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Words I Hate

1. Chuckle

That’s it. That’s the only one.

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Joe Buck is announcing the celebrities who are at game 2 of the World Series instead of just shutting up for two seconds. 

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Lauren: So. I heard there was an advantage found in a chip bag.

Dr. Mike: JESSICAAAA!!!

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Us: Chrissy is gonna save hag queen Katrina!

Chrissy: *doesn’t use the idol*

Us:

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Me: (remembers that football is back) Yay!!!

Me: (remembers that that means Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth are back)

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This song goes out to my sister. It's called, "She Makes Me Late."

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"What a wonderful opportunity to be recreationally outraged."

Joe Rogan

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Gringerd the Warty explains the first rule of curse casting, (Never Leave Soulmates on the Same Plane of Existence,) to her fellow witches circa 1830.

Due to an aversion to lead, and, by extension, pencils, Gringerd’s life work, Theoretical Rules of Curse Casting, was lost forever in 1834 after her untimely death. The elderly witch experienced an unfortunate, (and ultimately deadly,) geriatric moment when she launched herself from a cliff with what turned out to be her sweeping broom. According to Gringerd, any witch who fails to take into account the close proximity of soulmates at the time of a curse’s casting dooms herself to defeat. Given the struggles of television witches in recent years, it would seem that there is some merit to Gringerd’s theory. 

(Not pictured is Greta the Iron Witch looking pretty relieved about her miscalculation since, honestly, she liked having two eyes and no sister a whole lot more than she liked having one eye and no sister.) 

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Nicole: I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you I was married.

Waverly: Well, I’m married too, so I guess it all evens out.

Nicole: What?!? To who?!?

Waverly: I’ll tell you, but first you have to promise you won’t arrest me for necrophilia.

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Ward Earp Introduces His Children

These are my daughters Willa and Wynonna. And this is my youngest daughter, Nicole Haught's girlfriend.

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TBT to the gif I would have made during season one if I’d bothered to teach myself to gif.

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Nicole: I’m...alive?!? It’s a mir-

Waverly:

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Poor Waverly. All those years studying ancient languages and it’s plain old German that ends up biting her in the ass.

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Wayhaught Fans vs Emily Andras

WF: If you hurt Nicole you're going to be in so much trouble, so you'd better not! We mean it! EA: Yeah, the episode is done. It airs in two days. I don't honestly know what you expect me to do at this point. WF: IF NICOLE DIES WE BOYCOTT!!! EA: ...Again. The episode is done. The SEASON is done. Just, you know...sit down and be quiet. You're disrupting the rest of the class.

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Nobody’s worried about Nedley? Just me? 

...Okay.