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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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those ocean floor girls look familiar! werent they in a relatively early comic of yours? i love them!
This was their first appearance! And they popped up in a couple patreon thank-you comics since then. Just a fun character design project for 'Mermay' a few years back.
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made team cards for art fight :) entirely free to use, credit appreciated but not required. my username there is also canonkiller, I'm team fossil :3c fight me
(here's a toyhouse bookmarkable with download links and I also have a blank version here)
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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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