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He is so inevitable. In any colour, in any era, in any decade, against any odds.

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Another one

I miss Alucard so much

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Adrian Fahrenheit Ţepeş “Alucard”- Castlevania: Nocturne S2 - Episode 1

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Clark got lego-brainwashed...

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Brocedes is a hell we can’t escape: “We are not friends,” “We are friends,” “Can’t say Nico’s name without my body going through severe stages of meltdowns,” “But I send their daughter gifts once in a while.” They’ve gotta be trolling us at this point. But sucks to suck because we’re all trapped in this whole parasocial mess where we’re never leaving Nico/Lewis drama behind but they also won’t let us have a moment of peace or closure

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Nico “we may be divorced but you will treat my ex wife with the fucking respect she deserves” Rosberg

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I often think about how Lewis said he personally called so many drivers in 2020 and personally asked them to kneel for BLM. I think about how he said he personally tried to explain the protest to them and answer all their questions. I think about how he felt when so many of them still declined. I think about how he was fined for wearing shirts for BLM. I think about how F1 stopped him from wearing a shirt that simply said "Justice for Breonna Taylor." because F1 wanted to 'de-politicise' the sport. I think about how when they asked Stefano Domenicali, the CEO of F1, about Lewis' activism, he said F1 is not racist and he does not "Percieve" the racism Lewis is talking about.

I think about how Nelson Piquet, who was fined $1 million for racially abusing Lewis on video was *banned* from the paddock. I think about how he just showed up to the paddock today clearly wearing a paddock pass and hanging out outside of Red Bull, not even hiding inside.

I think how this is all so symptomatic of how rotten to the core F1 is. How Lewis being the most successful driver in the history of the sport did not spare him from this.

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the sprint commentary from nico is precisely why i refuse to learn more about brocedes because the crumbs i do know are already enough to devastate me. because yes, nico might have spent that entire sprint trying to send telepathic signals to lewis on how he could improve so he could win. yes, every other word out of his mouth might have been about how he knows lewis can be more agressive than that, how he knows lewis and knows he can do better. but that's all commentary, that's still technically part of his job description.

but what do you mean lewis still sends christmas presents to nico's daughters every year?? what do you mean lewis, when talking about the first time he visited monaco said that it wasn't for a a gp, it was because 'a f- ...someone i know- ...a friend of mine invited me'??? the friend in question? a 13 year old nico. what do you mean that now, 25 years later, they live in the same apartment building in monaco???? what do you mean nico said 'he's still my best friend at heart'????? what do you mean lewis, when asked if he was a better driver now then he was in 2016, completely unprompted said 'yes, and better teammate' and then the camera cut to nico wHO WAS ON THE BROADCAST THAT WEEKEND AND HE JUST LOOKED DEVASTATED??????

the childhood best friends -> teammates -> enemies -> strangers -> whatever the fuck it is they've got going on now is just too strong and it would pull me in too deep and i would never escape.

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I need Nico to get a camera and argue with Lewis about their relationship history

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It’s so funny seeing Lewis still trying to rewrite the holy bible about him and Nico: “After karting, we stopped being close; we don’t really talk.” Like we don’t have pics of them gigiling together years after that, Lewis with Nico’s parents at Nico’s first race, and pics of him, Nico, and Vivian at parties. You were living next to each other in 2015 and playing ping pong—STOP REWRITING HISTORY, SIR. IT’S NOT GONNA WORK.

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lewis hamilton is stronger than me because if they made me watch my very public homoerotic codependent childhood friendship divorce on two big screens in front of people i would crash out so bad

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Can I have someone look at me the way Sebastian looks at Lewis ❤️

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[i try to picture me without you, but i can't] 200 CELEBRATION: 🔮 mystery item 🔮 for @princemick

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Seb knowing that he was a free therapist for Nico and Lewis is always gonna be funny

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Sebastian Vettel & Lewis Hamilton: 12 years sharing podiums together ✰

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cool dudes chilling under the same umbrella