Braeden | 20 | scorpio | ravenclaw | really just a dysfunctional disaster bi who loves all dogs and is a master procrastinator
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~ and every time we kiss i swear i could fly ~ . . #lgbtq🌈 (at Nashville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtL8g8rnBufjXwaAX4uOMJ4Q9pVw4XVQmcdqmI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bbbkle5yp8lf
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“You can’t say you aren’t able to do something unless you follow it up with ‘yet’ — you aren’t able to do it YET. The world puts enough obstacles in your way as it is, you don’t get to make it harder for yourself, not in my gym.” Huge shout out to @tattoosbymattwear at @supergenius_tattoo for giving this life lesson a permanent home. 💉 Mrs. Mass, while this is long overdue, you are loved, you are missed, you are empowering. Thank you for everything. 💕 . . . . #fuckcancer #giraffeunicycle #unicycle #ink #newink #supergeniustattoo #circus #tattoonumber4 #lifelessons (at Super Genius Tattoo) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br81ht6njz6sfSYytLNfgQaSUOurzZbCe12Mxg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i1tx2lfztsqk
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This some real shit my dudes
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Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
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youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will
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me: hello me, internally: did i say too much
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“So which one of you is the guy?” . . #lgbtq🌈 #santapictures #christmas2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BrRXwGTH8cu3T45b-qvBWLziybaI_tKjTejTW40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i08qqef8b2r1
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i don’t remember where we were in Morocco, but i was definitely laughing at my own dad jokes . . pc: Dean McCondichie (@othello66281) . #morocco #genderqueer #lgbtq🌈 #dadjokes (at Morocco) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrLeWMZH-ZTsdONtWz69ZZj70z732IlLgjUzHs0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=isd68x2y9u4j
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Bisexual Culture
Bisexual Culture:
shyness
ready to cry constantly
ready to die constantly, as in, a lot of us are suicidal
dual-wielding weapons, usually swords
vanilla & chocolate swirl ice cream
purple
constantly getting erased from existence (inconvenient!!11!!1!!!)
sfiegdjigsoekgsdigrs GIRLS??? ARE SO??? GREAT???
carrying around a “love resume” detailing your romantic/sexual history to “prove” our bisexuality
hats
getting asked to threesomes and denying them
liking cats and dogs, hyenas too
peen? peen. hell yeah.
anxiety
yelled at by both straight/hetero people and gay/lesbian people
keytars
doing our best to support other bisexuals and other people in general
squished between the “G” and “T” in the acronym, so sometimes we’re forgotten
butterflies
forgiveness
plaid? plaid.
CONSTANT EXISTENTIAL DREAD
dating men and women (trans or cis) but not at the same time
being mom/dad friend
being the “older bro” to aces
crushing on both lead roles
still liking “dead” memes after their expiration date
joking about our sexuality in an attempt to mask the pain of being misunderstood
Gorillaz and Vocaloid
wanting to make people laugh because smiles are lovely and laughter is music
puns. so many puns. bisexuals are the pun masters. we surpass even dad’s in our humor.
nervous laughter
the road to el dorado
OSDIUTEKSRFIG GUYS??? ARE??? AMAZING???
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people thinking we’re easy/will fuck anyone
making overly-sexual jokes sometimes even though we’re not that hyper sexual
“I like this girl/guy, I must really just be straight/gay/lesbian”
lonely void of being single aka bi-yourself
looking into the camera like Jim from The Office
accused of cheating/being unfaithful/being greedy
BICYCLES
called transphobic if we don’t ID as pan
not getting enough sleep
boobs? boobs. hell yeah.
Stealth 100
confused, but not about our sexuality
poverty
:) :D :( :0
B E E S
Feel free to add, fellow bis
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sorry ive been distant lately its because ive been distant lately
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not to be dramatic but i will never be comfortable with my physical appearance
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full offense but we will rock you by queen is 10000% a gay rights anthem and straight people dont have any rights to the song sorry :/
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