anon33mousse

[anon33mousse]

Guys im so tempted to open another req fic but my wips..........MY WIPS.............

[anon33mousse]

not an ask but MAN AM I JEALOUS OF THOSE WHO GOT TO GO TO VIDCON ☹️☹️

Yes.....yes ik........wheres that squidward watching spongebob and Patrick meme thats me

:(

All i do is sit and write smut and read fanfiction.

Sigh

[anon33mousse]

Will you write more manewaffles/quick drop duo NSFW fics?

Of course!! soon maybe. if i ..can think of wtf do i write of them, usually i write them in modern au!! but yes i will be doing that soon, i got a couple reqs and wips in the works tho

i do realize i have been writing a lot of wemmbu these days. DONT WORRY MANEWAFFLES FANS!! I WILL FILL THE TAG WITH SMUT FICS FOR YOU FREAKERS!! YES BACON. FUCK THAT GIANT LION DIC-

[anon33mousse]

TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT FROM YOUR BELOVED SMUT AUTHOR MOUSSE <3

Minutetech x you. rpf. :)

enjoy. (Oh y/n is like..regardless of gender btw!! i try to make it nonspecific)

1758 words

Reverse cowgirl on that thanggg

You step back ashe crowds himself over you, stepping forward with his face inches against yours and he uses his hands to tilt your chin to face him fully. This was something out of a wet dream. This has got to be. Because it is.

He angles his head just right and eyes your lips, seeing the blush spread over your cheeks. He pushes forward, letting his lips meet yours in a breathtaking kiss. You wrap your hands on his hips and he parrots the move, using the hand that wasn’t holding onto the wall to grip your body.

Your fingers trail over to his shirt collar, neck, arms, hair, anything you could reach. Feeling his black curls fall over your fingertips, you feel him smile against the kiss so you smile too. Chuckling as he bites your bottom lip seductively.

You let him push you flat against the wall, with him moving downward towards your neck. Leaving marks as your face heats up against your will. His hands trail underneath your shirt and feels up your chest, the sound of fabric rustling when he eventually let go of your neck and separate. You whine at the loss but he was there again, cupping your face with his right hand and pulling you to another kiss.

“Bed?” He whispers, you nod frantically, your crotch getting wetter by the second whenever he’s around. And in this case, he is everything you want and need. Now.

Minute steps back, you follow him, pulling your shirt over your head and taking off your undergarments as quickly as you could. You watch as he does the same, his shirt was off in the same second you reach for him and cling onto his neck and admires his movements. The way his hair is ruffled and curls just over his face, his eyes staring down into your own resulting into him biting his lip and smiling, leaning down to press a short kiss on your nose.

Once you hear the sound of belts clinking and meeting the floor, you look down seeing his fingers working to get his boxers off. You smile and placed a finger over his lips, he raises an eyebrow in curiosity and you kneel down.

Pushing your hair out of your face and looking up to meet him, your hands worked quicker than anything, feeling the hem of his boxers and pulling them down letting his dick spring out on your face as you looked at it hungrily.

And suddenly it felt like nothing mattered anymore, you put your hands around the base, his own hands trailing through your hair, you can hear him whisper praises of sort towards you.

You close your eyes and opened your mouth wide, letting the tip rest on your tongue. The bitter taste of precome overshadowed by the fact this was the Minutetech you were fucking with. Your head gets tugged forward and you push yourself to take him deeper, triggering your gag reflex slightly.

You pull out with a squelching noise and he hisses at the pleasure. Using your hands to deftly stroke his cock, letting sweat, spit, and sticky fluid go and spread across your fingers. You take him again into your mouth, using your tongue to cover it in your saliva.

He grips your hair tightly, rubbing your head, “so good…doing so good” he says between breaths, his face is flushed and you can see the outlines of his abs when you looked up at him from where you were.

You let the tip hit the back of your throat, feeling it enclose around him as you revel in the bliss of it all. He tugs your hair again and you suck and pull out with a pop. You take big gulps of air, letting drool string from your lips to his dick and fall onto your chin.

You do this again, lifting yourself on your knees and letting his grip tug you forward. You take him in again and you feel him push you deeper. He was big. And long too. And so as he pushes you deeper as slowly as possible, you bobbed your head trying to take him at all. Your lips were around his member, your mouth filled with the taste of Minute. You pull out and gasped, licking your lips hungrily and smiling up at Minute’s hungry gaze.

