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Just saw a car with eyelashes

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Who orders pizza with extra sauce and no cheese?

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Drunk people are fun to deliver to

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I got stared down by 2 cats and an owl tonight. It was really creepy. I kinda felt like I was Dumbledore and Professor McGonnigal was staring at him from #4 Pivet Dr. Or even Mr. Dursley with all the owls staring at him from his car.

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No big deal just a cat on the roof of car giving me the death stare as I Drive by

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I just had a couple of kids launch invisible TNT bombs at me :)

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I've had two coworkers ask me out in the span of 48 hours...

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Have you ever had to compete for a stretch of road with 4 teenage boys on skateboards?

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Some stoner girl stole my pen

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When your windshield wipers are on the highest setting and you still can't see you know you're going to have a bad time

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Delivery bags also make a great umbrellas

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Some crazy lady tried to swindle me out of 2 bucks today

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One of my coworkers has taken to calling me all sorts of nicknames. Including Morgie-Bear and Gingerbread

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Work is super busy and just about all my favorite people are working. It's fun tonight

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People who think that they can pay the debit card at the door are idiots who should be punished

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Last night I made a delivery in a somewhat sketchy part of town. I parked in the middle of the road and during tge delivery, this cop car pulls up. I'm thinking I'm going to get in trouble but apparently the cop was only concerned for my safety