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I’m rlly frustrated bc I’m watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where they’re talking about the sarlacc and I can’t stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post that’s something about how it wouldn’t be for that long bc he’d starve to death and Luke is like “tell him that r2. Tell him that he’s a dumbass r2. Tell him” and I’ve been googling for a billion years but I can’t find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and I’d die for u

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You: Sloppy Joes

Me, an intellectual: Untidy Josephs

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I just overheard a guy at ihop say “how long would it take the world to realize that hiccups just disappeared forever” and honestly it’s fucking me up

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someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

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me to the bartender: *slams my glass on the counter* another capri-sun on the rocks pls

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DC locals fucking with inauguration tourists was easily one of the best things to happen this weekend

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me, in 90+ degree weather: please, let me rest my brain: [banging pots and pans together] NO BLANKET NO SLEEP

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It all makes sense now…

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I found it

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It’s been a rough few months. (via TheOnion)

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