By now your hands were stroking a red-tipped slicked cock, you wasted no time putting it back into your mouth. You hear him gasp and shudder, moaning out your name as you sucked on his cock. He bucked his hips unvoluntarily, pushing himself deep into your throat till your nose hit his pubes.

You groaned, sending vibrations through him, his head shoots up, cum spilling inside your throat. You feel the warmth engulf you, going down your esophagus. You didn’t have time to take and swallow it all, letting the cum bunch around your mouth and drip down your chin. He pulls out, cum still stringing along, it drips onto your chest and neck, over your lips as you do your best to swallow what was in your mouth and take a deep breath to take him in again and clean his dick, free of his release.

“Up.” He ordered, you let go of his leaking cock and struggled to stand. Holding onto the bedpost for balance as he lays on the bed with a grin. “C’mere sweetheart” he calls, you crawl up onto the bed to follow him, towering over him happily. “I love you..” you whisper in a hoarse tone, you can still taste him in your tongue, you kiss him and you feel his tongue meeting yours, interlocking in a breathy make out session, he licks your lips and feels your teeth while youre pretty sure he’s tasting himself through you at that moment.

Your noses brush against each other, you feel his hands grip onto your hips tight. His dick brushing against your stomach leaving a wet trail onto the skin. You lift your hips up and separate from the kiss, panting down towards him. “let me ride you.” You whisper in between breaths, you pull back and he grabs for the lube, you looked at him as he motions for you to come to him. You follow willingly.

Minute turned you over, making your back face him and leaned you onto him. You could feel his boner right against your ass, he spreads your legs with one hand, resting his chin on the crook of your shoulder and pressing a kiss from your neck down to your chest. You moan at the feeling.

His fingers worked evenly, squeezing lube and pushing one finger into you, the intrusion made you more aroused than anything. You focused on his face, mouth wide open and panting. The way his eyelashes looked in the light, the way his hair were so dark and soft, brushing against your face. This was everything and more that you would even dream of. The feeling of euphoria has yet to leave your body as he presses in a second finger.

Using his fingers he scissors your insides, spreading the walls of your hole, you twitch and moan, gripping onto his neck and hair from where you were. He opens his mouth meeting yours, feeling inside your mouth as he works you open. He was good with his hands, inserting a third finger and pumping in and out of your hole. You moan into the kiss and let your tongues interlock with eachother.

 “Get yourself ready baby, come on” He says in a low tone, he pulls out his fingers and positions you to straddle on his hips. You lift your legs up as he angles his cock towards your hole, “mmh..” you whimper in anticipation. He grips your hips and you sink down onto him slowly, feeling the drag of his cock against your walls made you shiver under the light.

He groans from under you and you follow with a loud moan, scrunching your face at his size inside you, it was stretching you apart, the prep from before helping a ton.

It took a minute (haha) for you to get used to him, after the pain of the stretch subsided it was when the pleasure started hitting tenfold. You could feel him twitching inside you, his hands rubbing against your hips slowly and carefully. “i-im gonna start moving.” You warn him, you lift your knees up and felt his cock drag out of you before pushing yourself down once. Then rise again and down again, keeping a somewhat steady pace.

You lean down to hold onto his legs for balance, riding him as good as you were able to. The feeling grew stronger, pooling and dripping all around your body and stomach. You felt him in you. This was Minutetech in you. You could feel your face blush a maddening red as you ride him faster. He moans from underneath you, gripping your hips tighter as the sounds of skin against skin echoed throughout the walls.

You open your mouth screaming aloud as you chased your high, you could feel it coming, pooling in your stomach and making your legs shake weakly. Your pace was getting out of rhythm, he bucked his hips upward meeting your thrust that jolted your body as you came. Your cum dripped down to the sheets but even as you stopped riding, Minute had a bruising grip and kept bucking his hips upward, chasing his high. You whine at the overstimulation, him hitting your prostate with each thrust and finally finishing inside you and painting your insides white.

After awhile you pulled out and crawled up to him, the two of you meet in a soft tender kiss, he grabs onto your body and turns around, pinning you towards the bed and pushing down on your shoulders. He trails his lips from your lips and down to your neck, going deeper into your chest and sternum, kissing down your stomach and hips, and finally going to your crotch, kissing and sucking around it, he lifts your hips and licks into your hole. You yelp at the feeling, scrunching the sheets under you as he licks and fucks your hole with his tongue.

