anonymousgravitysquirrels

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

WARNING FOR ANYONE WITH AUDITORY EPILEPSY AS OF 8/23/25 - theres a new ad for i think it was "the conjuring" ? that starts with yellow text that reads "test your hearing, best to wear headphones" -

THE FREQUENCY THAT PLAYS SECONDS IN IS A SEIZURE INDUCING PITCH!

please mute the ad or click skip!! in our ad we couldn't click skip in time because it made us sit through the beginning of the pitch.

PLEASE STAY SAFE and avoid this ad's audio if you're seizures or migraines are triggered by high frequency noises!

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.

Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.

Some Absol headcanons:

I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.

Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.

So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.

In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.

Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.

(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)

Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

Some of my favorite creations in 2024! 🎉 This isn't even everything - I fulfilled one of my big dreams (getting sponsored by Pokémon!) I'm so so proud of what I've achieved, what a year! 🥹

Let me know if there's anything you want to see more of next year!

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

Some Pokesona sketches!

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

Bothering the beast

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

Street Artist

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

Original post

Poem @chucktaylorupset

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

Not what I usually post but look at that wawa go!

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

Attention all Youtube blackout breakers who watched the new episode of The Amazing Digital Circus

Can you all tell me what happened? I wanna know but I don't wanna break the blackout.

If there were anywhere other than Youtube to watch the show, I'd watch it there.

Consider it your tax for breaking the blackout.

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]

I really do love those incredibly in-depth and complex dreams where you wake up and 25 years have passed and you’re a slightly different person but I wish I could schedule them or smthn cause now I gotta go to work knowing that even with the power of time travel and certainty of doom I am unable to alter the paths cemented by the ambition and greed of the unalterable few wholly swayed by their own dearth of life

[anonymousgravitysquirrels]