protoctist
protoctist
mankind, be vigilant
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leonardo / 22 / primarily a microbiologist, secondarily a "bugs guy," tertiarily Some Dude
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protoctist · 2 hours ago
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New reaction image for me specifically
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protoctist · 5 hours ago
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uber driver named Habib license plate IMHABIB. All is right in the world
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protoctist · 14 hours ago
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sometimnes... when your sulking corner gets a little too cold... yoiu may invite a friend... to sulk with...
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protoctist · 14 hours ago
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I don't think there's anything degrading about a micro cowkini. I think ungulates have a sort of quiet dignity about them
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protoctist · 1 day ago
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bit hot today got the feets out
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protoctist · 1 day ago
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Drew Kai Winn because I saw one post and looked through her wiki [Patreon | Commissions] Kai Winn hate on this post will get you blocked
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protoctist · 1 day ago
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Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush
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protoctist · 2 days ago
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i think insects like mayflies would be really offended if they heard people saying that they only live for a few days to mate before dying because they don't have mouths. i think they'd be pissed that nobody counts the year they spent living underwater.
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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carrie & lowell anniversary vinyl is so stunning. thank u suf(-:
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protoctist · 2 days ago
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I hate when animals are ontologically evil
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protoctist · 2 days ago
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“LESBIANISM IS NOT A CHOICE, IT IS A BLESSING!” at the new york city dyke march, june 1993
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protoctist · 3 days ago
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protoctist · 3 days ago
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GQ published an unedited version of a David Lynch interview about happiness they’d only briefly quoted before (x)
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protoctist · 4 days ago
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Actually maybe it's the extreme heat warning. maybe it's the feels like 113°F and being a field employee
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protoctist · 4 days ago
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I am tired of being a person I'm just not good at this
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protoctist · 4 days ago
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Another amazon package for the white buddhist
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