reaction

"I-I said 4pm and it's... Oh, 15:56..." Yuri checks the clock on the opposing wall.

With a raised brow, you cross your hands over your chest, expecting and apology or something.

"Ve-very well, you must be very eager then to spend your day w-with the great genius Yuri Isami..." Yuri tries to play it cool, but you can clearly see how nervous he is.

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anomaly-076 · 2 months ago

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The handwriting is surprisingly neat, considering the state of the envelope:

'Do you wanna Y/N, Subaru says that this Valentine day is about romance and that I should invite someone I like on a thing called date. So I wanted to invite Subaru, but he said he meant that I should invite someone I like more than that. I still don't get it, but when I said I'll invite you then, he looked delighted. So I guess, I should ask you where you wanna go or something, right? - Lyca

The letter wasn't much of a surprise, since Lyca pretty much told you about it in advance. Even despite Subaru's attempts to explain the whole 'secret admirer' thing, Lyca talked about the letter's contents with you before it even arrived.

Though, it did make agreeing about the time and the activity easier. In the end, you two settled on trying out the festivities put on by the school. Many houses have a stand or a game in the main courtyard that seem to be worth trying out.

"Okay, let's go!" Lyca doesn't even greet you on your agreed spot by Sho's food truck.

"Where do you want to go first?" you look around at all the groups of people.

"Over there..." the werewolf doesn't even wait for you to look in the direction he points out and he's already walking off.

"Huh-wait!" you call out after him since it's still too early to lose him in the somewhat sparse crowd.

"I wanna do this thing!" Lyca smiles and points at a hoop-shooting wall once you catch up close enough to him.

There is a rather large group of students, but at the sight of the werewolf making his way over, they all separate enough for him to take a turn without waiting in the line.

"Hey Y/N, pick some prize! I'll win it for you!"

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anomaly-076 · 2 months ago

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The envelope is mysteriously sticky with something sweet spilled on its corner:

' Y/N Hi Hey, uh... My shift on the 14th ends at 17:00 so if you wanna do smth, we can... - R'

Getting a letter from Ren was a bit of a surprise, but you suppose, he just wanted to switch up the usual way of asking you to come over.

So immediately after receiving the envelope and reading its contents, you reached for your phone and responded to it, agreeing on a time and what to bring.

Still, the whole time, in the back of your head you did feel like something's up. Well, it's not like Ren would go out of his way to make something special just because, right?

The Jabberwock dorm seems to be really busy around the time for dinner so walking to Ren's room is quite the challenge of not stepping into something or on something.

Finally, standing outside Ren's door, you knock in a special way, that lets him know it's you and so he can let you in before even you are strung up in caring for all the animals.

"Took you long enough..." the ghoul mumbles while letting you into his kingdom.

There is something weird in the air, but you don't pay much attention to it.

"I was thinking 'My Bloody Valentine'?" Ren mentions to his laptop screen once he's back on the bed, awkwardly shuffling to the side to make space for you.

"Ah, sure..." you shrug and take off your coat, hanging it over the back of his chair.

Ren seems more antsy than usual, you finally note. And only a while after sitting next to him on his bed for a while, you find out why.

The ghouls grumbles something to himself and then with a sigh stretches his hand around your shoulders and pushes you closer to him, "Don't make this awkward, okay?"

You can't help but giggle a bit and cuddle up closer to him, nodding yes.

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anomaly-076 · 2 months ago

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The wax seal already proudly announces who your letter is from and what you can expect to find inside:

'Y/N, I booked a table at a restaurant I like. Be ready by 6PM on the 14th. Tohma picked out a dress/suit for you to wear so he should be getting it to you as soon as he can. - Jin'

You're not even surprised. What else could you expect from the young heir than him blunt and forceful commands.

You have to lave to Tohma that he did pick out a really nice outfit for you and in your size (wait, how'd he find out?).

Part of you is excited to have the experience of getting treated like a royalty, but the other one is slightly worried. It's not like you actually have the proper training and manners to come off as one.

As you're silently worried, looking at yourself in the mirror, making sure your looks are good enough, a few heavy bangs on your door startle you.

"I'm here so come out." Jin's bored voice booms from the other side.

"Oh... Y-yeah, coming!" you quickly look around, checking that you have everything so you don't make Jin wait any longer. The more you do, the worse his mood will surely get.

Outside you finally allow yourself to slow down again, just in time to take in Jin leaning back against a very expensive looking car in royal blue, almost the same shade as his velvet suit.

He allows you to eye him for a few moments, before he's pushing off and walking towards you. Slightly bowing and grabbing your hand to kiss it, he looks up into your eyes with a hint of something. Mischief, maybe?

"Let's go..." he winks.

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anomaly-076 · 3 months ago

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Before you even open the somehow-sparkling envelope, I weird sense of dread takes over you:

'Y/N, Cancel all plans for Valentine's! I'll be doing a special sweetheart stream and will need someone to act like my s/o and you're the only person I don't hate being around for too long besides Sho. We'll go to some café or a mall so bring your own money(I'll pay for you on the stream, but you'll have to pay me back after). - L.

Well, there go your plans of actually spending the day in any enjoyable way. But maybe... you can still enjoy yourself by causing some mischief.

You take an extra time to make yourself look good because if you're going to be on a stream that'll be watched by thousands of people, you might just as well. You try not to think about it that much, but judging from your past appearances, Leo's fans will be paying close attention to you and take screencaps for their edits or screenshots for posts about what it would be like dating him.

Thankfully, today is your lucky day and you look amazing.

The whole way to the Vagastrom garages, you're giddy and trying to come up with the best way to make Leo regret asking you to play his fake partner.

