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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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couldn’t stop thinking about this post

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Despite the main demographic for Pokémon being 20-30 year olds and continually growing older with each new release, you’re only ever able to play as a teen character in the games.

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i dont think you know what the word queerbating means...

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couldn’t stop thinking about this post

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uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

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out gathering firewood, the hard way

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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on bloosky....

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hello tumblr

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テトのむっちり太もも by Qiandai以宇 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

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i didn't miss #makeaterriblecomicday, there's still more than an hour left in my timezone, it's fiiiine! much like i'm sure YOU didn't miss this buny's really cool trick!

...r-right?? oh dear

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yo whattup its bad comic day have a bad comic

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i figured it out