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this is my contribution to the khr fandom

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today’s khr contribution

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Usually it's women who buy from the feather shop, sometimes accompanied by tolerant men schlepping backpacks. But every so often a guy comes in, usually to buy a present, and as someone who's never really experienced guys shopping before, their efficiency in impressive. Guy comes in, I'll take that one, guy goes out.

The other day we had this massive bearded dude, 6'3 linebacker style, walk right in and declare in a gruff baritone "My fairy wings didn't arrive in time. I need some backup wings." We offered a massive pair of feathered green wings; he tried them on (tiny) and said "A little high in the back, but I'll take 'em." On his way out, by way of clarification, he said "I'm Tankerbelle."

I love the goths, I love the middle-aged street-clothes ladies trying something different, I LOVE the little kids, but Tankerbelle will always hold a special place in my heart.

(I spotted him a few weeks later and got the pic; pleased to see he was still rocking our wings rather than what he'd ordered earlier!)

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"Here, try it. Isn't the apple rabbit cute?" "Hmn"

This is a piece I commissioned for. Do not steal, do not edit, do not use, and do not repost. I was given permission to post this onto my blog. Okay to reblog.

Art by Itsashowtime on Twitter

Hibari Kyouya and Yamamoto Takeshi and © Amano Akira

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I think that if a dragon were to rot it would be like a whale fall. The event is so rare that is teems with opportunist scavengers and creates a boom in the ecosystem. The flesh is uniquely rich and saturated with raw magic that will imbue the next few generations of vultures with sharper talons and bile twice as acidic. That magical energy disperses through the food web to grant small gifts to billions of different creatures. Insects are the first to find the carcass and the last to pick its flesh. Then the plants and fungi take over when there are only bones. Apothecary shelves will be overflowing for months with unique flowers, fruits, and mushrooms. Some gardeners and brewers plant trees in the exposed ribcage.

Humans also play a role in this decay, naturally. Even quite rotten, dragon meat carries no diseases or parasites. There are delicacies made from the flesh at its most rotten state, though most prefer the fresher meat. The scales, bones, teeth, and claws are valuable to jewelers, armorers, and smiths of tools and weapons. If you're lucky, it'll be your local craftsmen who get their hands on them, and you might get a nice set of bone kitchen knives for a high but reasonable price. If you're unlucky, some company will step in to strip away all the valuables from this dead angel, and the 1% will enjoy some novelties they don't appreciate the significance of. They've never seen a dragon rot, or dug through its decaying flesh with thick gloves to stave off its acidic blood.

What remains of the bones will eventually be covered in earth and lush new life. It will become a garden, perhaps tended by the humans who remember it, or perhaps only by the birds and squirrels that scatter the seeds. Someday dragons might visit this place to rear their young on its bounty, and thank the dead for what they've given back.

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RAAAAAA GO READ THIS ONE GUYS ITS SO JSHKJDHSJKAD

lo and behold; the kyoumasa agenda fic is out for the world to see. wanted to post it on kyoumasa day, but you know how this turned out. better late than never!

summary: 

“you’re not going to sleep in that”, that sounded more like a statement rather than question, and masaki didn’t even bother correcting himself. maybe tsurugi would be so taken aback he’d go and change into normal people clothes.

“you’d prefer if I sleep naked?”, there was zero suggestive nature behind the question and they both knew it, but kariya still had to fight back the urge to tease him about it in hopes that maybe kyousuke would just leave and sleep in the forest with the wolves. he seems like the type to like those.

“i’d prefer if you slept anywhere but here”, tsurugi closes his flip phone with a click and slowly crosses his arms. kariya adds: “or at least changed out of that if you’re going to be in 20 miles’ radius of me tonight”

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you probably don't ship it but kyoumasa(Tsurugi-Kariya) for the ship thing?

Actually… I do like this pairing!

Drinks all of the coffee

Tsurugi, as I think his tastes are more “adult-like” for his age. Kariya dislikes bitter stuff, so he picks hot chocolate.

