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00:57 23/06/22

I’ve been wanting to write recently, it’s weird but I like the feel of typing on my laptop, that’s probably something I shouldn’t say out loud as it sounds weird but I’m kinda curious if anyone can relate to that. I don’t know what to write about, I’ve not written in a very long, anything of value anyway. I’ve been getting into reading again recently and just loved the idea of publishing something people could read but I never have the ideas or the correct wording and grammar to put out into the world in a form that people would enjoy- so I decided why not just write how I’m feeling on a blog and I didn’t really know where to do this but Tumblr seems like a pretty cool place, so I logged back into my old account and well, I’ve started writing. 

I haven’t been very well recently, probably covid but fingers crossed its not. I have a wedding to photograph on Saturday so I’m hoping I will feel better by then but obvs I will make sure to do a test before hand. I’m super nervous about it, I photographed a wedding a very long time ago and hated it. The stress was too much for me but right now... I was desperate for money and it was for a friends relative and I wanted to capture their happiest moment even if I’m not very good (they must have thought I was to ask me). Oh, I have something good to talk about for once, I GOT A NEW JOB! I won’t say its a dream job but it seems pretty up there from the interview. Everyone seemed so lovely and they told me all about the benefits of working for them and what the office is like and it just seemed like a dream, I really hope I do well. I was sad as I had an interview last week and got declined and I really had my hopes for it but I believe everything happens for a reason and maybe the reason I didn’t get this job is because there is something better for me out there. I know a lot of that rubbish could be fake and just something I tell myself but saying everything happens for a reason kind of gives me a bit of comfort and well I appreciate that. 

I’ve also been playing minecraft today, I haven’t played it in almost a year and SOOOO MUCH has changed, I have no idea what is going on anymore. I just wanted to mine for some iron and bruh, wtf, why do I have to smelt the raw iron to get iron, I mean that makes sense in realistic terms but god you just made my life so much harder mojang! Or microsoft, I have no idea who owns what anymore. 

I know nobody will read this but I’m really enjoying just kind of writing. I am wanting to get some hobbies, I am thinking of doing streaming as I love talking to people and playing games and making friends so I’m thinking maybe I should start streaming on twitch or even youtube, I don’t mind, either is fine, I just want to build a nice community that talks and helps each other. I don’t care about money or anything like that, I have a job for that reason, I think it would just let me feel a bit more creative and that is something I appreciate. 

Anyways, I’m done writing for now I think. This is my first ever time writing a blog on this account, kinda mad, since I’ve had it so long. Is this what tumblr is for? I really don’t know. If you actually read this then hi and thanks. Follow me for more I guess? I’m not sure how this works but thanks for reading. Okay bye!

xoxo Emily

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by Imitation Lobster

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my grave

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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

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me in public

thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello

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Memento Mori

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If you missed any or all of the Unus Annus livestream, here’s a summary of every hour:

~11 hours out: The channel name could’ve been Annus Singulos (they decided on Unus Annus at a Buffalo Wildwing)

They always planned on it ending on Friday the 13th NOT the 15th (@ MatPat)

The dude who interrupted the sex toys video was not a mailman, he was just some guy. He did not comment on the sex toy stuff.

~10 hours out: They look at memes. Mark “hook car batteries up to my nipples and I’ll say yes every time” Fischbach is NOT a masochist, he just wants to know what it feels like to be hit by a car

Frank!!! Frank!!!!!!!

Ethan is going to marry the microphone clip on his shirt

Dollar Shave Club never got back to them about a sponsorship

The workers including the actress in the escape room actually enjoyed having Mark and Ethan doing their shtick there

~9 hours out: Vincent the editor made a best of his edits throughout the videos, it was beautiful, it was mostly just clips of dying

He also wrote them a WHOLE DAMN ORIGINAL SONG!!! IN A WEEK!! About stopping the clock!!! He rapped!

Marcus the editor did a funny edits-roll as well, it was brilliant

~8 hours out: Rachel shows her edits roll! Some of the funniest clips in the whole series!

A comment they read: Mark can do any of his edgy project ideas now and that’s terrifying.

Mark: Just wait til you see my next project.

Their merch manager had to buy a 4th warehouse to produce all the merch that had been ordered

If anyone sees Unus Annus pictures or any reminiscence of it in the future and ask where it’s from we are supposed to respond with “You wouldn’t get it 🙄”

~7 hours out: they complain more about enema water gun

They re-watch the Pepper spray video. Mark talked about how he thinks about the pain whenever he sees videos of riotors/protestors getting sprayed. Everyone in chat chanted “BLM” and “ACAB” for a few minutes.

