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stfu him!!! 🥰

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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"But it would’ve been your choice"

comic based on Pearls from the Deep by @thedarkivist 🐚

(read from right to left)

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

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my piece for @ferdibertauzine from last year 🖤🧡 Hubert is the owner of the potion shop 🍵

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My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

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a gift 🎁

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"They were all over his gloves, trousers, as well as the floor at his feet, the splash of colour damning like a bloodstain."

based on The Meaning of Flowers by @thedarkivist

Happy birthday, Dark!! 🖤🌼

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adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

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I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

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when your colleague is nice enough to help you get ready 🌼

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the human body is so evil for inventing headaches it will throw one at you for anything. ate too little? headache. drank too little? headache. ate not the right things? headache. didnt wear your glasses? headache. took off your glasses for two fucking seconds? headache. bright light? headache. about to get your period? headache. about to get sick? headache. headphones too heavy? headache. ponytail too tight? headache. posture bad? headache. didnt sleep well? headache. slept too much? headache. didnt take your medication? headache. took your medication? headache. took an ibuprofen earlier? headache. didnt take an ibuprofen earlier? headache. RELEASE ME

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"They were all over his gloves, trousers, as well as the floor at his feet, the splash of colour damning like a bloodstain."

based on The Meaning of Flowers by @thedarkivist

Happy birthday, Dark!! 🖤🌼