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hard hours for TXT and ENHA (hyung line) will be open until tomorrow (11:59pm)! 🤧

hard hours for txt and enha (hyung line) is now open!!

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hard hours for txt and enha (hyung line) is now open!!

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LET’S GOOOOOO 😭🧡

the nerve: social media au

pairing: na jaemin x fem!reader (ft. the dreamies, yeji of itzy, and heejin of loona)

genre: enemies to lovers, partial influencer au, fluff

summary: 

⋆ after one terrible run-in with famous youtuber, na jaemin, you’ve been bumping into him ever since then. what is a coincidence to you, turns into a misunderstanding when he accuses you of following him around. jaemin, you have got a lot of nerve!

warnings: swearing, jaemin in the first few chapters LMAO

schedule: 

⋆ character profiles: sat & sun 

⋆ chapter one: tues 1.8.21

⋆ every three days

character previews: one / two

chapters: one / two / three / four / five / six / seven / eight / nine / ten / eleven / twelve / thirteen

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365 DAYS OF BANGTAN  ♡  DAY 82/365 ↳  MAP OF THE SOUL ON:E D-2

(cr. dwellingsouls)

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i feel so lazy to write. i can’t even finish writing my sequence outline draft for my scriptwriting class... if i fail this 2nd term, then i fail. 🤧

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OUR GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND HIS GOLDEN SMILE

HAPPY YUNHO DAY — our wonderful energizing main dancer, vocalist, and actor.. i hope you continue to shine brighter and brighter every year ☀️

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if anyone’s wondering why my face is up on another post... my friend, Amee, stole my phone earlier when we were playing truth or dare 🙃 i was dared to post a pic of me but i didn’t do it, so my cousin dared Amee to post it instead when it was her turn 😭✋🏻 i was okay with it BUT THEN SHE JUST HAD TO COMPARE ME TO SHINJIN. 💀💀💀

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I’m leaving my TXT hard hours and Enhypen hard hours on until tomorrow (and by tomorrow, I mean tonight at 12am lol). So drop in your asks~ 💗💗💗

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DUDE I LEGIT HAD A DREAM OF TXT WHERE IT WENT ALL 18+ OUT OF NOWHERE AHAHAHAHA THEN THIS ONE WEIRD ASS DREAM WHERE I WAS TAKING A BUBBLE BATH AND SUDDENLY SUNGHOON AND SUNOO SHOWED UP OUTSIDE MY BATHROOM WITH.. GIFTS?!?! I’ll share this in full deets tomorrow lmao

That’s the worst part, I don’t even know if the cat was essential to the plot or not 😭 it was just kinda there?? Noooo no horny dream? It’ll happen eventually, I believe in you (or ig your brain) also I just checked my (half-assed) dream log and apparently it wasn’t m&m’s, it was cherries, and he did his little tiny clap thing that he does when I finally caught it in my mouth, so that’s cute

I love that us talking abt dreams has started a trend of anons sharing their idol-related dreams 💀 y’all have had some…interesting dreams to say the least. I’ve had my fair share of weird ass ones tho, like I had one where Mingi and I were stuck in a hotel fighting off a zombie invasion that turned out to be planned but we survived?? I also had one where Skz and I were at a hotel and we were all sitting on couches hanging out, except I was getting cuddle-sandwiched by Felix and Jisung? I was on jisungs lap straddling him and Felix was behind me? And if I remember right felix kept kissing my neck or something and the rest of the boys acted like it was completely normal 🤨

Idk my dreams are always so fucking vivid and kinda odd. I can’t remember any of my non-idol related dreams rn but they’re also hella weird, I’ll tell my mom and she’ll look at me like tf?? She always asks if I do something before bed like eat or if it’s a side effect of my meds and my answer is always no, my brain is just on one ig -🌙

when i have another horny dream i will definitely report back!!

these zombie apocalypse dreams omg??? i don't think ive ever had one of those...lve how it's a trend between a few of you. idk if i could be in an apocalyptic setting with mingi though—id be too h*rny. and to be cuddled by jisung and felix??? i literally could only dream about that—highkey jealous fr bc im only had...maybe three (?) skz related dreams. still waiting on a hyunjin dream 🛐

i keep a dream log, but the last one i entered was from nov 2020 😭 i usually can remember them scene by scene though, so i dont really have to write them down. i do know that when i smoke weed, sometimes i can't remember my dreams when i wake up :(( literally the only con of smoking. also don't dream/cant remember them if i sleep next to my phone.

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your bitch is back~ 🙄💗 

sorry for not being online this weekend. mom forgot to pay the bills- wifi’s been dead the whole time lmao

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BAMBAM – Slow Mo (2022)

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I’VE BEEN BLESSED- TUTOR JAKE, BITE ME! 😩✋🏻  

 if he was my tutor, we'd be learning something else entirely 😉🧡

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I– *dies* 😭😭😭😭

I would def read it 🧡✋🏼

Which one of your TA's are you going to ask to tutor you, but the two of you end up studying something else 🤪

No but fr... Idk who to write this smut about...

Lmao for those who don't know, left to right: Lee Know, Taehyun, Eunwoo, Yonghee, Heeseung, Eric

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SUNDRESS

Jake x F!reader | ac _om3lette on twt

SUMMARY — jake is utterly in love with you…and the taste of your pussy.