Lixian the editor had his edit reel played (”They make em (the people) pretty in Portugal”)

Mark was salty at Youtube because they claimed they didn’t make billboards for YouTube shows and hence, wouldn’t make a billboard for A Heist With Markiplier, but then later made one for James Charles’ show

Mark presented Amy with a BRAND NEW BUG WATCH 😭

Amy: No nothing on their (Youtube’s) Twitter, they’re not talking about it (Unus Annus)

Mark: Guess it’s not important enough…

Amy: They’re too busy tweeting about “World Kindness Day”

Mark: Oh yeah Friday the 13th 2020 wOrLd KiNdNeSs DaY

~6 hours out: Ethan compares the channel dying to putting down a dog. Things get serious for a beat, people in chat start crying.

They look at fanart for a while, Mark criticizes it like an asshole

They look at Pink Trombone again.

Mark and Ethan guarantee that after the channel is gone they will not forget about it. Mark also permits people to make creations / art after Unus Annus is deleted.

~5 hours out: They re-watch Pee Sauna, dying inside all the way.

DJ Burt Blackarach surprises them with a cake and champagne.

Chat is flooded with “❤🧡💛💚💙💜” messages for a while

Looking at memes again, Mark confirms that the noises that the radio made in SCP Amy were 100% just the radios, not them, making the sounds. They still don’t know why they made those sounds.

Mark and Ethan bed for 1mil like in order to see what’s actually in the Unus Annus casket. They might even lay down in it.

~4 hours out: We find out that the in the Children’s Games in Total Darkness video, the weird shot of them both in a trance staring into the phone screen was actually just them trying to adjust their eyes back to normal light and it wound up looking super cool.

Vincent’s highlight reel is played again while everyone takes a break, supposedly there is a “surprise” to be revealed soon.

A tattoo artist named Danielle comes on the set, Ethan says he’s going to get an Unus Annus tattoo live.

~3 hours out: More fanart. Mark admits that after this ends, he’s probably never going to wear his suit ever again, he might bury it. (There’s not much room left in his backyard)

Mark talks Danielle the tattoo artist’s ear off about how wholesome and educational the channel and not cursed his channel was.

Mark and Ethan then do a full 180 and confess to Danielle all their sins; cooking with sex toys, pee sauna, pee life straws, the pee soda idea, and drilldo, etc.

Amy: (while Eef’s getting tattooed) “Mark, he’s choosing to spend his last day in pain. And you’re not!”

Mark: (looking at a picture of a tattoo) How long do you think that tattoo would take?

Danielle: Probably 3 hours.

Mark: 3 HOURS?!?! That’s more time than we have to live!!

Alex, Mark’s trainer, made them a euology video. It was like a LORE-filled poem made of secret callbacks to the titles of past videos.

Ethan’s poem is done, it is a “ 00:00:00 “ on his left arm.

Stevie who runs the merch shop makes a guesst appearance. He self descirbes as “tired and sad and a little tipsy.” He seems both grateful and dead inside. He says he’s going to do a matching tattoo with Ethan.

Mark admits he was planning on not doing merch originally, but he’s glad he changed his mind.

~2 hours out: They talk about behind the scenes of Hee hoo. The reason Mark’s still wearing high socks during this is because of all the burs so he doesn’t scrape of his legs. Amy wrote the whole end credits story about Ethan meeting Michelle Obama and dying a tyrant.

Mark never got to watch Ethan kidnaps Mark, so they watch it.

They watch The Truth about Unus Annus, Amy surprises Mark with a white tophat. #Mark’sNewHat (it’s an extra large)

Mark and Eef make their last tweets as Unus and Annus

Mark got cool Unus Annus custom pocket watches for Ethan and Amy

~1 hour out: Things get serious. Mark and Ethan private the Unus Annus Instagram (so that no one else can take the Unus Annus handle) and delete all the posts.

Mark proposes that Amy be the one to hit the delete button at the end of the channel. They agree to do it together.

They hit 1 million likes. They open the coffin. There’s nothing in the coffin, but the inside it very pretty, split-colors silk. They take turns laying in it for the first time with the door shut. It’s comfy. Even Amy tries laying in it.

Mark says a short eulogy for Eef as Eef does for Mark. They both say a eulogy for Amy. They both get choked up. The coffin is now called the Cry Box.

They delete the Unus Annus Twitter. They set the Subreddit to private. Apparently there were no mods on that subreddit except Mark.

Mark finally confessed to Amy that he punched a hole in the wall. Amy was there when it was being patched up, but she fogave him anyway.

They play The Barrel and sing along. They thank their team. They thank the audience.

Amy comes down. They all put their hands on the computer. “Unus Annus.” the click delete. The channel is gone forever. Memento mori.

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lizzo

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i had a vision and then i, unfortunately, enacted it,

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Ah yes me my husband and his 500 pound limited edition book

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I've always wanted to learn to use watercolors, so here are a few practice pieces that turned out pretty good! Still apparently incapable of drawing anything other than these two ineffable weebles.

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It was a bit too much, too soon for Aziraphale.