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"so usually, on this channel, when we film at a restaurant, and they are playing music like this, we usually have to tell them to please turn it off for us while we film because of copyright laws. That REALLY hurt here, because like, you've got Dr. John playing at a New Orleans Themed restaurant, Steve Miller band was the last song that was on, and I had to ask them to turn it off— okay, time to stop talking and stop eating because wow, it's been a lot of rice today."

As he sickeningly spoons himself a shaking fistfull of jambalaya.

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"well, I've worked in kitchens long enough, my hands don't get hot. I don't have any feeling in my hands anymore."

Sir, this is a food history show.

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"This is not a camera trick, having this enormous ten kilo plate of food, is a STRONG CHOICE, but I'll always have room for this dish!"

"I'm going to just eat, because the hair salon across the street is celebrating Thai New year, so they were very nice and agreed to turn their, like, BLASTING MUSIC off while we were filming, but I told them just a few minutes and I'll let you get back to your party. So we need to let them do that, because I have work to do- and talking is just distracting me from the actual mission—" he proceeds to start shovelling some of the ten kilo rice dish into his face hurriedly and nervously.

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I can NOT handle this food history guy on youtube. He is going around eating dishes and explaining the history of them, and his comments are SO out of pocket.

"This is CERTAINLY NOT vegan." - it's just a sausage and potato dish.

"Okay, thank you, leave so I can eat."

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You know, they said by 2025 we'd have flying cars. Instead we have AI that can reimagine every picture of you turned around and naked without your consent and there is nothing you can do about it legally if someone is distributing it.

Hate that for us.

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Just coughed so hard, I could see my own optic nerve for a second when I closed my eyes. 🫨

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Hey Tumblr, just found out tonight that emotional damage works like poison damage.

Ah

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Ugh

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Oof

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Ouch

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I feel like a dying potted plant. Suffering, looking real janky, but still technically alive and you will still feel bad if you don't water me. ✨🌿🙏🥺

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I realized I was watching too many instagram reels where it was just tumblr posts...

So here I am instead, wondering how I got here again.

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Dream Tiger thirst traps is where I'm at now, I guess. Please support my art.

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