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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

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PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

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God she is so fucking incredible!

She is my fucking idol. Here's a link to the song that has tim pools panties in a bunch btw.

https://laurajanegrace.bandcamp.com/album/your-god-gods-dick

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tumblr post about orcs: our big green friends are as strong as they are kind ^_^

tumblr post about dwarves: can you even IMAGINE how good they would be at weaving on a loom??

tumblr post about elves: looked under a rotten stump and found this long eared freak + i'm gonna fuck it to pieces

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (2002)

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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes

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Dear, friend,

I come to you asking most respectfully for your help ♥️👋 with sexualising those old men. My family live somewhere and aren't really relevant to this message, but the form is the form and must be adhered to. 💐🐠To be honest, I never read the spam emails this far, so I don't know what sob story element I should include here, but please - my old men - they need sexualising! 💦

If just a gajillionty people sexualised those old men for a mere twelve hours a day, lives would be changed. For the better? Almost certainly not. Random emojis 📚✨✨ But changed for sure.

You are already part of that. Thank you.

Do they sign these,

Illuminescence 🟨🎶🏎️

OH MY GOD YOU ALMOST GOT ME. 😂

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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Honestly not being a killjoy, but do we have photos on what the protests were like in Republican territory? That seems more significant than the numbers in liberal zones like DC/NYC/Boston/Portland/Philly/etc.

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been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter