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Charlie: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Nick: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Charlie: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Nick: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Charlie, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Nick: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Charlie: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Nick: That one. I want that one.
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Charlie: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Nick!
Nick: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Charlie: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Nick: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Charlie: But you’re always acting stupid?
Nick: ...
Nick: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Nick: Is something burning?
Charlie: Just my love for you.
Nick: Charlie, the toaster is on fire.
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Nick: You're giving me a sticker?
Charlie: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”
Nick: I'm not a preschooler.
Charlie: Fine, I'll take it back
Nick: I earned this, back off!
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Nick: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Charlie: It's not a joke.
Charlie: * sniffles *
Charlie: I'm a legit snack.
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Nick: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Charlie: Neither.
Charlie: Because it's twelve.
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Nick: You're right.
Charlie: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you.Did you just learn it?
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Nick: Hey, you wanna bang?
Charlie:
Nick: I meant hang.
Charlie:
Nick: Actually, no, I didn’t. Charlie
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Nick: This is such a bad idea.
Charlie : Then why are you coming along?
Nick: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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