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dad who's about to sneeze: I think I'll scream when I do it

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how to get close to people for beginners

getting close to people strategies

first time getting close to people walkthrough

techniques for getting close to people

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I bet getting crossed off a to do list feels good as fuck for a task

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don't forget to tear apart and overanalyze every detail of that entirely positive social interaction you just had that initially made you feel good but now you're not so sure ok love you

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its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time

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Six year old, bouncing up and down with glee as desserts are unpacked: "I'm so appointed!"

Took me a moment to realize she had logically assumed "appointed" must be the opposite of "disappointed" and used it as a synonym for "excited."

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how is your 2025 resolution to unlearn your deep rooted shame going queen

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im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past

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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

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It’s funny how Matt is fitting almost perfectly into the classic taskmaster contestant archetype of “sad wet cat of a man looses all public respect he has”, while also ACTIVELY WINNING.

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Chapters: 2/5 Fandom: Wolf Hall Series - Hilary Mantel, Wolf Hall (TV) Relationships: Thomas Cromwell (c.1485-1540)/Thomas More (1478-1535) Summary: In which Cromwell breaks two promises.

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the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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seems a little unfair that I’ll never have my portrait made by John Singer Sargent. I would have been really good at it. there’d be just a hint of canny amusement in my gaze toward the viewer and everything

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yayy bedtime!! *curls up in my blankies and thinks about my faves being tortured* ^_^