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A Menace To Society
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sorry the potato is all fucked up and mashed
sorry the potato is what now
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i agree, what did we as a society do to deserve potatoes
what did we as a society do to deserve potatoes
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🎶 a tuber sounds like the tater who
promises endless apolo-cheese of paradise
and only she can take a bite
so things are starchy tonight 🎶
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potatopilled mashmaxxing
Went to a buffet and mostly just ate mashed potatoes
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proto-indo-european mythology (also potatoes)
Somebody please give me something to research I am in a researching mood I need to research sth now
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isn’t it cruel when the weather mocks you, and you can do nothing except quietly grieve the arid land that your life has become? when will you feel the warmth of the pavement as the first drops of summer rain kiss the ground?
#the spudlington-clarence thing was very funny at first#but i want to move away from it#or atleast i don't want to be involved in the lore anymore#why? i'm afraid i shouldn't say the exact reason#but i will add that it took a lot of effort to keep up with when we were still engaging in it#so maybe to editorialise the lore that involves me#let's just say clarence discovered that two of his children were still alive but he was past the point of no return#and to celebrate its ending here's a passages from a piece i wrote about a completely different subject that oddly fits#potato lore
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you can feel the rizz radiating off of this post
Pspspspsps... @anti-potato... look
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just the sound i like to hear
poatoatjoiafnnnnnnnnngggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
#aahh that sucks#really sorry#careful about the tetanus though#maybe get a shot if it's been a while
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There are people who don’t eat the skins of a baked potato!!?! Dear god, why????
#i just realised i accidentally made a skin fanfic reference#i swear i haven't read it myself#someone read it out to me#and that hat fic#i have never even seen a dan and phil video#anyways#time to hit the showers
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i love peeling skin, it gives them something to scream about, you know? the anticipation before i put them in the oven.
There are people who don’t eat the skins of a baked potato!!?! Dear god, why????
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anti-semitic people aren't leftist either, but someone who labels everyone critical of israel's actions as an "anti-semite" is likely a zionist
[id: “palestine is dividing the left!” no, it’s defining the left. you’re not on it.]
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but all my haters are taters
All my haters become taters when i harvest the root vegetables of success
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i believe you
🥔 the-real-list-of-potato-threats Follow ...
curse that anytime you touch a potato, it immediately blasts into oblivion, leaving you with nothing
Curse of 8 hour flight with screaming baby and no headphones
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they (the potatoes) hate me because every day i have a big beautiful roasted yukon gold potato in my lunch and they watch another one of them being brutally cooked, chewed and digested
they (my coworkers) hate me because every day i have a big beautiful roasted purple sweet potato in my lunch and they just have boring ugly sweet potato-less lunches
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Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram
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