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I got bored :P

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Is there any twisted wonderland discord??? I've recently got into it and want to join one to make oomfs so please comment!!

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Free Use Human

Lost Light Crew x reader, AFAB gender neutral reader, racially ambiguous, cumdump, stuck in a hole

“Brainstorm?” You called into the empty room hoping the scientist would hear you. You placed your palms flat against the wall behind you as you gave a push to try to dislodge yourself. Your legs dangled uselessly on the other side of the wall with your rear propped up right in the air.

You looked down at the floor maybe 6 feet below you where the teleportation device Brainstorm had made for you dropped. You pushed once again this time kicking your legs to get some kind of momentum but to no avail.

“Brainstorm!” You called louder hoping the scientist would rescue you before anyone found you like this.

“Woah!”

You heard a familiar voice behind you.

“Swerve!” You kicked your feet trying to wiggle out of the wall. “Thank God you’re here! Can you find Brainstorm and tell him where I am? Something went wrong with the teleportation device and-“ You yelped feeling a servo run across your rear. “Swerve!”

“You’re really stuck in there, huh?” He sounded way too pleased. “Like you can’t do anything?” You huffed shaking your head before realizing Swerve couldn’t see you on the other side of the wall. “No, I’m stuck. Can you please get-HEY!” You jerked feeling Swerve fondle your clothed ass. Swerve only laughed a little before giving a taut swipe to your rear.

“Oh man, I know who’d love this!” Swerve laughed rubbing his servo down your thigh. You whined wiggling your hips. “Brainstorm would because he’d want to know-OH!” Once again you were cut off when Swerve dragged his thick digit over your clothed folds.

“You look good like this,” Swerve laughed. He continued rubbing your clothed pussy making you whine and clench your thighs. “I just messaged Rodimus over the comlink,” Swerve said now groping your ass with both of his servos. “Think I can bust one out before he gets here?” He sounded so giddy having you defenseless like this. You only perked your rear up and wiggled your hips for him.

Swerve grabbed onto the waistband of your pants pulling the fabric down over your shoes and discarding the fabric to the floor. The wafting cold air of the ship brought goosebumps to your skin. You squeaked feeling Swerve bring another sharp smack to your ass. “You’re already so wet!” Swerve said excitedly. “Here I was gonna try eating you out to get you prepped but maybe-“ “Swerve, please!” You begged spreading your legs wider. Swerve chuckled before kneeling down in front of your glistening folds and shoving his face into your pussy. He devoured your slick cunt like a man starved. His dermas moving around your clit as his glossa dipped between them to slurp up whatever juices you produced.

“Fuck!” You whined clenching your fist against the wall. You squeezed your eyes shut focusing on the feeling of having Swerve’s face plate buried between your thighs. “Fucking delicious,” Swerve mumbled against your folds. The vibrations of his vocalizer going straight to your clit. “Swerve,” you moaned out trying to push your hips back into his face plate. His large servos wrapped around your hips keeping you still while he continued feasting on your sopping heat.

Swerve pulled away but not before giving your clit a loud obnoxious kiss. “Oh man look at your valve,”Swerve said prodding at your hole with one of his digits. “You’re clenching around nothing here!” Swerve jammed his finger into your pulsing hole feeling around the wet cavern of your vagina.

“Swerve, please!” You called your voice muffled by the wall. Swerve added another digit pushing his metal fingers in and out of your hole. “Think you’re ready for me?” Swerve was practically panting in excitement. How long has he been lusting after the ship’s little human and now he finally has a chance to feel their sweet organic valve around his throbbing spike.

You spread your legs in response trying to make as much room for the minibot as you could. You could hear him shuffling to his feet on the other side of the wall before there was a hiss in the air as Swerve released his modesty panel. His spike sprung to life slapping down atop your ass. The hot metal was a welcome change against your cold skin.

“Primus I can’t believe this is real,” Swerve muttered to himself. He held your hips with his servos, their size basically engulfing you, as he tilted his pelvis back to line his spike up with your hole. Swerve muttered praises as he rubbed his dripping spike against your cunt before pushing in.

