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A filming schedule has finally come out for ReVamp with BounPrem, it was released during their press conference for the novelization. They’re going to start filming on the 25th of February, which is awesome, I’m super excited. But lowkey what I find the funniest is that GMMTV has shifted so far into queer media at this point that they’ve started marking non-queer series with HL.

My dudes, there’s officially a ‘heterosexual love’ category at GMMTV 😂 They’ve gotten so gay that they have to start marking down which series aren’t queer as fuck 🏳️‍🌈

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Tyme's FourHub Wrapped [insp.] 4MINUTES (2024)

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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sorry for ignoring you, mom, I was in my hyperrealistic weirdly specific sexual fantasy

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As a person who didn't like the ending of Only Friends, I'm frankly astonished by people calling it 'not authentically queer'. Like guys, the story is literally based on how Ninew's relationships with his ex played out in college; I don't know how much more authentic you can get.

Is it satisfying at the end? I would say no, it isn't. I guess that's how life is, our actual lives don't always communicate any sort of grand message. Sometimes life is just the way it is, people are horrible and you don't know why exactly because you can't actually get in their heads.

The only thing that stands apart forn everything else are Sand and Ray's relationships. They both are completely fictional, so their story ends up being the one that is wrapped nicely, the one full of the most joy and hope.

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well that's a dissapointment

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Dangerous Romance gives off the same vibe as nlmg (bad pacing, tonal inconsistency, and a plot that barely makes any sense), but without any chemistry between leads

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thinking about how Boston told Ray that he will end up two-timing, and everyone was so mad only for Ray to end up two-timing and being absolutely unable to put a stop to his relationship with Mew (even though Mew treated him shitty and he already had a rough idea that Mew only dates him to spite his ex)

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Cheum is a mean, hypocritical lesbian ready to weaponize homophobia whenever it is convenient for her. Please don't tell me you have never met someone like her irl, lol I bet she is the type to have a side twitter account where she constantly writes passive-aggressive stuff that closely resembles gc talking points while trying to still seem cool and progressive

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oh no my evil exes unionized what do i do

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Don't we deserve each other? I missed you. I missed you too. I missed you so damn much. I missed you so much as well. Only Friends (2023) dir. Jojo Tichakorn & Ninew Pinya

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he's so done with people falling for him after sex 😭

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boeing and top broke up because top tried to talk him into lasik surgery as well but he wasn't having it

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he's so done with people falling for him after sex 😭

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Ray wants this threesome with Sand sooo bad, it doesn't even matter who the third person is — a hot girl he doesn't know, a dude in Freddie Mercury's costume, or Sand's best friend with stalking tendencies.