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what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what
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Hey everyone. I know ive made posts like these before but ig im not apart of the rp anymore.
with that, i wont be using the blogs i have made or used very often, but i will not deactivate the accts.
I simply stood up for what i believed and knew was right but ppl didnt like that. So i was banned from the black mesa server that was created last december.
i will miss rping and i will miss everyone i grew to love.
I bid you all a very fond farewell.
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Ah! The ghost of tumblr user @froggyplanet4269! Such an interesting ordeal! Such an intriguing thing! Please, do tell Us what you had done in life to have this paranormal occurrence?
trick or treat!!
*Sends you down the incinerator*
Trick!
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trick or treat!!
*Sends you down the incinerator*
Trick!
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Happy There's Chell Thursday!
what’s that over there, in the distance…?
!!! no way….it’s….she’s coming back…?
have a great there’s chell thursday <3
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Exceptional response!
That moment when
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Would you like a job here at Aperture?
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✨children✨
Yeah that checks. We can give you some if you so wish.
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Anything can have logic if you're insane enough.
That moment when
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You really are a merit to science!
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✨children✨
Yeah that checks. We can give you some if you so wish.
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Astonishing!
How long have you been doing this practice?
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✨children✨
Yeah that checks. We can give you some if you so wish.
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Amazing creature! How do your jaws and teeth feel after the fact?
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✨children✨
Yeah that checks. We can give you some if you so wish.
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(OOC)
I honest to God don't know what is normal for my friends to expect from me so we will be pleasantly surprised!
(BIC)
We typically say and do "unethical" things. It all depends on your point of view.
the snack that smiles back
✨children✨
Yeah that checks. We can give you some if you so wish.
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Please be advised that it contains slight traces of ground up bone. It is harmless, however, We have been sued for less. So, you now know that, therefore, you cannot sue Us.
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Yeah that checks. We can give you some if you so wish.
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We will ship them right away then! You should have them by tomorrow!
the snack that smiles back
✨children✨
Yeah that checks. We can give you some if you so wish.
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