“Holy shit!” You heard Rodimus’ voice coming down the hallway. “They really are stuck!”

Swerve gave you a sharp thrust before responding to his captain. “Yeah! They’re super tight too,” he panted trying to find a rhythm with his thrusts. “No way!” Your whole body stiffened when you heard Whirl. “Free use human?”

“Are we all getting a turn with them?” Tailgate’s enthusiasm made you clench around Swerve. The minibot groaned as he set a rough pace slapping his hips into your rear. Your moans bounced with your body as the bartender took what he wanted from your cunt. “Overload in them!” You heard Nautica cheer. You whined squeezing your eyes shut at the feeling of being watched in such a vulnerable position. Swerve’s hips stuttered as he released a flood of transfluid deep into your cunt.

“Okay,” you heard Rodimus start. “As the captain I get dibs after Swerve. From there we can form a line.”

You heard Whirl complain a little but was hushed by Cyclonus. “Actually I think I should get next because my device put them in this position!” Brainstorm called out.

“Is their intake up for grabs?” You heard Rewind ask.

“I don’t see why not,” Rodimus answered. “Why? You and Chromedome going to spear them?” Rodimus laughed at his own comment as your whole body heated up at the idea.

You felt Swerve slowly slide his spike out of you. His transfluid leaked down your pussy and onto your thigh. “Look at that,” you heard Drift say marveling at how Swerve’s overload slunk out of your hole.

“Okay my turn now!” You heard Rodimus call coupled with the sounds of him pushing other bots out of the way.

Ultra Magnus rarely walked this way around the ship but he felt the need to check why he had seen so many bots take this corridor. He hoped that his suspicions of something devious being at play was only a hunch. His thundering footsteps came down the hallway turning around a corner until he came to a full and abrupt stop.

Your rear end stood out of the wall with your legs dangling uselessly. both of your holes leaking transfluid with a puddle of the pink glowing substance laid underneath you. He could hardly believe his optics. Not only did this display break multiple public indecency laws but also violated almost every health code Ultra Magnus could recollect.

You moved your leg a little, bending your knee to keep the limb from falling asleep, and the movement caused a thick glob of transfluid to push out of your pussy and drip into the puddle beneath you. Ultra Magnus covered his mouth as his face flushed blue with energon.

“Human?” His deep voice called.

You giggled in return stretching out your legs causing more transfluid to seep from your pussy and ass. “Ultra Magnus!” You called cheerfully from the other side of the wall. You sounded delirious as if you had been fucked stupid. “Did you want a turn?” You spread your legs pressing the tips of your shoes against the wall so Ultra Magnus could see your sloppy holes.

In all honesty, he did want a turn.

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@msflowerthief Go on... Answer his question

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You are not falling behind. If you haven't touched your WIP in weeks, if you haven't come up with a new idea, if you haven't gotten your book done and it's been 3 years, it's okay. You are not falling behind. Unless we are obligated to reach a deadline, we begin to believe that we are failing. We see countless people finishing their projects, selling their books, succeeding in the field you're in. And it's hard not to compare yourself to them, you're similar but they are doing the work, and you haven't written a paragraph in over a month.

Comparing yourself to others is a downward spiral that will never give you satisfaction. It's a difficult thing to try and overcome or ignore, but you have to. Instead of seeing other people's victories as a failure on your side, try and see them as goals. Goals to reach, inspiration to get back to your WIP, write that paragraph, or finally try and finish that book.

There is no secret that they know, and you don't. They aren't worse or better than you. There is no right answer. No finish line you need to cross. You work at your own pace, create goals to strive to and try not to compare your progress to others. Enjoy the process!

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Rodimus got a bit too excited to see his human.

