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At least it's a short ride

Every midwit literary fiction novel from the past 5 years has been called something like The Little Things We Do To Ourselves or Back Then I Didn’t Think So Clearly or I Have Been Trying To Venmo You.

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Dogs reaction to walking again thanks to prosthetic legs

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I see so many prankers go way too far, ending up harming people, but this one, this is an innocent good prank 😌

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Fink: Okay, what does "A" stand for?

Jaron: Arson.

Tobias: what does "C" stand for?

Jaron: Committing arson.

Amarinda: ..."D"?

Jaron: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Jaron: 🙂

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a sword

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oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

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Tagged by @thedevilsofcarthya in the last-line-written game

Rules: write the latest line from WIP and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post, don't reblog.

"Release me plant," Sage said as he violently struggled against the bushes thorns cursing.

I tag @jessyspectre @tired-pirate @thefalseprinceliveson @winxxa @ranovlas @piratekingimogen @ascendantking @authorgirl1111 @ascendance-clubhouse @strangestpineapples @sage5ever @spaghetti-flyingsquirrel-bin @fancifulscrawl @not-pretty-smart-funny

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How traditional pitchforks were made.

It took 6 years starting from orienting branches

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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

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Yelp is crazy unethical. Even before I heard about this nonsense, I worked at a small business in San Francisco whose customer traffic was directly influenced by their cesspool of a site. 

Anyway, my supervisor and I worked hard to make sure every customer was happy. And we were succeeding! We had a perfect 5 star rating on Yelp! It was amazing! Then one day we got a 1 Star Rating on our Yelp Page. Someone from Pennsylvania left a nasty review on our site. It was scathing. 

Now, that’s not something that’s too far out of the realm of possibility for my job. While I sold mattresses in a brick and mortar, we also sold mattresses via Amazon and our online store and people from all over the country purchased mattresses from us. But I digress. The reason this is important is, well, where it gets dicey for Yelp.  Because sure enough, Yelp sent us an email telling us that if we paid some fee they would push all the bad reviews off the site. They were extorting money out of us!

And here’s where it gets really interesting. My supervisor contacted the customer to see if there was anything we could do to make them happy with their purchase, so they can change their review. But the customer in question had literally never heard of our company and obviously never purchased anything from us.

Yelp literally committed fraud, and it was only when we threatened to sue that they took the fraudulent review off of our page.

Yelp is awful.

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this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu