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Remus is the kind of person who will read thick philosophical books as a hobby and use it in debates.

Sirius is the kind of person who will debate with Remus by using arguments from kids' books, irritating him.

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random numbers for the ask game!!

2 3 7 10 12 34 49 50 18 15 13 anddd 21

MWAH THANK U FOR THE ASK 💕💕💕💕 i put my answers under a cut so i dont clog up everybody's dash

2. lighter or matches?

i will die with my 2$ bic lighter in hand

3. do you leave the window open at night?

only if its super super hot and the ac isnt enough. in canada this is like once every three summers

7. hair ties or scrunchies? SCRUNCHIES bcs they dont pull my hair as much

10. would you slaughter the rich

hell yeah i was literally there manning the guillotine in france 1789

12. what kind of day is it

today was the sleepiest day of my life i did nothing productive at all but i fell asleep in my seat like four times

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

pour some sugar on me by def leppard went triple platinum in my car this week i could probably sing it in my sleep atp

49. can you skip rocks

no ☹️☹️☹️ everybody point and laugh

50. can i tag u in random stuff?

ALWAYS!! tags and dms and asks are my fav things in the world and if i dont reply ily and its just because my sloth has consumed me

18. what hair products do u use?

costco brand shampoo + conditioner 🤫 and then marc anthony nourishing curl cream and frizz control mousse

15. are you a parent?

to four cats yes. they are my pride and joy

13. when was the last time u ate

i had an iced peach tea ten mins ago but it was wayyy too sweet. did not enjoy

21. something you've kept since childhood

i have a build a bear my uncle gave me literally the day i came out of the womb! he still lives on my bed

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I never got the "your cat would eat you if you died" hangup. its not like im using the meat for anything anymore

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hate it when people say 'you cant make everything gay'. yes I fucking can???

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remus 'he doesn't look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was 11 inches' lupin

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thats the voice of sirius black himself

The voices are telling me Sirius does makeup like an 80s rockstar

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I appreciate our commitment as a fandom to making Remus poor in every universe. Like that man never has a cent to his name in any fanfic

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what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

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here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

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top nine human behaviours

- waving at people on a bridge when you pass underneath

- clapping when the plane lands

- cheering when a movie ends and staying for the after credits scene

- everyone pulling over on the side of the road at scenic locations to take a picture

- on a hike and you see someone coming down and they say The view's worth it!

- in a public place and the lights go out and everyone freaks out and when they come back on everyone's looking around at each other with a shared sense of understanding

- in a museum looking at the same art piece as somebody else

- asking someone to take a photo of you in a tourist location and then you take one of them in return

- waiting outside an exam hall with the rest of the class. everyone's frantically reviewing their notes the smart kid is giving a crash course and someone is putting their hands up in prayer

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i will never pass up a spin the bottle or amortentia fic ever

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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?

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I do not "tweet", I do not "snap", I do not "make a tiktok", I BLOG ON TUMBLR DOT COM, and if I have no wifi, I USE MY NOTES APP

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i kind of hate that whenever something impacts sex work/pornography/etc people go “theyre gonna use this as a stepping stone to censor things that REALLY matter!” like sex workers arent fucking people that need money to live

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you'd think "nudity on its own is not taboo in many cultures of the world" is essential trivia that everyone encounters by the age of ten, which informs people how taboos are non-rigid social constructs. but no, every day you will meet people containing a lifetime of informed opinions and moral frameworks, whose world views would be shattered by telling them "nudity on its own is not taboo in many cultures of the world"

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they moved to london together and they were broke and they didn't really know anyone in the city and their flat was falling apart but they were having FUN and they were in LOVE and they built a career together what the fuck!!

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Sirius: I like your jumper.

Remus: Thanks! It was 50% off

Sirius: I'd like it 100% off

Remus: They can't just give clothes away.

Sirius: That's not what i-

Remus: That's a terrible way to run a business, Pads