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I had seen your mer transformers AU and I got a random thought

Like y/n (reader) is peacefully resting on some rock near the water not expecting anything to happen and just wanting to relax and then she feels someone grab their legs and pull them inside the water playfully, I imagine it would either be sideswip or wheeljack XD

Well this gave me the opportunity to think about a design for Wheeljack

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Grumble grumble…

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sadness of an employee

and you just want to go home

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From a @/spoon888 fanfic “The Doctor Is In” that I’m a little bit obsessed with

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Everyone, I like to give a big thank you to the peeps on twitter who went high and beyond for my silly game. It's because of them that instead of a single comic panel, it's been extended and includes a bonus which is found on the next thumbnail after this.

Thanks again for indulging me💖🐍 and hope you enjoy~

💚🐍🖤.

note: The target goal has already been reached. This image is included for context to the rest of the comic

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Borrowing a smoke 🚬

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𝐁𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞

Finally, J'ai fini! *passes out*

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This is my first time requesting for a blog ever and I was wondering if I could get tfp Ratchet and Knock Out with a delivery drone reader that is half their size s/o! Please and thank you!

Message - This is a very adorable idea and I like it. I tried to find what to put down because my mind is drained right now. Tried my best though for what I have.

Ratchet/Knockout x Short Reader SFW Headcanons

Summary - You are a little drone Cybertronian that becomes attached to Ratchet/Knockout. Headcanons of them with you when the relationship becomes close.

Warnings - None

Ratchet

~ He wouldn't say anything about how short you are until you both got closure.

~ Having you help him grab stuff and him getting his mail from you, helps with him trusting your relationship

~ You are so adorable to him, but he would never say anything about his opinion unless someone asked.

~ He would rest his arms on your shoulders when he needs a break. Yes he will state that he is just hugging you. Yes, you know he is lying about it and he actually is secretly thinking about how short you are.

~ Ratchet kisses you every time you come in to give him his packages now. All he does is a little "bop!" on your head and leaves you alone.

~ Sometimes you have too many packages, so when Ratchet turns to see you, he sees boxes balanced on your head while also carrying multiple in each hand.

~ He loves your dedication for your work and never yells at you when you get tired.

~ Speaking of getting tired, if you ever collapse from exhaustion, don't be surprised if you wake up in Ratchet's private hospital room. He will make sure you are ok and scold you for being too hard on yourself.

~ Yes, he is very horrible at being a hypercrit. Ratchet would tell you a whole list on what to and not to do.

~ Having him as your personal doctor is great because he knows exactly what to do, and honestly he would care about you more than the other sick patients he has (No matter how much he states how cruel that sounds and isn't true.)

~ The best thing he loves to do is pat your helm until you sleep, doing paper work with his other hand while you lean against his shoulder plate.

Knockout

~ Goodness does he love to see you everyday to give him packages.

~ At first he was annoyed how small you were, but he just had to realize he was jealous of how cute you were that size.

~ If he can't have your cuteness, than he might as well date you! Yes, he asked you out first.

~ He loves to make-out with you to make you late for your other packages. You getting in trouble is not his problem unless it is Megatron.

~ Knockout will be your doctor and will give you a discount on any parts you want to upgrade.

~ Yes you will hear an ear full about how his day went and what patients he had to deal with.

~ He will love on you everyday you come by, not letting you leave until you kiss him on the cheek at least.

~ "Come oooon, you know you want me <3".

~ Get use to his crazy antics when he leaves to go race with humans, yeah it can be a problem because Megatron yells at you to get him back.

~ People have questions Knockout on why he likes you, knowing you are just a regular mech with no special qualities. To Knockout though, you are the brightest sweetheart he has ever seen and don't want to leave you.

~ Yes, he will make short puns.

~ No, he will not stop.

~ He loves to meet you after work and go out for drinks, paying for your meal from having a better pay then you.

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Based on an expression someone asked. Vio validating a known claim about your person xD

(Bro can just take me then and there 😩)

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This is a wip I have for Lucy for the Sweets AU!! She's a Black Forest Cake🍒🍫

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Becca in the Sweets AU by Truffles and Momo on Twitter

✨️They are a White Chocolate Strawberry Vampire✨️