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if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music

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fuck this horrible Vessel im in

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Everyday, the mechanisms wake up and ask themselves "how many belts do I want to wear" and everyday the answer is "yes"

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Today's gender is broken, there is no more gender, grab a weapon and go that way, now!

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Relistening to the Fiasco Holiday Special! This time nothing bad is gonna happen to my boy Randy!

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If you want to survive, be polite to the monsters.

- Gwen *doesn't stare at Mr. Bonzo because he doesn't like eye contact (I can relate)*: leaves without problem

- Gwen *calls Ink5oul an idiot*: almost gets tattooed to death

- Colin *attacks FR3-D1*: gets reformatted

- Dane *threaten Heinrich Unheimlich with a gun*: is killed by toys

- Alice *shakes hands with Heinrich Unheimlich*: gets to sit in a 60€ chair

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small thing but i love the duality of protocol episodes since jonny isn't the only one writing them. like the contrast between episode 39 and episode 38 is so funny because it's like

39 (written by alex): a soul-shattering exploration of the grief of a woman who can't let go of the memory of her dead husband, reliving a horrid nightmare about a domain of helplessness mixed with dysphoria just to see him again

38 (written by jonny): heehee pig carousel sings creepy nursery rhyme in german :)

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oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

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Yeah so when Alice repeated several times in season 1 that she is NOT getting involved with spooky eldritch horrors unless something bad happened to someone she cared about, I thought it was going to be a case of sad tragic foreshadowing.

Little did I know it was an actual promise.

The woman is teaching herself computer science, learning about alchemy, and breaking into apartments. She heard the Heinrich Unheimlich case and booked the first flight to Germany. It's insane how the worse things get, the more competent and savvy she becomes. Like she reverse-engineered the DPHW system on the first try. That's crazy! And cool! Alice the woman that you are. The most unserious character and yet somehow the one proving to be the most capable to handle the horrors in this new universe. Love you girl!

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And— Legal montage! Legal montage! Duh duh, duh duh *Copyright-free music* Reading! Writing! More reading! Debating and a blackboard! Where did the blackboard come from?!

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I've just realized the perfection that is an avatar of The Eye being in love with an avatar of The Lonely.

Imagine you have the power to see everything. Imagine you can know everything about everyone. Imagine all of a sudden there is someone you cannot know well. Someone you cannot see well. Doesn't that intrigue you?

Imagine no one ever sees you. Imagine you are invisible to the world. Imagine no one is ever able to know you. Now imagine there is someone who all of a sudden sees you. All of a sudden you are found. Doesn't that intrigue you?

One person who knows what it's like to see and be seen, one person who knows what it's like to hide and never be known. Opposites that complete eachother in such a poetic and tragic way. Finding someone that challenges your worldview in such a way.

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Happy fuck you and fuck your train Friday 🫶

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Happy Fuck You and Fuck Your Train Friday to those who celebrate!

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"Average Tumblr user has fucked a train" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The Mechanisms fandom, who fuck 10,000 trains every Friday, are outliers and should not have been counted.

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OK, folks. Here are a few things you need to know about this week's episode of 'The Magnus Protocol'. Warning for spoilers ...

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Hello, John.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading