a 4ft 11” lila bard.also in the geosciences.(katie, she/they, twenty two )
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it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
#this is so kell core to me#i headcanon that he likes to cook on the ship but he has a very specific way of doing things#and is an absolute DIVA of a chef#it irritates raya to no end#but everyone loves his food#anyway#kell maresh
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top 5 times kell maresh was a pathetic little meow meow
OH incredible fucking question
when he’s trapped in white london at the start of acol
that scene in agos where he screams at maxim about how he can’t keep atoning
waiting for lila to wake up in rosenal
‘And Kell wanted what he always did these days. To prove that even now, […] he was still worth something to the Grey Barron, and Lila Bard, to the palace and the empire, and himself.’
after rhy punches him for saving holland and nearly drowning them both, and he’s all sopping wet and frowning because lila is sat by luc and not him
#these are in NO particular order#and are also the ones i picked off the top of my head#because there are so many#i love him so fucking much it’s insane#he’s the love of my life#adsom#a darker shade of magic#shades of magic#kell maresh
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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
#hit me up ‼️‼️#i have not forgotten about my asks from the other day!! they are in my drafts!!!! they are coming!!!
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had the shocking realisation that it was in fact half 3. and that maybe i should make some lunch.
turns out the total contents of my fridge is half a jar of black olives and a can of cold brew???
#is this what they call girl dinner?!#bitch im hungry#guess i’m going to tesco today#katie stfu no one cares xoxo#will delete
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let's tell mama about my first day at school
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the photo in question
downloaded hinge last night for shits and giggles. no leas than 24hours later i have received, among other things:
a legitimate marriage proposal
a comment that just said “i love big titty goth girl”
human are such a varied species
#decided to post it as will delete it anyways lmao#why am i not wearing my rings in this it makes me feel naked#katie.yaps
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a visual of adsomblr to me

(we are all playing with our toys)
#i had a stupid fuckass idea and this was the result#i also envisioned ve schwab hovering over us like our god but as you can see my skills are already limited#also importantly#sincere fuckinf apologies to the two mutuals who have been thrown into this shitty drawing#i hope u don’t think i’m fucking insane#ALSO ALSO this is not saying there are this few of us in the fandom AT ALL!!!#but i do not know what everyone looks like#and as you can see my artistic is incredibly fucking limited#the point is#we are playing with our toys#please no one think i’m insane i am doing such a poor job of articulating this#BASICALLY#wholesome fandom where we sit and play with our characters on tumblr#adsom#a darker shade of magic#shades of magic
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GIVE ME A CHARACTER;
and I’ll break their ass down:
How I feel about this character
All the people I ship romantically with this character
My non-romantic OTP for this character
My unpopular opinion about this character
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
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downloaded hinge last night for shits and giggles. no leas than 24hours later i have received, among other things:
a legitimate marriage proposal
a comment that just said “i love big titty goth girl”
human are such a varied species
#i have questions#also the ‘goth’ in question is just me in a dark green dress#convinced the average iq of this species is room temperature#it’s funny at least#i feel like i need to add the photo for context but idk if i can be fucked to blur my face#anyway#katie.yaps#will delete this
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my ancient mama
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sometimes it be like
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Let's bother mama
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sometimes when an image comes into my possession and it has incredible potential but i’m not sure what to do with it. i send it to my friend joe. always an interesting experiment.
#a friend sent me this#and i knew he was a big fan of house#so#it’s his now 🤷🏻♀️#this is a sign to send a random image to a straight person in your phone 🫵#with no explanation#also literally all my friend call me by my last name and so it’s always a jumpscare when someone uses my first name#but it is annoying having to scribble it out#though realistically the only people who will prob see with post are the four mutuals who know my actual name anyway#anyway#imma shut the fuck up#will delete this lmao
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