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you have a whole family on stage to sing about the importance of family, to the whole of europe, and the act before you….sang about being possessed by the ghost of edgar allan poe. eurovision simply cannot be bested

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No one talks about Eurovision history like Gaston!!!

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*Freeze frame*

Well you might wonder how I got in this situation, well my dramatic little sister had an idea and now I'm at Eurovision.

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POE POE POE POE POE

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The German commentator just said "Ah, there it is, our old neglected friend... [dramatic pause in which I was trying to figure out where the fuck this is going] the wind machine"

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God I really wish carrying stuffed animals around with you was socially acceptable

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i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

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a sibling relationship is just “i love you beyond my own life but i’ll never say it” plus “i’ll kill you over a stolen shirt don’t even fucking test me” plus “inside jokes and secret language” plus “i literally do not understand the dark recesses of your mind what the fuck are you made from” plus the occasional “oh my god please don’t eat tha - spit it OUT SPIT IT OUT” 

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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let him in

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ANYA TAYLOR-JOY AS EMMA WOODHOUSE EMMA. (2020)

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if i was an old timey girl id go crazy for ribbons from the market

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TURNING RED (2022) dir. Domee Shi