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H. Maybe I will simply Not get a fried rice machine

[anotherhumanperson]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

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i think my cat has hiccups or something

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😔

ok

[anotherhumanperson]

Wendys has a Wednesday meal partnership. Caught me and the wife very off guard. 

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[anotherhumanperson]

i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

[anotherhumanperson]

baaaaa

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ive had enough. no more poasts

[anotherhumanperson]

Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

[anotherhumanperson]

If I was like the "can't ever spend all that money in one entire life" kind of rich, one thing I'd like to have in my home is a section that's just a 24/7 house party. Perfectly soundproof so the rest of the house isn't bothered by the music blasting, probably a bar with stupidly cheap drinks, I'm not supplying hard drugs but if someone's selling them they're free to do so for as long as they're doing it down-low enough that I can legally pretend that I haven't noticed, and people are just free to come and go as whatever. Access from the House Party Room to the rest of the house is in my use only, and there's one-way mirrors on the walls and high up near the ceiling so that I can watch them from separate rooms as I please.

I'd probably almost never even go there. I'd just enjoy keeping it and watching a rotation of random people just hanging out there like they're my little aquarium fishies.

[anotherhumanperson]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

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[anotherhumanperson]

when i say deltarune is alive in a creepypasta way i’m referring to how there’s a variable in the code that makes a number go up every time you back out of deleting a save file at the last second and this variable is called “threat”

[anotherhumanperson]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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[anotherhumanperson]

The Tumblr Experience

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Decided to make my favorite character from @hootbon amazing work I love it 🤍#digital LIFE ⭐️