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beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me

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but in all seriousness DON’T be asking me stupid questions in this hot ass weather. I am at my limit

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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

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i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder

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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

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"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

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grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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I'm emailing you a refreshing spring breeze

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

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I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14