CONTENTS — smut/mdni, lil fluff, picnic date, positive vulnerability mentioned, barely-public sex, pussy worship, face sitting, penetrative sex, oral fixation, spit kink (you’ve been warned), very light cum eating, praise, cumming untouched (m. receiving), creampie, switchy- softdom leaning jake, jake calls reader princess mostly

WARNINGS —‘small’ adjectives directed at reader twice, reader is on the pill though it is not stated, food mentioned

WORD COUNT —2.7k

A/N —merry christmas, ya’ filthy animal ;) (this is obviously very summer-y, but we won’t address that oamxgw)

© to irockgyu. no translations/reposts etc.

Jake just couldn’t seem to get rid of the ridiculously big smile on his face, you noticed. No matter how many times he bit at his lips in an effort to conceal it, his dopey expression stayed, and so did yours. Lightly giggling, you squeezed his hand that was already holding yours across the center console of his car.

“Your face is gonna get sore if you keep smiling like that.”

Keep reading

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ᥫ᭡ — things txt would say during a makeout session

this post contains; fluff !

requested !

💌 was very excited when i saw this in my asks ! this one’s just short and sweet rlly <3

YEONJUN

baby has such soft, plump lips. he knows that every kiss, lick, groan, and word that comes out/from that pretty little mouth of his can send you spiraling straight into the palm of his hand. 10/10 breaks the kiss to look at you, biting his lips and giving you that look. it’s almost always followed by: “you taste good”/“your lips taste good”.

he’s a flirt so of course he’s pulling out all the stops. some of his favorites:

“what? i just can’t keep my lips off of you”

“why do you keep staring at my lips? do you want more kisses?”

SOOBIN

i feel like he doesn't talk much, just out of fear of ruining the moment. lots of nervous giggles though. maybe even a shy “why are you looking at me like that?” cause you’re looking at him as if you want to swallow him whole. it’s not his fault he’s a good kisser.

“have i told you how pretty you are to me?”

“okay seriously, i need to leave or else i’ll be late” (yet still doesn’t stop kissing you)

BEOMGYU

big flirt #2. “i just can’t help that i’m irresistible” he says, as if he doesn’t have you sandwiched between him and the sofa. i think style wise, gyu either talks between every kiss OR doesn’t let you get one single breath of air while making out. he’s always like “tell me about your day” but you barely get to say anything bc he keeps kissing you.

“i can’t help that you’re all over me baby”

“did you miss me like i missed you?”

TAEHYUN

i feel like taehyun admires you a lot during/after make out sessions, which inevitably leads to another one. the type to tell you that he missed you as if it had been days, despite having his tongue in your mouth not even five minutes ago.

“i missed you baby” or “i missed this feeling” (if you two had been apart for a while)

“you’re so perfect” (yeah he’s that kind of cheesy)

KAI

i see kai as the classic “you’re so pretty” after almost every single kiss. he’s just so 🥰 about you so after a long day when he gets to kiss you he’s so excited !!! your lips are on his and he’s gotta savoir this moment, so it’s likely that he wants to make out with you a lot.

“i can’t get enough of you”

“wait, just one more. last one i promise” (proceeds to give you at least 5 more kisses)

© PLANETDREAM 2021

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txt reaction to you calling them by their full name

# — pairing: txt x you

# — genre: fluuuuuuuuuff tiny bit of angst but pls MINUSCULE

# — warnings: petnames or the lack of them, lowercase intended

this was incredibly much fun to write, I hope you enjoy :) 🤍

yeonjun…snaps around, scans your face, tries to read the room. did he make you mad and if yes how and if no who the hell was choi yeonjun and what did he do to be called by his full name. well obviously he knows it’s him but he would still like to know. that or you will be in company of a very whiny demanding pretty-lipped main dancer with attitude problem. “Babe at least tell me what I did” if you finally reveal it’s a joke, well that’s another whine parade for you ;)

soobin…see he doesn’t possess the physical and mental, for sure not mathematical ability to stay mad at you so clearly he won’t but the confusion when you do it might just still be unmatched. because he knows he didn’t do anything wrong. he’s been playing with odi the whole time hold on wait oh — pls he will find ANYTHING that could suddenly explain why you called him choi soobin and not your usual sweetness-honey laced petnames so pls stop the prank asap okay? </3

beomgyu…he just…doesnt…react. you don’t usually call him beomgyu, he hardly knows a beomgyu, especially not a choi beomgyu, neither does he know a ben choi. he knows a babe choi perhaps but whatever prank youre trying to pull on him won’t work because unless you grip his collar and say CHOI BEOMGYU he won’t know who the f- you’re actually talking to. "Babe can you look“ oh and suddenly he does.

taehyun…you might get seven seconds of sinister taehyun as he is trying to figure out what exactly he thinks is off about you calling him “kang taehyun” because that is actually his name he is well aware. yet it still sounds like he forgot your moms cats birthday or something so he will definitely proceed with caution there. he probably won’t understand the prank/ point of this joke and just accept it in the end but you have alarmed him. that shall be said. now behave

hueningkai…pANIK. like a deer caught in headlights. though you must understand that not even his mom calls him kai kamal huening for just funsies so he doesn’t really expect you to do that either. so obviously he will panic bigtime and not understand what happened and wonder if he mayhaps forgot to water the lego bonsai tree on your nightstand he gifted you on your second anniversary because maybe plastic toy trees need love too. just sighs and acts like he acted close to nonchalant when you laugh and tell him what’s going on, isn’t he so smooth. pls I love kai

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