Brings up adopting a pet

Kariya, even though they can´t have pets at Sun Garden and/or Hiroto´s apartment. Tsurugi likes dogs, but doesn´t have one, as he thinks he wouldn´t have time to care for it. Then, both just go see the pets at the shop.

“Tsurugi-kun, isn´t that kitty cute?”

“It is, but this puppy seems cool.”

Kills the bugs

Tsurugi. Kariya not only dislikes snakes and crabs, there´s also roaches, to an extent of screaming and climbing Kyousuke when he sees one.

Cooks the meals

Kariya can do very simple things, like instant noodles and boiled eggs, but Tsurugi cooks for real, as he learned to do so in God Eden, for survival, too. Kyousuke knows Masaki likes sweeter curry and always make him eat the carrots.

“Being picky again? I guess I gotta eat both pudding, then…”

“WAIT, WAIT! Okaaaay!”

Starts getting into holidays way before they should

Since Kariya got used to Sun Garden parties, he loves Christmas way too much. As soon as December begins, he´s already excited. Tsurugi won´t admit it, but he finds this cute.

Initiates the couple selfies

Tsurugi isn´t a photo person, so Kariya takes the lead. Their selfies are discreet and you can always notice Kyousuke blushing a bit, no matter the pose.

“Tsurugi-kun, you know… We just took a side by side one and you are already this red?”

“S-Shut up…”

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries

Kariya. Actually, Tsurugi always remembers his friends birthdays. It´s no different with a lover.

“Eeeh… So why are you giving me a present, again?”

“Your memory is just terrible, huh, Kariya… You forgot your own birthday…”

“WHAT?”

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping

Kariya, of course. He loves snacks and since Tsurugi usually controls himself, there are lots of leftovers. Masaki takes care of them, ending nauseated or with a stomach ache. He whines as he clings on Kyousuke.

Nicknames the other

Both are really shy, so they sort came up with an agreement. Kariya brought up the topic.

“Then… Ummm… How should I call you when we´re alone?”

“You tell me…”

“Erm… Uhnnnnn… K… Kyou…”

“A-Alright, then… Ma… Makki…”

Then both couldn´t look at each other for about one hour.

This was fun~~

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due to my headache, i can offer you only kyoumasa as late halloween art

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my overdue day 2 entry for the prompt "prank" of my and @asterego 's kyoumasa week wherein tsurugi plays along with kariya's mischief for funsies. was supposed to post it yesterday but was feeling real sick so yeah!!

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GO READ IT GUYS ITS SO GOOD

I love me a good rarepair with so little canon content that I can make up whatever I want for them and no one can tell me it's a reach. So when I saw @dishashazz talk about a potential Kyoumasa week I wasted no second to think about it

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GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON I JUST LOG IN HERE AFTER AGES AND TO BE GREETED BY ALL THE KYOU//MASA FOOD AAAAAAAAAA IM SO SAKDGHKSAJHGKJSHJGKHSDDS

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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Thinking abt the parallels between Luka and Adrien (+ their daddy issues)

Physically vs. Emotionally absent dads

How they both play their dad’s instrument

How they both wear their dad’s merch

How they both had preconceived notions of their dad before knowing it was Their Dad™ (Jagged Stone as Luka’s favorite artist and Hawk Moth as Adrien’s literal archenemy)

How Luka was abandoned and refuses to abandon others + How Adrien had to earn his father’s time and thinks he has to earn everyone else’s

= How they both are ASS at setting boundaries because of it

How (super randomly btw) the girl they dated happened to design things for their dad

^ How Gabriel didn’t even remember Mari despite her having a very active role in Adrien’s life, while Jagged Stone was closer to her than he was to his son

How Luka’s dad isn’t really ‘gone’ like Adrien’s mom is, but Adrien’s dad isn’t really ‘present’ like Luka’s mom is

^ How they’re both a living reminder of their ‘gone’ parent (dyed hair/blue eyes, blonde hair/green eyes) to their ‘present’ parent

+ Also think it’s neat how their outfits contrast (black vs. silver ring, white vs. black shirt, blue vs. blond hair); opposites, yet not opposite at all.