When you get there, it's almost empty. Most students must be somewhere else with their dates or participating in the various activities Darkwick put on.

"So yeah... Thanks guys! Hopefully they'll like it. Dunno where they are now though. Should've been here already." looks like Leo's stream already started a while ago despite you showing up on the agreed time.

That's perfect, actually.

Purposefully, you make your footsteps louder to not startle Leo, who is turned away from you. You make your way over to him and, once close enough, throw your hands over his shoulders while pouting, "Aw, sorry Leo-bear that I'm late."

Sadly you have to hide a gleeful smile as a brief look of disgust washes over Leo's face at that sugary-sweet petname. His eyes immediately flick to the camera and you're sure that if he wasn't live right now, he'd go off on a long rant about it.

"I't-I told you... to not call me that in public..." he plays off his irritation as flusteredness.

"Aw, okay... But I mean, we aren't in public. It's just us and your fans and you always say that you want to be as real as possible with your fans." you answer with another pout and are forced to hide another evil grin, creeping up on your face.

Maybe this Valentine's day is actually gonna be way more fun than you'd expected. Well, at least until Leo doesn't get back at you for that.

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anomaly-076 · 3 months ago

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You're immediately able to tell who the letter is from, judging by the apparent fight its creator had to put up to keep it from being eaten by some animal:

'Dearest Y/N, as you know, I'm a very busy ghoul. But I'd like to spend more time with you! Maybe if you'd like, you could come over to Jabberwock and help me with the upkeep of some animals? We could go to Rui's bar after that. P.S. I'll let you pet all the animals, as long as they don't bite your hand off. - Haru ♥

Seeing Haru outside of his work is rare, so it doesn't surprise you, that even for your time together, he'll try to mesh work and relationships. To be fair, you're not complaining. All those adorable critters seem to love you as much as you love them.

Just to make sure, you pack extra change of clothes with you and some sandwiches, should you need. The amount of times Haru admitted he hasn't eaten that day, makes you wonder how he manages to even function on the daily.

To shorten the walk from your dorm to Jabberwock, in your mind you create a list of animals you absolutely want to pet, even if Haru might try to stop you.

Upon entering, Jabberwock grounds seem livelier than usual. The flowers growing in the fields bloom bigger and smell even better than before and some of the clouds in the sky are in shape of hearts. Must be Towa having fun with the weather again.

"Ah! Y/N! Over here!" Haru drops a bag of whatever animal feed it is and sprints at a normal pace towards you.

"Hi! I'm here!" you smile and hug the ghoul once he's close enough to you.

"And even at the right time! I was just about to go feed the little guys that always swarm me before I even get to get their bowls." he smiles back and moves a stray piece hair out of you face, that you didn't even know was there.

Suddenly, a low chittering growl sounds off from your feet and you both look down to see the very same fox that Haru tries to stop you from petting every time. It has a flower in its mouth and is looking up at you expectantly.

Despite Haru's attempt to stop you this time again, you squat down and take the flower out of its mouth, "Aw, for me? Thanks little buddy!"

As your hands move to pet it, Haru tries to stop you again, but the fox doesn't attack. Instead it leans into your touch and starts laughing while waggling its tail.

"Th-that's... The first time it's let anyone do that!" Haru gasps out and ushers you to get back up.

"Idunno... Maybe it's establishing dominance by trying to steal my heart away..." you ponder and mention to the fox that now curled up to your foot.

"Ah? Ghyahaha! I wouldn't worry about that. Afterall, I did promise you I'd take you to Rui's bar after we're done..." the ghoul mischievously winks at you.

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anomaly-076 · 3 months ago

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Anyone seeing you receive your letter would think you're weird at the very least, but for some reason the specific colors of the peculiar stains reminded you of the cooking of a certain ghoul. And sure enough, after opening the envelope, a very sharp and distinct handwriting reads:

Hey Y/N, The himbo approved my R&R. If you want, you can come help me close the truck early and we can go for a drive anywhere you wanna go. - Sho

Thanks to helping out with Sho's food truck, you know the opening and closing times by heart. You even knew when to leave your room to make it just in time for Sho to open/close.

The campus is way more busier than usual and so it's no wonder, that there's still a few people waiting for their order despite the official closing time being 10 minutes ago.

A mischievous idea pops int your head and while trying to stifle your giggle you move to stand at the end of the queue.

Once you finally get to the window, Sho doesn't even notice you with how focused he is on preparing all the delicious food.

Not long after, the customer before you finishes ordering and steps away to wait for it alongside their date.

"Hi, sorry, it's kinda busy... What can i get you?" Sho asks you, barely turning his head to the side while turned away to arrange an order into a takeout box, thinking you're another customer.

"Uhm... Well, I believe I have a free bike ride on the house." you gingerly bite your tongue so you can get through your mind-rehearsed line, while in the queue, without laughing.

The sound of your voice makes Sho freeze for a second before quickly turning to you with that teasing smirk of his.

"Oh yeah? I'll have to ask the boss about it then." he goes along with your friendly role-play.

"Mhm... But make sure to tell him that if he takes too long, I won't be waiting. He's very lucky I picked him out of all the other Like Dove mail I got this past month." you fully lean into your role by relaxing against the side of the truck while disinterestedly inspecting your nails.

Sho laughs and turns his head to the side as if he's looking at someone else in the empty food truck while slightly bending down to pick something up from a lower shelf.

"Oh hey... Boss says i should give you these and to tell you that if you don't help out with the last few orders, he won't take you anywhere." the ghoul laughs and hands you a little gift bag with some of your favorite sweets as well as some other little gifts.

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