The texture was unfamiliar, you cross your eyes and your back arched, you cum a second time and he licks it up cleanly. He crawls back on top of you and smiles, pecking a kiss to your lips, “now were even..”  

[anon33mousse]

Would the people shoot me down if i wrote a self ship rpf with Brandon Minutetech.

Anyone...? Im not gonna post that shit to ao3, im making it tumblr exclusive 😭😭😭🤭🤭😎🥺🙂😞🥶

[anon33mousse]

whats the 30% of the time when ur writing

the 30% is me actually locking in and KNOWING what im doing. with an exact storyline and action in mind.

but thats so fucking rare LMAO

[anon33mousse]

do you guys think if i eat bacon out it'll taste like bacon

[anon33mousse]

LS rn be so fucked up can zam just fuck with mapicc to get better :/

zam and mapic bloody sex in Zams base until theyre done and then they dont fight for the next 70 million years....

Sad that thats the way they are sigh...

[anon33mousse]

WEMMTECH IN TEH NEW UU VID

[anon33mousse]

She parfies on my toxic till i yaoi

Just read a scrumptious ahh toxic parfies non smut fic and now thinking of em thats it send post 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[anon33mousse]

HJGDHRGEJHANDHDJDHSKSGSJBDKDHDIF HD DIKCJDOFJEODJODHDLWHDJFJOSHZKSGXJHDODHEKXJEOSOPQHSIDHSHGCISHSJX

possessive parfies send post.

Me when idk how to parfies smut

She parrot on my ride till i wifies

CAN THIS EVEN BE SEEN AS POSSESSIVE SMTH SMTH GRGRGEGEGEGGE IM A SUCKER FR POSSESSIVENESS AND PROTECTIVENESS IM GONNA THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF

[anon33mousse]

genuinely i would rather a fic be called

‘Wemmbu genderbu sat on a tree, but the evil demon pushed him off. To get his revenge, he must make the worlds greatest sandwich or else he DIES’

than whatever shit u name them

THIS IS TARGETED AND A HATE CRIME FUCK YOU

I make better titles brah 😞😞😞😞😞😞

[anon33mousse]

we were destined to be rpf warriors

[anon33mousse]

Abandoned fic idea cause idk how this will work but anyways

heres watobu for those who like them.

fr context this was an idea i had from post-prison arcs in wemmbus pov.

I keep seeing Wemmbu flick levers and destroy any redstone contraptions that were built by wato and ken so easily. Like he dont give a gaf and flick shit and break the contraption.

Poor wato is looking at him devastated like ok bitch this took me hours.

Idea was that EITHER.

A. Kenadian makes smth per watos request that he brings as a gift to wemmbu so he can basically play with levers while it operates a fuck machine that Wato is in so everything is basically controlled by Wemmbu and his ability to flick levers like that tongue flick on his-

you get my point.

OR.

B. Wato gets so pissed off abt Wemmbu's carelessness that he sets up a trap fr him and this time Wato doesnt give him the satisfaction of flicking levers and shit, he just traps him in a fuck machine and fucks him full of slime and honey that it drips out of his hole like a fucking cum dump. So much to the point he's overstimmed to hell and back, and all he can do is sit there and take it while Wato watches as he screams apologies after apologies.

And then Wato fucks him after that and then its sweet aftercare as they bath eachother w warm water in a bathtub with bubbles and a rubber ducky.

The end.

[anon33mousse]

saw smone on twt say yuri fr cubefies.

sigh....and...this is going to my list of wips... again...........................

[anon33mousse]

made donuts today and was glazing them and thought of a banger title.

"she leocube on my donut till it glazin' "

Oomf is hating on my naming skills when my other idea fr the leocube fic title was "Mayo in my salad"

Guys please i can be trusted with naming things like look at the wemmpezz fic that shits BANGER.

[anon33mousse]

I just read through this amazing flame x zam and mane x bacon foursome smut fic.

holy JESUS. THANK THE LORD ALMIGHTY FOR THAT WORK BRO ON GAWWWDDDDD... OH LAWWWDDD I HAVE BEEN STARVED FR MANEWAFFLES CONTENT HRJGSJHDJSBCM ILL TAKE IT........................................ SOBS ON THE GROUND