I’m a trans autistic author who recently joined the dethklok fandom. I’m slowly finding my writing groove again after many years of hitting a dry spell, so please be patient with me. My pronouns are he/it and I strive to write the trans inclusive fan fictions I can never find. I’m inspired by sk1nnypubby’s fic on AO3 to write about the trans experience from someone in the closet who never had the recourses available for the transition. I look forward to your feedback and requests! Requests and QuestionsPookie Bear—> @corruptcryptid
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I miss Majunior so much He's such a silly 7'5” gnome
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Please if anyone has this clip I need it desperately! I’m begging this is so important
Knubbler: CAN ANY OF YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?!
#dethklok#metalocalypse#knubbler#dick knubbler#magic ears#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#skwisgaar skwigelf#charles offdensen#mtl
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AIRPLANE MEME: METAL EDITION
#ok 1 is nice because previous user had a great argument. nice pillows#but 2 is also so tempting#we could share carts dude#or edibles#10/10 best plane ride#4 is also a candidate if I can make mf move tf over#dick knubbler my beloved
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Yeah I’m the funniest man alive. No need to thank me
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Hey woah! An actual post???? Of something completely unrelated to dethklok??????
Scandalous
#bob velseb#spooky month#smiling friends#charlie dompler#Pim pimling#bob velseb spooky month#charlie smiling friends#charlie dompler smiling friends#pim smiling friends#pim pimling smiling friends#allan red#allan smiling friends#allan red smiling friends
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when a baby unironically says "goo goo ga ga" it's honestly pretty pathetic like dude come on are you that desperate for attention that you have to do the like, "baby routine"
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Shout out to smiling friends authors cus they’re funny as fuck. Considering adding to the mass wht do y’all think
... PIM X STONER!READER (/nf if youre uncomfy with weed!!)
I love weed! Sometimes I get too high though and convince myself that I’m in a simulation, it’s really scary. I’m not too knowledgeable on the marijuana but ik enough :33c
Pim x stoner reader
LISTEN, LISTEN, Pim would 100% be one of those DARE kids(idk if they have an Aussie equivalent) he’d say shit like “I don’t need drugs, I’m high on life!”
But when he found out you smoked he was, conflicted. Cause you’re such a responsible and well mannered person at work, and you do THE WEED??? HUAH??
Asks you a lot of questions about it and when you started doing it, if you say anything younger than 21 his mind is blown.
When you tell him about the different strains of weed hes fascinated, there’s different kinds? And they do different things? Wait there’s a different between purple haze and purple kush?
If you offer to let him try some he’ll freak out, SMOKINGS BAD FOR YOU, IT GIVES YOU LUNG CANCER!!! Also very worried for your health too
After a lot of explaining he calms down and actually learns a lot, still probably will never try it. He doesn’t bother you about it any more though
When he actually sees you high, it’s like all the dare propaganda melts out of his ears and he realizes oh, it’s not actually a gateway drug to do heroin. We love progress!
Doesn’t like the smell so prefers you to do it either outside, use a pen, or edibles. He just cannot understand your love for the skunky smell.
Enjoys how cuddly and loving you get, if you get emotional he gets emotional. Also enjoys making you laugh, thinks it’s super cute how giggly you get.
If you like to go on walks while high he’s all for it!! You two go out and have a little adventure, he does get a little bit more protective of you since you’re ‘under the influence’
#smiling friends#smiling friends x reader#smiling friends x reader headcanons#smiling friends headcanons#pim pimling#pim pimling x reader#pim pimling headcanons#pim pimling x reader headcanons#smiling friends pim#smiling friends pim x reader
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Didn’t know there was such a niche in the mtl community but I am happy to oblige. I think I’ll attempt crosswords next
Dethklok wordsearch dropped.
Rt me with the answers if you’re bored :D I’m about to scramble it and do it myself.
Which album theme should I do first?

#metalocalypse#dethklok#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#skwisgaar skwigelf#charles offdensen#mtl
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Dethklok wordsearch dropped.
Rt me with the answers if you’re bored :D I’m about to scramble it and do it myself.
Which album theme should I do first?

#metalocalypse#dethklok#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#skwisgaar skwigelf#charles offdensen#mtl
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Hey yeah so anyone remember this game?
I haven’t thought about it since middle school and at the ripe age of 21 years old my brain whispered something to me in the back of my mind.
“Hey you weird fuck. Remember when you had this and constantly tried to make Sebastian Michealis and kept resetting because you kept wasting your currency on other shit?”
Yeah. I do remember that point in my life! I’m gonna do it again but this time… with the knowledge I have now…
Im gonna make skwisgaar.
And the rest of the band since apparently you can have multiple students 👀.
Anyways if you have this game or remember it please interact so I know I’m not weird.
#metalocalypse#dethklok#skwisgaar skwigelf#mtl#animal boyfriend#i miss obscure mobile apps I used to have#surprisingly this one stood the test of time#not an ad anywhere
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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I Will Not Apologize
Happy Pride, ya'll.
$3 download (includes version where you can color in your own Pride flag. Limited restrictions, mostly don't be a fascist or major company: https://ko-fi.com/s/ac6c284e8c
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/
Shirts: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/mens/t-shirt/regular
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