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I’ve connected the dots

The Warrior Nun writers has the BIGGEST brain and big dick energy i’ve ever known in the history of TV Shows

In this essay i will

We know that 7.87 seconds on earth equals 107 minutes in the other realms

So,

7.87 seconds = 6,420 seconds

1 second = 815.7 seconds

1 day = 815.7 days

Michael was in the other realm for 14 or 15 years

Let’s just go with the median and say 14.5 years

Now if we do the math, 14.5 years in the other realms is roughly 6.5 days on earth

Why is this important?

Numbers have a lot of symbolism and meanings in the bible, and some of the most significant numbers are 1, 3, 6, 7, and 12

God created Man on the 6th day, and rest/finished on the 7th day

7 is the number of God, which signifies perfection and completion.

That is why the number 6 is often refers to or related to man, humanity and it’s weakness, imperfection, and sin

Michael was sent back to earth on the 6th day after he went through the arc

With a plan on how to kill Adriel and packed with enough divinium to overwhelmed Adriel’s ability to heal (which can kill a warrior nun too btw)

And they kinda forgot to factor Lilith as a possible obstacle

Heck they don’t even think about possible obstacle, they don’t even have a plan B

What if it doesn’t work? They’ll both be dead and Adriel gets the Halo, What then?

The stakes are too high for them to fail, but they didn’t even think about backup plan

Why?

Because of Reya

Ava has been rejecting this plan from the beginning and has been trying to figure out another way to defeat Adriel

They even had a reasonable plan to immobilize Adriel and lock him away again, for good this time, but No, Reya “showed” her that this is the only way

And so they went through with the plan, which fails almost immediately (maybe if they can place the crown then they’ll succeed, idk), and failed again later

If Michael and Reya are number 6, the number of Man, the imperfection, then Beatrice is number 7, the number of God, Perfection, Completion

The symbolism is there

Mankind falls into temptation and sin, thus breaking their relationship with God, banished from the garden of Eden (to die)

Ava left Beatrice and the other Sisters, falls into Adriel’s trap, almost led humanity to it’s doom

Then only after Ava reunited with Beatrice, a servant of God, she’s finally able to kill Adriel, saved the world, completed the mission

Also, it’s been hinted multiple times that Ava alluded to Jesus, so it’s reasonable to expect that she’ll be back in 3 days

Now here’s the interesting part for Avatrice

Remember the math from the beginning?

3 days = 6.7 years

Ava is 19 at the start of season 1 when she died, and probably only a few months has passed since then, so she’s most likely still be 19

That means she’ll be 25 or 26 when she came back

The minimum age of being a nun is 18, with a postulancy time of at least 2 years max before one can take a novitiate that last for 1 or 2 years.

After completing the novitiate, one may take a temporary vows that last for a minimum of 3 and maximum of 6 years, and only after that, one can request to take a permanent vows or renew the temporary vows

Beatrice graduated from a boarding school in Switzerland, which means she graduated at 18 at the very least, and if she joins the OCS immediately after graduating at 18, she will be 22 when she finished her novitiate and take her temporary vows

Beatrice leaving the order implied that she hasn’t taken the permanent vow, and with her tasked to train the new recruits implied that she’s been in the convent for a few years to be able to reach that level of seniority

So, assuming she hasn’t renew the temporary vows, and it lasted for a minimum of 3 years, then Beatrice is around 25 or 26 of age

They will be the same age when Ava returns y’all

All of the above things i mentioned is very big brain of them because :

1. Beating the blasphemy allegations, if this show gains the attention of a broader audience, there’s a chance that some religious Karens demand to cancel the show for blasphemy or something

2. Beating the age gap allegations, homophobes will find something to hate, nothing new here, now they can’t complain if they pork in season 3

3. Beating the Beatrice breaks the vow and betrays God allegations, like, No, she didn’t, she just doesn’t renew the vow

And it’s very big dick of them to not only making Avatrice canon, but to also make a storyline about how the very foundation of the most powerful religious institution in the world is built on a lie, like bruh

Now we need season 3 to happen for real, because there’s still a lot of things to unravel

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WARRIOR NUN S2 + TV Time Comments

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warrior nun + bly manor parallels

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Warrior Nun Reductress: Part 2

Warrior Nun + Reductress Articles (part 2)

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warrior nun + reductress headlines

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adding this to the list of observations because i caught myself doing it. bet i just caught you, too

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It's very clear that Netflix made the decision to cancel Warrior Nun before they even released the 2nd season.

The viewing metrics and online engagement that they gained in the first month of the 2nd season alone is what you want from shows, and they got that despite burying it and giving it zero promotion.

This news felt like a gut punch because the show actually started thriving despite everything Netflix did to ensure it couldn't thrive. It just comes down to the fact that they had their mind made up already, and there was clearly nothing that could be done.

I freaking hate Netflix's quantity over quality model. They constantly churn out garbage and when something finally gains traction and develops a fandom where you can monetize something further with merchandise (of a product they freakin' own might I add) they cancel it anyway?

I'm soooo tired. I'm done with them. Done. Fuck Netflix.

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Hey for people who are not in the Discord Server, just thought i’d update you all! So apparently the company that produced Warrior Nun is Reality Distortion Field, that was co-founded by Simon Barry, the excecutive producer of Warrior Nun. So that means Netflix possibly doesn’t have all the rights to the show, so there is hope to get it to another platform.

People are mass cancelling their Netflix accounts, and posting a screenshot of their cancellation confirmation on Twitter with the hashtah “CancelNetflix”. There is a petition going around, i’m gonna put the link to that in the replies, along with the Discord link if people wanna join. 

#SaveWarriorNun is trending #4 worldwide on Twitter right now, and has been going up in the last hours, so we might get it to #1? Possibly?

Also just as a little reminder, Manifest was cancelled, but Netflix gave it a last season cause fans were very vocal about it. One day at a time got saved by fans. Wynonna Earp too. Sense8 got a final 2 hours special after fan outrage at its cancellation. Lucifer was supposed to be cancelled too, and they got a chance at a last season to close their storyline. If you don’t want to fight it’s okay, you deserve to grieve in peace, but if you want to give Netflix shit and fight for it? There’s hope. We could have something. 

Oh and last thing, Nicole Polizzi is publicly shaming Netflix on Twitter. We stan an icon. 

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fuck netflix. watch warrior nun, get your friends and fam to watch it, be loud about it on every platform you can, tiktok, twitter, tumblr, insta, everything. support simon barry and the wonderful cast and crew behind warrior nun! it deserves a proper ending!!

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eight-episode seasons becoming the norm, shows being cancelled after their first or second season altogether, corporations not spending a single dollar to promote their renewed shows, corporations deciding to renew based on how many people binge it over and over and over again… this is the slow, choking death of media literacy. 

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Fuck Netflix. Fuck this industry that keeps cancelling women-led, creative shows. Fuck the death of well-written artistic shows. Fuck the monopoly of creative media being controlled. Fuck LESBOPHOBIC (specfically) industry titans.

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warrior nun cancelled. first kill cancelled. paper girls cancelled. one day at a time cancelled. the owl house cancelled. im not okay with this cancelled. legacies cancelled. everything sucks cancelled. the babysitters club cancelled. dare me cancelled. i know what you did last summer cancelled. teenage bounty hunters cancelled. the wilds cancelled.

the attitude held towards sapphic media is clear and honestly just appalling. im so sick of this treatment we deserve better than this.

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do y'all be microwaving knives in here

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last two weeks of the semester in between thanksgiving and finals moodboard😜

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Princess, Knight, and the dude they found on the sidewalk